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INTRODUCTION

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    You hold in your hands one the +Great Books of our century fnord.

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    Some Great Books are recognized at +once with a fusillade of critical huzzahs and gonfolons, like +Joyce's Ulysses. Others +appear almost furtively and are only discovered 50 years later, +like Moby +Dick or Mendel's great essay on genetics. The Principia +Discordia entered our space-time continuum almost as +unobtrusively as a cat-burglar creeping over a windowsill.

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    In 1968, virtually nobody had +heard of this wonderful book. In 1970, hundreds of people coast to +coast were talking about it and asking the identity of the +mysterious author, Malaclypse the Younger. Rumors swept across the +continent, from New York to Los Angeles, from Seattle to St. Joe. +Malaclypse was actually Alan Watts, one heard. No, said another +legend -- the Principia was +actually the work of the Sufi Order. A third, very intriguing myth +held that Malaclypse was a pen-name for Richard M. Nixon, who had +allegedly composed the Principia during a +few moments of lucidity. I enjoyed each of these yarns and did my +part to help spread them. I was also careful never to contradict +the occasional rumors that I had actually written the whole thing +myself during an acid trip.

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    The legendry, the mystery, the +cult grew slowly. By the mid-1970's, thousands of people, some as +far off as Hong Kong and Australia, were talking about the +Principia, and +since the original was out of print by then, xerox copies were +beginning to circulate here and there.

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    When the Illuminatus +trilogy appeared in 1975, my co-author, Bob Shea, and I both +received hundreds of letters

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THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS (THE +PENTABARF)

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The PENTABARF was +discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year of The +Caterpillar. She found them carved in gilded stone, while building +a sun deck for his cave, but their import was lost for they were +written in a mysterious cypher. However, after 10 weeks & 11 hours +of intensive scrutiny she discerned that the message could be read +by standing on his head and viewing it upside down.

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KNOW YE THIS O PERSON OF +FAITH!

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I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. +There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The +Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home +of a Golden Worm.

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II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian +Document Numbering System.

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III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to +Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this +Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of +the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism +(no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of +Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog +Buns).

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IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was +the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original +Snub.

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V - Discordians are Prohibited of Believing what they read.

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IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE +TRANSGRESSICUTED.

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A ZEN STORY

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by Camden Benares, The Count of Five
+      Headmaster, Camp Meeker Cabal

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A serious youth found the conflicts of mid 20th Century America +confusing. They went to many people seeking a way of resolving +within themself the discords that troubled them, but remained +troubled.

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One night in a coffee house, a self-ordained Zen Master said to +them, "go to the dilapidated mansion you will find at this address +which I have written down for you. Do not speak to those who live +there; you must remain silent until the moon rises tomorrow night. +Go to the large room on the right of the main hallway, sit in the +lotus position on top of the rubble in the northeast corner, face +the corner, and meditate."

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They did just as the Zen Master instructed. Their meditation was +frequently interrupted by worries. They worried whether or not the +rest of the plumbing fixtures would fall from the second floor +bathroom to join the pipes and other trash they were sitting on. +They worried how would they know when the moon rose on the next +night. They worried about what the people who walked through the +room said about them.

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Their worrying and meditation were disturbed when, as if in a +test of their faith, ordure fell from the second floor onto them. +At that time two people walked into the room. The first asked the +second who the person was sitting there was. The second replied +"Some say they are a saint. Others say they are a shithead."

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Hearing this, the youth was enlightened.

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- THE BIRTH OF THE ERISIAN +MOVEMENT -

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THE +REVELATION

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10. The Earth quakes and the +heavens rattle;
+the beasts of nature flock together and the
+nations of humanity flock apart; volcanoes usher up
+heat while elsewhere water becomes ice and
+melts; and then on other days it just rains.
+11. Indeed do many things come to pass.
+      HBT; The Book of Predictions, Chap. +19

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    Just prior to the decade of the nineteen-sixties, +when Sputnik was alone and new, and about the time that Ken Kesey +took his first acid trip as a medical volunteer; before underground +newspapers, Viet Nam, and talk of a second American Revolution; in +the comparative quiet of the late nineteen-fifties, just before the +idea of RENAISSANCE became relevant....

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    Two young Californians, known later as Omar +Ravenhurst and Malaclypse the Younger, were indulging in their +habit of sipping coffee at an allnight bowling alley and generally +solving the world's problems. This particular evening the main +subject of discussion was discord and they were complaining to each +other of the personal confusion they felt in their respective +lives. "Solve the problem of discord," said one, "and all other +problems will vanish." "Indeed," said the other, "chaos and strife +are the roots of all confusion."

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FIRST I MUST SPRINKLE +YOU
+WITH FAIRY DUST

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    Suddenly the place became devoid of +light. Then an utter silence enveloped them, and a great stillness +was felt. Then came a blinding flash of intense light, as though +their very psyches had gone nova. Then vision returned.

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    The two were dazed and neither moved nor spoke for +several minutes. They looked around and saw that the bowlers were +frozen like statues in a variety of comic positions, and that a +bowling ball was steadfastly anchored to the floor only inches from +the pins that it had been sent to scatter. The two looked at each +other, totally unable to account for the phenomenon. The condition +was one of suspension, and one noticed that the clock had +stopped.

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    There walked into the room a +chimpanzee, shaggy and grey about the muzzle, yet upright to his +full five feet, and poised with natural majesty. He carried a +scroll and walked to the young men.

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    "Fellows," it said, "why does +Pickering's Moon go about in reverse orbit? Fellows, there are +nipples on his chests; do he give milk? And what, pray tell, +Fellows, is to be done about Heisenberg's Law?" It paused. +"SOMEBODY HAD TO PUT ALL OF THIS CONFUSION HERE!"

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    And with that it revealed its +scroll. It was a diagram, like a yin- yang with a pentagon on one +side and an apple on the other. And then it exploded and the two +lost consciousness.

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ERIS +- Goddess of Chaos, Discord & Confusion

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    They awoke to the sound of pins clattering, and +found the bowlers engaged in their game and the server busy with +making coffee. It was apparant that their experience had been +private.

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    They discussed their strange encounter and +reconstructed from memory the chimpanzee's diagram. Over the next +five days they searched libraries to find the significance of it, +but were disappointed to uncover only references to Taoism, the +Korean flag, and Technocracy. It was not until they traced the +Greek writing on the apple that they discovered the ancient Goddess +known to the Greeks as Eris and to the Romans as Discordia. This +was on the fifth night, and when they slept that night each had a +vivid dream of a splendid woman whose eyes were as soft as feather +and as deep as eternity itself, and whose body was the spectacular +dance of atoms and universes. Pyrotechnics of pure energy formed +her flowing hair, and rainbows manifested and dissolved as she +spoke in a warm and gentle voice:

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    I have come to tell you that you +are free. Many ages ago, My consciousness left humanity, that they +might develop themselves. I return to find this development +approaching completion, but hindered by fear and by +misunderstanding.

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    You have built for yourselves +psychic suits of armor, and clad in them, your vision is +restricted, your movements are clumsy and painful, your skin is +bruised, and your spirit is broiled in the sun.

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    I am chaos. I am the substance from +which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit +with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am +chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free.

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    During the next months they studied philosophies +and theologies, and learned that Eris or Discordia was primarily +feared by the ancients as being disruptive. Indeed, the very +concept of chaos was still considered equivalent to strife and +treated as a negative. "No wonder things are all screwed up," they +concluded, "they have got it all backwards." They found that the +principle of disorder was every much as significant as the +principle of order.

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    With this in mind, they studied the strange +yin-yang. During a meditation one afternoon, a voice came to +them:

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    It is called the Sacred Chao. I +appoint you Keepers of It. Therein you will find anything you like. +Speak of Me as Discord, to show contrast to the pentagon. Tell +constricted mankind that there are no rules, unless they choose to +invent rules. Keep close the words of Syadasti: 'TIS AN ILL WIND +THAT BLOWS NO MINDS. And remember that there is no tyranny in the +State of Confusion. For further information, consult your pineal +gland.

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    "What is this?" mumbled one to the other, "A +religion based on The Goddess of Confusion? It is utter +madness!"

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    And with those words, each looked at the other in +absolute awe. Omar began to giggle. Mal began to laugh. Omar began +to jump up and down. Mal was hooting and hollering to beat all +hell. And amid squeals of mirth and with tears on their cheeks, +each appointed the other to be high priest of their own madness, +and together they declared themselves to be a society of Discordia, +for what ever that may turn out to be.

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THE +BATTLE HYMN OF THE ERISTOCRACY
+by +Lord Omar

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VERSE
+Mine brain has meditated on the spinning of The Chao;
+It is hovering o'er the table where the Chiefs of Staff are now
+Gathered in discussion of the dropping of The Bomb;
+Her Apple Corps is strong!

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CHORUS
+Grand (and gory) Old Discordja!
+Grand (and gory) Old Discordja!
+Grand (and gory) Old Discordja!
+Her Apple Corps is strong!

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VERSE
+She was not invited to the party that they held on Limbo Peak;*
+So She threw a Golden Apple, 'sted of turn'd t'other cheek!
+O it cracked the Holy Punchbowl and it made the nectar leak;
+Her Apple Corps is strong!

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* "Limbo Peak" refers to Old Limbo Peak, commonly +called by the Greeks "Ol' Limb' Peak."

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Persons in +a Position to Know, Inc.

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ON PRAYER

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Mal-2 was once asked by one of her Disciples if she often prayed +to Eris. She replied with these words:

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No, we Erisians seldom pray, it is much too +dangerous. Carla Fort has listed many factual incidences of +ignorant people confronted with, say, a drought, and then praying +fervently -- and then getting the entire village wiped out in a +torrential flood.

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from people intrigued by the quotes from the +Principia with +which we had decorated the heads of several chapters. Many, who had +already heard of the Principia or seen +copies, asked if Shea and I had written it, or if we had copies +available. Others wrote to ask if it were real, or just something +we had invented the way H.P. Lovecraft invented the Necronomicon. We +answered according to our moods, sometimes telling the truth, +sometimes spreading the most Godawful lies and myths we could +devise fnord.

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    Why not? We felt that this book +was a true Classic (literatus +immortalis) and, since the alleged intelligentsia had not +yet discovered it, the best way to keep its legend alive was to +encourage the mythology and the controversy about it. Increasingly, +people wrote to ask me if Timothy Leary had written it, and I +almost always told them he had, except on Fridays when I am more +whimsical, in which case I told them it had been transmitted by a +canine intelligence -- vast, cool, and unsympathic -- from the Dog +Star, Sirius.

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    Now, at last, the truth can be +told.

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    Actually, the Principia is the +work of a time-travelling anthropologist from the 23rd Century. She +is currently passing among us as a computer specialist, bon vivant +and philosopher named Grace Hill. She has also translated several +volumes of Etruscan erotic poetry, under another pen-name, and in +the 18th Century was the mysterious Man in Black who gave Jefferson +the design for the Great Seal of the United States.

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    I have it on good authority that +she is one of the most accomplished time-travelers in the galaxy +and has visited Earth many times in the past, using such +cover-identities as Zeno of Elias, Emperor Norton, Count +Cagliostro, Guilliame of Aquaitaine, etc. Whenever I question her +about this, she grows very evasive and attempts to persuade me that +she is actually just another 20th Century Earthling and that all my +ideas about her extraterrestrial and extratemporal origin

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14. +Wipe thine ass with what is written
+and grin like a ninny at what is Spoken. Take
+thine refuge with thine wine in the Nothing
+behind Everything, as you hurry along the Path.
+        THE PURPLE SAGE
+        HBT; The Book of Predictions, Chap. +19

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Heaven is down. Hell is up.
+This is proven by the fact
+that the planets and stars
+are orderly in their
+movements,
+while down on earth
+we come close to the
+primal chaos.
+There are four other
+proofs,
+but I forget them.

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--Josh the Dill
+  King Kong Kabal

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What We Know About ERIS (not much)

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The Romans left a likeness of Her for posterity--She was shown +as a grotesque woman with a pale and ghastly look, Her eyes afire, +Her garment ripped and torn, and as concealing a dagger in Her +Bosom. Actually, most women look pale and ghastly when concealing a +chilly dagger in their bosoms.

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Her geneology is from the Greeks and is utterly confused. Either +She was the twin of Ares and the daughter of Zeus and Hera; or She +was the daughter of Nyx, goddess of night (who was either the +daughter or wife of Chaos, or both), and Nyx's brother, Erebus, and +whose brothers and sisters include Death, Doom, Mockery, and +Friendship. And that She begat Forgetfullness, Quarrels, Lies, and +a bunch of gods and goddesses like that.

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One day Mal-2 consulted her Pineal Gland* and asked Eris if She +really created all of those terrible things. She told him that She +had always liked the Old Greeks, but that they cannot be trusted +with historic matters. "They were," She added, "victims of +indigestion, you know."

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Suffice it to say that Eris is not hateful or malicious. But She +is mischievous, and does get a little bitchy at times.

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*THE PINEAL GLAND is where each and every one of +us can talk to Eris. If you have trouble activating your Pineal, +then try the appendix which does almost as well. Reference: DOGMA +I, METAPHYSICS #3, "The Indoctrine of the Pineal Gland"

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THE INSIDE STORY!

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The Law of Fives

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The Law of Fives is one of the oldest Erisian Mysterees. It was +first revealed to Good Lord Omar and is one of the great +contributions to come from The Hidden Temple of The Happy +Jesus.

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POEE subscribes to the Law of Fives of Omar's sect. And POEE +also recognizes the holy 23 (2+3=5) that is incorporated by +Episkopos Dr. Mordecai Malignatus, KNS, into her Discordian sect, +The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria.

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The Law of Fives states simply that: ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, +OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW +DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5.

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The Law of Fives is never wrong.

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In the Erisian Archives is an old memo from Omar to Mal-2: "I +find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I +look."

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+shines by day because, being a woman, it
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    +THE MYTH OF THE APPLE OF DISCORD
+    It seems that Zeus was preparing a wedding banquet +for Peleus and Thetis and did not want to invite Eris because of +Her reputation as a trouble maker.*

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    This made Eris angry, and so She fashioned an +apple of pure gold** and inscribed upon it KALLISTI ("To The +Prettiest One") and on the day of the fete She rolled it into the +banquet hall and then left to be alone and joyously partake of a +hot dog.

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    Now, three of the invited goddesses,*** Athena, +Hera, and Aphrodite, each immediately claimed it to belong to +herself because of the inscription. And they started fighting, and +they started throwing punch all over the place and everything.

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    Finally Zeus calmed things down and declared that +an arbitrator must be selected, which was a reasonable suggestion, +and all agreed. He sent them to a shepherd of Troy, whose name was +Paris because his mother had had a lot of gaul and had married a +Frenchman; but each of the sneaky goddesses tried to outwit the +others by going early and offering a bribe to Paris.

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    Athena offered him Heroic War Victories, Hera +offered him Great Wealth, and Aphrodite offered him the Most +Beautiful Woman on Earth. Being a healthy young Trojan lad, Paris +promptly accepted Aphrodite's bribe and she got the apple and he +got screwed.

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    As she had promised, she maneuvered earthly +happenings so that Paris could have Helen (the Helen) then living +with her husband Menelaus, King of Sparta. Anyway, everyone knows +that the Trojan War followed when Sparta demanded their Queen back +and that the Trojan War is said to be The First War among +humankind.

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    And so we suffer because of the Original Snub. And +so a Discordian is to partake of No Hot Dog Buns.

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    Do you believe that?
+________________

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* This is called THE DOCTRINE OF THE ORIGINAL +SNUB
+** There is historic disagreement concerning whether this apple was +of metallic gold or acapulco.
+*** Actually there were five goddesses, but the Greeks did not know +the Law of Fives.

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5. +An Age of Confusion, or an Ancient Age, is
+one in which History As We Know It begins to
+unfold, in which Whatever Is Coming emerges
+in Corporal Form, more or less, and such times are
+Ages of Balanced Unbalance, or Unbalanced
+Balance.
+6. An Age of Bureaucracy is an Imperial Age in
+which Things Mature, in which Confusion becomes
+entrenched and during which Balanced Balance,
+or Stagnation, is attained.
+7. An Age of Disorder or an Aftermath is an
+Apocalyptic Period of Transition back to Chaos
+through the Screen of Oblivion into which the
+Age passeth, finally. These are Ages of
+Unbalanced Unbalance.
+      HBT; The Book of Uterus, Chap. 3

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DO YOU REMEMBER?

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1. Polite children will always remember that a +church is the ____________________ of ____________________.

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Official +Proclamation -><- ODD# III(b)/4,i;18Aft3135

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POEE DISORGANIZATIONAL MATRIX

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V) THE +HOUSE OF APOSTLES OF ERIS
+    For the Eristocracy and the Cabalablia
+    A. The Five Apostles of ERIS
+    B. The Golden Apple Corps (KSC)
+    C. Episkoposes of The Discordian Society
+    D. POEE Cabal Priests
+    E. Saints, Erisian Avatars, and Like Personages
+IV) THE HOUSE OF THE +RISING PODGE
+    For the Disciples of Discordia
+    A. Office of My High Reverence, The Polyfounder
+    B. Council of POEE Priests
+    C. The LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD
+    D. Eristic Avatars
+    E. Aneristic Avatars
+III) THE HOUSE OF THE +RISING HODGE
+    For the Bureaucracy
+    A. The Bureau of Erisian Archives
+    B. The Bureau of The POEE Epistolary, and The +Division of Dogmas
+    C. The Bureau of Symbols, Emblems, Certificates and +Such
+    D. The Bureau of Eristic Affairs, and The Administry +for The Unenlightened Eristic Horde
+    E. The Bureau of Aneristic Affairs, and the +Administry for the Orders of Discordia
+II) THE HOUSE OF THE +RISING COLLAPSE
+    For the Encouragement of Liberation of Freedom, +and/or the
+    Discouragement of the Immanentizing of the +Eschaton
+    A. The Breeze of Wisdom and/or The Wind of +Insanity
+    B. The Breeze of Integrity and/or The Wind of +Arrogance
+    C. The Breeze of Beauty and/or The Wind of +Outrages
+    D. The Breeze of Love and/or The Wind of Bombast
+    E. The Breeze of Laughter and/or The Wind of +Bullshit
+I) THE OUT +HOUSE
+     For what +is left over
+    A. Miscellaneous Avatars
+    B. The Fifth Column
+    C. POEE =POPES= everywhere
+    D. Drawer "O" for OUT OF FILE
+    E. Lost Documents and Forgotten Truths

+

OFFICIAL - POEE
+Head Temple, San Francisco
+HOUSE OF THE RISING PODGE
+Bureau of The POEE Epistolary

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= THE FIVE FINGERED HAND OF +ERIS =

+

The official symbol of POEE is here illustrated. It may be this, +or any similar device to represent TWO OPPOSING ARROWS CONVERGING +INTO A COMMON POINT. It may be vertical, horizontal, or else such, +and it may be elaborated or simplified as desired.

+

The esoteric name for this symbol is THE FIVE FINGERED HAND OF +ERIS, commonly shortened to THE HAND.

+
+

NOTE: In the lore of western magic, the is taken to symbolize horns, especially the +horns of Satan or of diabolical beasties. The Five Fingered Hand of +Eris, however, is not intended to be taken as satanic, for the +"horns" are supported by another set, of inverted "horns". Or maybe +it is walrus tusks. I don't know what it is, to tell the truth.

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POEE (pronounced "POEE") is an acronym for The +PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC. The first part can be +taken to mean "equivalent deity, reversity beyond-mystique." We are +not really esoteric, it's just that nobody pays much attention to +us.

+

MY HIGH REVERENCE MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, AB, DD, KSC, is the +High Priest of POEE, and POEE is grounded in her episkopotic +revelations of The Goddess. He is called [The Omnibenevolent +Polyfounder of Virginity in Gold].

+

The POEE HEAD TEMPLE is the Joshua Norton Cabal of The +Discordian Society, which is located in Mal-2's pineal gland and +can be found by temporally and spacially locating the rest of +Mal-2.

+

POEE has no treasury, no by-laws, no articles, no guides save +Mal-2's pineal gland, and has only one scruple--which Mal-2 keeps +on his key chain.

+

POEE has not registered, incorporated, or otherwise chartered +with the State, and so the State does not recognize POEE or POEE +Ordinations, which is only fair, because POEE does not recognize +the State.

+

POEE has 5 DEGREES:
+There is the neophyte, or +LEGIONNAIRE DISCIPLE.
+The LEGIONNAIRE DEACON, who is catching on.
+An Ordained POEE PRIEST/PRIESTESS or a CHAPLIN.
+The HIGH PRIEST, the Polyfounder.
+And POEE =POPE=.

+

POEE LEGIONNAIRE DISCIPLES are authorized to initiate others as +Discordian Society Legionnaires. PRIESTS appoint their own DEACONS. +The POLYFOUNDER ordains priests. I don't know about the +=POPES=.

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are delusions. Hah! I am not that easily +deceived. After all, a time-travelling anthropologist would say +just that, so that he could observe us without her presense causing +cultureshock.

+

    I understand that she has +consented to write an Afterword to this edition. She'll probably +contradict everything I've told you, but don't believe a word she +says fnord. She is a master of the deadpan put-on, the plausible +satire, the philosophical leg-pull and all the branches of guerilla +ontology.

+

    For full benefit to the Head, this +book should be read in conjunction with The Illuminoids by +Neal Wilgus (Sun Press, Albuquerque, NM) and Zen Without Zen +Masters by Camden Benares (And/Or Press, Berkeley, +California). "We are operating on many levels here", as Ken Kesey +used to say.

+

    In conclusion, there is no +conclusion. Things go on as they always have, getting weirder all +the time.

+

    Hail Eris. All hail Discordia. +Fnord?

+

      - Robert +Anton Wilson,
+        International Arms and Hashish Inc.
+        Darra Bazar, Kohat

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POEE +& IT'S PRIESTS

+
+

If you like Erisianism as it is presented according to Mal-2, +then you may wish to from your own POEE CABAL as a POEE PRIEST and +you can go do a bunch of POEE Priestly Things. A "POEE Cabal" is +exactly what you think it is.

+

The High Priest makes no demands on their Priests, though they +do rather expect good will of them. The Office of The Polyfounder +is point, not to teach. Once in a while, they even listen.

+

Should you find that your own revelations of The +Goddess become substantially different that the revelations of +Mal-2, then perhaps the Goddess has plans for you as an Episkopos, +and you might consider creating your own sect from scratch, +unhindered. Episkoposes are not competing with each other, and they +are all POEE priests anyway (as soon as I locate them). The point +is that Episkoposes are developing separate paths to the Erisian +mountain top. See the section "Discordian Society"

+

 

+

ORDINATION AS A POEE +PRIEST

+

There are no particular qualifications for Ordination because if +you want to be a POEE Priest then you must undoubtedly qualify. Who +could possibly know better than you whether or not you should be +Ordained?

+

An ORDAINED POEE PRIEST or PRIESTESS is defined as "one who +holds an Ordination Certificate from the Office of the +Polyfounder."

+

Seek +into the Chao if thou wouldst be wise
+And find ye delight in Her Great Surprise!
+Look into the Chao if thou wantest to know
+What's in a Chao and why it ain't so!
+      (HBT; The Book of Advice, 1:1)

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World Council of Churches Boutique

+

NOTE TO POEE PRIESTS:

+

The Polyfounder wishes to remind all Erisians the POEE was +conceived not as a commercial enterprise, and that you are +requested to keep your cool when seeking funds for POEE Cabals or +when spreading the POEE Word via the market place.

+

 

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THE ERISIAN AFFIRMATION

+

BEFORE THE GODDESS ERIS, I (name or holyname), do +herewith declare myself a POEE KIN of THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC +DISCORD. HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS ALL HAIL +DISCORDIA!

+

the presiding POEE Official (if any) responds:

+

ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!

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  +            HOW TO START A POEE CABAL +             
+WITHOUT MESSING AROUND +WITH THE POLYFOUNDER

+

If you can't find the Polyfounder, or having found him, don't +want anything to do with him, you are still authorized to form your +own POEE CABAL and do Priestly Things, using the Principia +Discordia as a guide. Your Official Rank will be POEE CHAPLIN for +the LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD, which is exactly the same as a POEE +PRIEST except that you don't have an Ordination Certificate. The +words you are now reading are your ordination.

+

HOW TO BECOME A POEE +CHAPLIN
+1. Write the ERISIAN AFFIRMATION in five copies.
+2. Sign and nose-print each copy.
+3. Send one to the President of the United States.
+4. Send one to
+      The California State Bureau of Furniture
+        and Bedding
+      1021 'D' Street, Sacramento CA 94814
+5. Nail one to a telephone pole. Hide one. And burn the other. Then +consult your pineal gland.

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= The POEE Baptismal Rite =

+

This Mysteree Rite is not required for initiation, but it is +offered by many POEE Priests to proselytes who desire a formal +ceremony.

+

1) The Priests and four Kin are arranged in a pentagon with the +Initiate in the center facing the Priests. If possible, the Kin on +the immediate right and left of the Priest should be Deacons. The +Initiate must be totally naked, to demonstrate that they are truly +a human being and not something else in disguise like a cabbage or +something.

+

2) All persons in the audience and the pentagon, excepting the +Priest, assume a squatting position and return to a standing +position. This is repeated four more times. This dance is symbolic +of the humility of we Erisians.

+

3) The Priest begins:

+

I, (complete Holy Name, with Mystical Titles, and +degrees, designations, offices, etc.), Ordained Priest of the +Paratheo-anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric, with the Authority +invested at me by the High Priest of It, Office of the Polyfounder, +The House of the Rising Podge, POEE Head Temple; Do herewith +Require of Ye:
+      1) ARE YE A HUMAN BEING AND NOT A CABBAGE OR +SOMETHING? The Initiate answers +YES.
+      2) THAT'S TOO BAD. DO YE WISH TO BETTER +THYSELF? The Initiate answers +YES.
+      3) HOW STUPID. ARE YE WILLING TO BECOME +PHILOSOPHICALLY ILLUMINIZED? He +answers YES.
+      4) VERY FUNNY. WILL YE DEDICATE YESELF TO THE +HOLEY ERISIAN MOVEMENT? The +Initiate answers PROBABLY.

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      5) THEN SWEAR YE THE +FOLLOWING AFTER ME:
+(The Priest here leads the +Initiate in a recital of THE ERISIAN AFFIRMATION.) The Priest +continues: THEN I DO HERE PROCLAIM YE POEE DISCIPLE (name), +LEGIONNAIRE OF THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD. HAIL ERIS! HAIL HAIL! +HAIL YES!

+

4) All present rejoice grandly. The new Kin opens a large jug of +wine and offers it to all who are present.

+

5) The Ceremony generally degenerates.

+
+

3. And though Omar did bid of the Collector of
+Garbage, in words that were both sweet and bit-
+ter, to surrender back the cigar box containing
+the cards designated by the Angel as The Honest
+Book of Truth, the Collector was to Omar as one
+who might be smitten deaf, saying only: 'Gainst
+the rules, y'know.
+          HBT; The Book of Explanations, +Chap 2

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_______________________
+THE POEE MYSTEREE +OATH

+


+The Initiate swears the following:
+FLYING BABY SHIT!!!!!
+
+(Kin of the Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria sect may wish to +substitute the German:
+FLIEGENDE KINDERSCHEISSE!
+or perhaps
+WIECZNY KWIAT +WTADZA!!!!!
+which is Ewige Blumenkraft in Polish.)

+

Corrections to last week's +copy: Johnny Sample is
+offensive cornerback for the New York Jets, not fullback
+as stated. Bobby Tolan's name is not Randy, but mud. All
+power to the people, and ban the fucking bomb.

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The Discordian Society has no definition.

+

I sometimes think of it as a disorganization of Eris Freaks. It +has been called a guerrilla mind theatre. Episkopos Randomfactor, +Director of Purges of Our People's Underworld Movement sect in +Larchmont, prefers "The World's Greatest Association of +What-ever-it-is-that-we-are." Lady Mal thinks of it as a +RENAISSANCE THINK TANK. Fang the Unwashed, WKC, won't say. You can +think of it any way you like.

+

AN EPISKOPOS OF THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY is one who prefers total +autonomy, and creates his own Discordian sect as The Goddess +directs him. He speaks for himself and for those that say that they +like what he says.

+

THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD: A Discordian Society Legionnaire +is one who prefers not to create his own sect.

+

If you want in on the Discordian Society
+then declare yourself what you wish
+do what you +like
+and tell us about it
+or if you prefer
+don't.

+

There are no rules anywhere.
+The Goddess Prevails.

+

When I get to the +bottom I go back to the top
+of the slide where I stop and I turn and I go
+for a ride, then I get to the bottom and I see
+you again! Helter skelter!
+                -John +Lennon

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THE +GOLDEN APPLE CORPS

+

The Golden Apple Corps* is an honorary position for the Keepers +of The Sacred Chao, so that they can put "KSC" after their +names.

+

It says +little,
+does less,
+means
+nothing.

+

      +         
+* Not to be confused with The +Apple Corps Ltd. of those four singers. We thought of it +first.

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PERPETUAL DATE CONVERTER FROM +GREGORIAN TO POEE CALENDAR

+
+

SEASONS
+1) Chaos - Patron +Apostle Hung Mung
+2) Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo
+3) Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti
+4) Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud
+5) The Aftermath - Patron Apostle The Elder Malaclypse

+
+

Days of the Week*
+1) Sweetmorn
+2) Boomtime
+3) Pungenday
+4) Prickle-Prickle
+5) Setting Orange

+		 +

* THE DAYS OF THE WEEK
+are named from the five
+Basic Elements: SWEET,
+BOOM, PUNGENT, PRICKLE
+and ORANGE.

+
+

HOLYDAYS
+A] APOSTLE HOLYDAYS
+1) Mungday
+2) Mojoday
+3) Syaday
+4) Zaraday
+5) Maladay
+Each occurs on the 5th
+day of the Season

+		 +

 
+B] SEASON HOLYDAYS
+1) Chaoflux
+2) Discoflux
+3) Confuflux
+4) Bureflux
+5) Afflux
+Each occurs on the 50th
+day of each Season

+
+

C] ST. TIB'S DAY - occurs once every 4 years +(1+4=5) and is inserted between the 59th and 60th days of the +Season of Chaos

+
+ + + + + + + +
+

 
+Jan  1  2  3  4  5
+     6  7  8  9 10
+    11 12 13 14 15
+    16 17 18 19 20
+    21 22 23 24 25
+    26 27 28 29 30
+    31  1  2  3  4
+Feb  5  6  7  8  9
+    10 11 12 13 14
+    15 16 17 18 19
+    20 21 22 23 24
+    25 26 27 28* 1
+Mar  2  3  4  5  6
+     7  8  9 10 11
+    12 13 14 15 16
+    17 18 19 20 21
+    22 23 24 25 26
+    27 28 29 30 31
+Apr  1  2  3  4  5
+     6  7  8  9 10
+    11 12 13 14 15
+    16 17 18 19 20
+    21 22 23 24 25
+    26 27 28 29 30
+May  1  2  3  4  5
+     6  7  8  9 10
+    11 12 13 14 15
+    16 17 18 19 20
+    21 22 23 24 25
+    26 27 28 29 30
+    31  1  2  3  4
+Jun  5  6  7  8  9
+    10 11 12 13 14
+    15 16 17 18 19
+    20 21 22 23 24
+    25 26 27 28 29
+    30  1  2  3  4

+		 +

SM +BT PD PP SO
+1  2  3  4  5 Chs
+ 6  7  8  9 10
+11 12 13 14 15
+16 17 18 19 20
+21 22 23 24 25
+26 27 28 29 30
+31 32 33 34 35
+36 37 38 39 40
+41 42 43 44 45
+46 47 48 49 50
+51 52 53 54 55
+56 57 58 59 60
+61 62 63 64 65
+66 67 68 69 70
+71 72 73  1  2 Dsc
+ 3  4  5  6  7
+ 8  9 10 11 12
+13 14 15 16 17
+18 19 20 21 22
+23 24 25 26 27
+28 29 30 31 32
+33 34 35 36 37
+38 39 40 41 42
+43 44 45 46 47
+48 49 50 51 52
+53 54 55 56 57
+58 59 60 61 62
+63 64 65 66 67
+68 69 70 71 72
+73  1  2  3  4 Cfn
+ 5  6  7  8  9
+10 11 12 13 14
+15 16 17 18 19
+20 21 22 23 24
+25 26 27 28 29
+30 31 32 33 34
+35 36 37 38 39

+		 +


+Jul  5  6  7  8  9
+    10 11 12 13 14
+    15 16 17 18 19
+    20 21 22 23 24
+    25 26 27 28 29
+    30 31  1  2  3
+Aug  4  5  6  7  8
+     9 10 11 12 13
+    14 15 16 17 18
+    19 20 21 22 23
+    24 25 26 27 28
+    29 30 31  1  2
+Sep  3  4  5  6  7
+     8  9 10 11 12
+    13 14 15 16 17
+    18 19 20 21 22
+    23 24 25 26 27
+    28 29 30  1  2
+Oct  3  4  5  6  7
+     8  9 10 11 12
+    13 14 15 16 17
+    18 19 20 21 22
+    23 24 25 26 27
+    28 29 30 31  1
+Nov  2  3  4  5  6
+     7  8  9 10 11
+    12 13 14 15 16
+    17 18 19 20 21
+    22 23 24 25 26
+    27 28 29 30  1
+Dec  2  3  4  5  6
+     7  8  9 10 11
+    12 13 14 15 16
+    17 18 19 20 21
+    22 23 24 25 26
+    27 28 29 30 31
+[1970 = 3136] [Next St.

+		 +

SM +BT PD PP SO
+40 41 42 43 44 Cfn
+45 46 47 48 49
+50 51 52 53 54
+55 56 57 58 59
+60 61 62 63 64
+65 66 67 68 69
+70 71 72 73  1 Bcy
+ 2  3  4  5  6
+ 7  8  9 10 11
+12 13 14 15 16
+17 18 19 20 21
+22 23 24 25 26
+27 28 29 30 31
+32 33 34 35 36
+37 38 39 40 41
+42 43 44 45 46
+47 48 49 50 51
+52 53 54 55 56
+57 58 59 60 61
+62 63 64 65 66
+67 68 69 70 71
+72 73  1  2  3 Afm
+ 4  5  6  7  8
+ 9 10 11 12 13
+14 15 16 17 18
+19 20 21 22 23
+24 25 26 27 28
+29 30 31 32 33
+34 35 36 37 38
+39 40 41 42 43
+44 45 46 47 48
+49 50 51 52 53
+54 55 56 57 58
+59 60 61 62 63
+64 65 66 67 68
+69 70 71 72 73
+Tibs Day in 3166]

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+

HOLY NAMES

+

Discordians have a tradit-
+ion of assuming HOLY NAMES.
+This is not unique with
+Erisianism, of course. I
+suppose that Pope Paul is
+the son of Mr. and Mrs. VI?

+

And also TITLES OF MYSTICAL
+IMPORT.

+
+

 

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+

 

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FOR YOUR
+ENLIGHTENMENT

+

THE PARABLE OF THE BITTER TEA

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by Rev. Dr. Hypocrates Magoun, +P.P.
+POEE PRIEST, Okinawa Cabal

+

      When Hypoc was through meditating with St. +Gulik, he went there into the kitchen where he busied himself with +preparing the feast and in his endeavor, he found that there was +some old tea in a pan left standing from the night before, when he +had in his weakness forgot about its making and had let it sit +steeping for 24 hours. It was dark and murky and it was Hypoc's +intention to use this old tea by diluting it with water. And again +in his weakness, chose without further consideration and plunged +into the physical labor of the preparations. It was then when +deeply immersed in the pleasure of that trip, he had a sudden loud +clear voice in his head saying "it is bitter tea that involves you +so." Hypoc heard the voice, but the struggle inside intensified, +and the pattern, previously established with the physical laboring +and the muscle messages coordinated and unified or perhaps coded, +continued to exert their influence and Hypoc succummed to the +pressure and he denied the voice.

+

      And again he plunged into the physical orgy +and completed the task, and Lo as the voice had predicted, the tea +was bitter.

+

"The +Five Laws have root in awareness."
+--Che Fung (Ezra Pound, Canto 85)

+

The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved +exclus-
+ively for them that believe in it. Further,
+the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them
+that believe in it on the supposition that
+they'll go there if they don't.
+            HBT; The Gospel According +to Fred, 3:1

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A SERMON ON ETHICS AND +LOVE

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        One day Mal-2 asked the messenger +spirit Saint Gulik to approach the Goddess and request Her presence +for some desperate advice. Shortly afterwards the radio came on by +itself, and an ethereal female Voice said YES?

+

        "O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! +Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord! Concubine of Confusion! O! +Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a heavy burden from my +heart!"

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        WHAT BOTHERS YOU, +MAL? YOU DON'T SOUND WELL.

+

        "I am filled with fear and tormented +with terrible visions of pain. Everywhere people are hurting one +another, the planet is rampant with injustices, whole societies +plunder groups of their own people, mothers imprison sons, children +perish while siblings war. O, woe."

+

        WHAT IS THE MATTER +WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?

+

        "But nobody wants it! Everybody hates +it."

+

        OH. WELL, THEN +STOP.

+

        At which moment She turned herself +into an aspirin commercial and left The Polyfounder stranded alone +with her species.

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+CHAPTER +5: THE PIONEERS

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=THE FIVE APOSTLES OF ERIS & +WHO THEY BE =

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1. HUNG MUNG
+A Sage of Ancient China and Official Discordian Missionary to the +Heathen Chinese. He who originally devised THE SACRED CHAO. Patron +of the Season of Chaos. Holyday: Jan 5.

+

2. DR. +VAN VAN MOJO
+A Head Doctor of Deep Africa and Maker of Fine Dolls. D.H.V., +Doctor of Hoodoo and Vexes, from The Greater Metropolitan Yorba +Linda Jesus Will +Save Your Bod Home Study Bible School; and F.I.H.G.W.P., Fellow of +the Intergalactic Haitian Guerrillas for World Peace. Patron of The +Season of Discord. Holyday: Mar 19. NOTE: Erisians of The Laughing Christ sect are +of the silly contention that Dr. Mojo is an imposter and that +PATAMUNZO +LINGANANDA is the True Second Apostle. Lord Omar claims that +Dr. Mojo heaps hatred upon Patamunzo, who sends only Love +Vibrations in return. But we of the POEE sect know that Patamunzo +is the Real Imposter, and that those vibrations of his are actually +an attempt to subvert Dr. Mojo's rightful apostilic authority by +shaking them out of their wits.

+

3. SRI SYADASTI SYADAVAKTAVYA SYADASTI SYANNASTI SYADASTI +CAVAKTAVYASCA SYADASTI SYANNASTI SYADAVATAVYASCA SYADASTI SYANNASTI +SYADAVAKTAVYASCA
+Commonly called just SRI +SYADASTI.
+His name is Sanskrit, and means: +All affirmations are true in

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some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in +some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in +some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false +and meaningless in some sense. He +is an Indian Pundit and Prince, born of the Peyotl Tribe, son of +Gentle Chief Sun Flower Seed and the squaw Merry Jane. Patron to +psychedelic type Discordians. Patron of the Season of Confusion. +Holyday: May 31. NOTE: Sri Syadasti should not be confused +with Blessed St. Gulik the Stoned, who is not the same person but +is the same Apostle.

+

4. ZARATHUD THE +INCORRIGIBLE, sometimes called ZARATHUD THE STAUNCH
+A hard nosed Hermit of Medieval Europe and Chaosphe Bible Banger. +Dubbed "Offender of The Faith." Discovered the Five Commandments. +Patron of the Season of Bureaucracy. Holyday: Aug 12.

+

5. THE ELDER +MALACLYPSE
+A wandering Wiseman of Ancient Mediterrania ("Med-Terra" or middle +earth), who +followed a 5-pointed Star through the alleys of Rome, Damascus, +Baghdad, Jerusalem, Mecca and Cairo, bearing a sign that seemed to +read "DOOM". (This is a misunderstanding. The sign actually read +"DUMB". Mal-1 is a Non-Prophet.) Patron and namesake of Mal-2. +Patron of The Season of The Aftermath. Holyday: Oct 24.

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All statements are true in some sense, false in +some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some +sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in +some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. A +public service clarification by the Sri Syadasti School of +Spiritual Wisdom, Wilmette.

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The teachings of the Sri Syadasti School of +Spiritual School of Spiritual Wisdom are true in some sense, false +in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some +sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in +some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. +Patamunzo Lingananda School of Higher Spiritual Wisdom, Skokie.

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THE HONEST BOOK OF TRUTH
+being a BIBLE of The Erisian Movement
+Episkopos LORD OMAR KHAYYAM RAVENHURST, KSC; Bull Goose
+of Limbo; and Master Pastor of the Church Invisible of
+the Laughing Christ, Hidden Temple of The Happy Jesus,
+Laughing Buddha Jesus [LBJ] Ranch

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+

 

+

From the Honest Book of Truth
+THE BOOK OF EXPLANATIONS, Chapter 1

+

1. There came one +day to Lord Omar, Bull Goose of Limbo, a Messenger of Our Lady who +told him of a Sacred Mound wherein was buried an Honest +Book.

+

2. And the Angel +of Eris bade of the Lord: Go ye +hence and dig the Truth, that ye may come to know it and, knowing +it, spread it and, spreading it, wallow in it and, wallowing in it, +lie in it and, lying in the Truth, become a Poet of the Word and a +Sayer of Sayings -- an Inspiration to all men and a Scribe to the +Gods.

+

3. So Omar went forth to the Sacred Mound, which +was to the East of Mullah, and thereupon he worked digging in the +sand for five days and five nights, but found no book.

+

4. At the end of five days and five nights of +digging, it came to pass that Omar was exhausted. So he put his +shovel to one side and bedded himself down on the sand, using as a +pillow a Golden Chest he had uncovered on the first day of his +labors.

+

5. Omar slept.

+

6. On the fifth day of his sleeping, Lord Omar +fell into a Trance, and there came to him in the Trance a Dream, +and there came to him in the Dream a Messenger of Our Lady who told +him of a Sacred Grove wherein was hidden a Golden Chest.

+

7. And the Angel of Eris bade of the Lord: +Go ye hence and lift the Stash, +that ye may come to own it and, owning it, share it and, sharing +it, love in it and, loving in it, dwell in it and, dwelling in the +Stash, become a Poet of the Word and a Sayer of Sayings - an +Inspiration to all men and a Scribe to the Gods.

+

8. But Omar lamented, saying unto the Angel : +What is this shit, man? What care +I for the Word and Sayings? What care I for the Inspiration of all +men? Wherein does it profit a man to be a Scribe to the Gods when +the Scribes of the Governments do nothing, yet are paid better +wages?

+

9. And, lo, the Angel waxed in anger and Omar was +stricken to the Ground by an Invisible Hand and did not arise for +five days and five nights.

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10. And it came to pass that on the fifth night he +dreampt, and in his Dream he had a Vision, and in this Vision there +came unto him a Messenger of Our Lady who entrusted to him a +Rigoletto cigar box containing many filing cards, some of them in +packs with rubber bands around, and upon these cards were sometimes +written verses, while upon others nothing was written.

+

11. Thereupon the Angel Commanded to Lord: +Take ye this Honest Book of Truth +to thine bosom and cherish it. Carry it forth into The Land and Lay +it before Kings of Nations and Collectors of Garbage. Preach from +it unto the Righteous, that they may renounce their ways and +repent.

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+CONVENTIONAL CHAOS

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GREYFACE

+

In the year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of +Greyface, got it into his head that the universe was as humorless +as he, and he began to teach that play was sinful because it +contradicted the ways of Serious Order. "Look at all the order +around you," he said. And from that, he deluded honest people to +believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy +romance as they had known it.

+

It is not presently understood why people were so gullible at +that particular time, for absolutely no one thought to observe all +the disorder around +them and conclude just the opposite. But anyway, Greyface and his +followers took the game of playing at life more seriously than they +took life itself and were known even to destroy other living beings +whose ways of life differed from their own.

+

The unfortunate result of this is that humankind has since been +suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance +causes frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for +a bad trip. Humanity has been on a bad trip for a long time +now.

+

It is called THE CURSE OF GREYFACE.

+

Bullshit makes
+the flowers grow
+& that's beautiful.

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THE MAGNUM OPIATE OF MALACLYPSE +THE YOUNGER

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Principia Discordia

+

OR

+

How I Found Goddess And What She +Did To Me When I Found Her

+

Wherein is Explained
+Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing
+About Absolutely Anything

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Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts +of Order...

+

THE BOOK +OF UTERUS 1;5

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Climb into the Chao with a friend or two
+And follow the Way it carries you,
+Adrift like a Lunatic Lifeboat Crew
+Over the Waves in whatever you do.
+        (HBT; The Book of Advice, 1:3)

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DOGMA I - METAPHYSICS #2, "COSMOLOGY"*

+

THE BOOK OF UTERUS
+from The Honest Book of Truth
+revealed to Lord Omar
+ 

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- I -

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1. Before the beginning was the Nonexistent +Chao, balanced in Oblivion by the Perfect Counterpushpull of the +Hodge and the Podge.

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2. Whereupon, by an Act of Happenstance, the +Hodge began gradually to overpower the Podge -- and the Primal +Chaos thereby came to be.

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3. So in the beginning was the Primal Chaos, +balanced on the Edge of Oblivion by the Perfect Counterpullpush of +the Podge and the Hodge.

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4. Whereupon, by the Law of Negative Reversal,** +the Podge swiftly underpowered the Hodge and Everything broke +loose.

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5. And therein emerged the Active Force of +Discord, the Subtle Manifestation of the Nonexistent Chao, to guide +Everything along the Path back to Oblivion - that it might not +become lost among Precepts of Order in the Region of Thud.

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6. Forasmuch as it was Active, the Force of +Discord entered the State of Confusion, wherein It copulated with +the Queen and begat ERIS, Our Lady of Discord and Gross +Manifestation of the Nonexistent Chao.

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7. And under Eris Confusion became established, +and was hence called Bureaucracy; while over Bureaucracy Eris +became established, and was hence called Discordia.

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8. By the by it came to pass that the +Establishment of Bureaucracy perished in a paper shortage.

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9. Thus it was, in accord with the Law of +Laws.

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10. During and after the Fall of the +Establishment of Bureaucracy was the Aftermath, an Age of Disorder +in which calculation, computations, and reckonings were put away by +the Children of Eris in Acceptance and Preparation for the Return +to Oblivion to be followed by a Repetition of the Universal +Absurdity. Moreover, of Itself the Coming of Aftermath waseth a +Resurrection of the Freedom-flowing Chaos. HAIL ERIS!

+

11. Herein was set into motion the Eristic +Pattern, which would Repeat Itself Five Times Over Seventy-three +Times, after which nothing would happen.

+

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+* This doctrine should not be confused with DOGMA III - HISTORY #6, +"HISTORIC CYCLES," which states that social progress occurs in five +cycles, the first three ("The Tricycle") of which are THESIS, +ANTITHESIS and PARENTHESIS; and the last two ("The Bicycle") of +which are CONSTERNATION and MORAL WARPTITUDE.

+

** The LAW OF NEGATIVE REVERSAL states that if +something does not happen then the exact opposite will happen, only +in exactly the opposite manner from that in which it did not +happen.

+

 

+

NOTE: It is from +this text from The Book of Uterus, that POEE has based its Erisian +Calendar with the year divided into 5 seasons of 73 days each. Each +of the Five Apostles of Eris has patronage over one Season. A chart +of the Seasons, Patrons, Days of the Week, Holydays, and a +perpetual Gregorian converter is included in this edition of +Principia.

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THE FIVE ORDERS OF +DISCORDIA ("THEM")
+Gen. Pandaemonium, Commanding

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The seeds of the ORDERS OF DISCORDIA were planted by Greyface +into his early disciples. They form the skeleton of the Aneristic +Movement, which over emphasizes the Principle of Order and is +antagonistic to the necessary compliment, the Principle of +Disorder. The Orders are composed of persons all hung up on +authority, security and control; i.e., they are blinded by the +Aneristic Illusion. They do not know that they belong to Orders of +Discordia. But we know.

+

        1. The Military Order of THE KNIGHTS OF +THE FIVE SIDED TEMPLE. This is for all the soldiers and +bureaucrats of the world.
+        2. The Political Order of THE PARTY FOR +WAR ON EVIL. This is reserved for lawmakers, censors, and +like ilk.
+        3. The Academic Order of THE HEMLOCK +FELLOWSHIP. They commonly inhabit schools and universities, +and dominate many of them.
+        4. The Social Order of THE CITIZENS +COMMITTEE FOR CONCERNED CITIZENS. This is mostly a +grass-roots version of the more professional military, political, +academic and sacred Orders.
+        5. The Sacred Order of THE DEFAMATION +LEAGUE. Not much is known about the D.L., but they are very +ancient and quite possibly were founded by Greyface himself. It is +known that they now have absolute domination over all organized +churches in the world. It is also believed that they have been +costuming cabbages and passing them off as human beings.

+

A person belonging to one of more Order
+is just as likely to carry a flag of the
+counter-establishment as the flag of the
+establishment--just as long as it is
+a flag.

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THE +FOLLOWING IS QUOTED FROM BERGAN EVANS
+ON NORBERT WEINER, NUCLEAR PHYSICIST

+

        The second concept Wiener has to +establish is that of entropy. Probability is a mathematical +concept, coming from statistics. Entropy comes from physics. It is +the assertion-- established logically and experimentally-- that the +universe, by its nature, is "running down", moving toward a state +of inert uniformity devoid of form, matter, hierarchy or +differentiation.

+

        That is, in any given situation, +less organization, more chaos, is overwhelmingly more probable than +tighter organization or more order.

+

        The tendency for entropy to increase +in isolated systems is expressed in the second law of +thermodynamics-- perhaps the most pessimistic and amoral +formulation in all human thought.

+

        It applies however, to a closed +system, to something that is an isolated whole, not just a part. +Within such systems there may be parts, which draw their energy +from the whole, that are moving at least temporarily, in the +opposite direction; in them order is increasing and chaos is +diminishing.

+

        The whirlpools that swirl in a +direction opposed to the main current are called "enclaves". And +one of them is life, especially human life, which in a universe +moving inexorably towards chaos moves towards increased order.

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= ZARATHUD'S ENLIGHTENMENT =

+

Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took +great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his +followers.

+

One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and +there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly +grazing.

+

"Tell me, you dumb beast." demanded the Priest in his commanding +voice, "why don't you do something worthwhile. What is your Purpose +in Life, anyway?"

+

Munching the tasty grass, The Sacred Chao replied "MU".*

+

Upon hearing this, absolutely nobody was enlightened. Primarily +because nobody could understand Chinese.

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* "MU" is the Chinese ideogram for NO-THING

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THE +SACRED CHAO

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THE SACRED CHAO is the key to illumination. Devised by the +Apostle Hung Mung in ancient China, it was modified and popularized +by the Taoists and is sometimes called the YIN-YANG. The Sacred +Chao is not the Yin-Yang of the Taoists. It is the HODGE-PODGE of +the Erisians. And, instead of a Podge spot on the Hodge side, it +has a PENTAGON which symbolizes the ANERISTIC PRINCIPLE, and +instead of a Hodge spot on the Podge side, it depicts the GOLDEN +APPLE OF DISCORDIA to symbolize the ERISTIC PRINCIPLE.

+

The Sacred Chao symbolizes absolutely everything anyone need +ever know about absolutely anything, and more! It even symbolizes +everything not worth knowing, depicted by the empty space +surrounding the Hodge-Podge.

+

HERE FOLLOWS SOME PSYCHO-METAPHYSICS.
+If you are not hot for philosophy, best just to skip it.

+

The Aneristic Principle is that of APPARENT +ORDER; the Eristic Principle is that of APPARENT DISORDER. Both +order and disorder are man made concepts and are artificial +divisions of PURE CHAOS, which is a level deeper that is the level +of distinction making.

+

With our concept making apparatus called "mind" +we look at reality through the ideas-about-reality which our +cultures give us. The ideas-about- reality are mistakenly labeled +"reality" and unenlightened people are forever perplexed by the +fact that other people, especially other cultures, see "reality" +differently. It is only the ideas-about-reality which differ. Real +(capital-T True) reality is a level deeper that is the level of +concept.

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We look at the world through windows on which +have been drawn grids (concepts). Different philosophies use +different grids.

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+A culture is a group of people +with rather similar grids. Through a window we view chaos, and +relate it to the points on our grid, and thereby understand it. The +ORDER is in the GRID. That is the Aneristic Principle.

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        Western philosophy is +traditionally concerned with contrasting one grid with another +grid, and amending grids in hopes of finding a perfect one that +will account for all reality and will, hence, (say unenlightened +westerners) be True. This is illusory; it is what we Erisians call +the ANERISTIC ILLUSION. Some grids can be more useful than others, +some more beautiful than others, some more pleasant than others, +etc., but none can be more True than any other.

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        DISORDER is simply +unrelated information viewed through some particular grid. But, +like "relation", no-relation is a concept. Male, like female, is an +idea about sex. To say that male-ness is "absence of female-ness", +or vice versa, is a matter of definition and metaphysically +arbitrary. The artificial concept of no-relation is the ERISTIC +PRINCIPLE.

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        The belief that +"order is true" and disorder is false or somehow wrong, is the +Aneristic Illusion. To say the same of disorder, is the ERISTIC +ILLUSION.

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        The point is that +(little-t) truth is a matter of definition relative to the grid one +is using at the moment, and that (capital-T) Truth, metaphysical +reality, is irrelevant to grids entirely. Pick a grid, and through +it some chaos appears ordered and some appears disordered. Pick +another grid, and the same chaos will appear differently ordered +and disordered.

+

        Reality is the +original Rorschach.

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Verily! So much for all that.

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The PODGE of the Sacred Chao is symbolized as The Golden Apple +of Discordia, which represents the Eristic Principle of Disorder. +The writing on it, "KALLISTI" is Greek for "TO THE PRETTIEST ONE" +and refers to an old myth about The Goddess. But the Greeks had +only a limited understanding of Disorder, and thought it to be a +negative principle.

+

The Pentagon +represents the Aneristic Principle of Order and symbolizes the +HODGE. The Pentagon has several references; for one, it can be +taken to represent geometry, one of the earliest studies of formal +order to reach elaborate development;* for another, it specifically +accords with THE LAW OF FIVES.

+

THE TRUTH IS FIVE BUT MEN HAVE ONLY +ONE NAME FOR IT.
+-Patamunzo Lingananda

+

It is also the shape of the United States Military Headquarters, +the Pentagon Building, a most pregnant manifestation of +straightjacket order resting on a firm foundation of chaos and +constantly erupting into dazzling disorder; and this building is +one of our more cherished Erisian Shrines. Also it so happens that +in times of medieval magic, the pentagon was the generic symbol for +werewolves, but this reference is not particularly intended and it +should be noted that the Erisian Movement does not discriminate +against werewolves-- our membership roster is open to persons of +all races, national origins and hobbies.

+

_______________________
+* The Greek geometrician PYTHAGORAS, however, was not a typical +aneristic personality. He was what we call an EXPLODED ANERISTIC +and an AVATAR. We call him Archangle Pythagoras.

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      28 DAY RECORDING

+

5. Hung Mung slapped his buttocks, hopped +about,
+and shook his head, saying "I do not know! I
+do not know!"
+      HBT; The Book of Gooks, Chap. 1

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Some excerpts from an Interview with Malaclypse the Younger by +THE GREATER +METROPOLITAN YORBA LINDA +HERALD-NEWS-SUN-TRIBUNE-JOURNAL-DISPATCH-POST AND SAN FRANCISCO +DISCORDIAN SOCIETY CABAL BULLETIN AND INTERGALACTIC REPORT & POPE +POOP

+
=================================
+

GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what?
+MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take +seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant.

+

GP: Maybe you are just crazy.
+M2: Indeed! But do not reject these teaching as false because I am +crazy. The reason that I am crazy is because they are true.

+

GP: Is Eris true?
+M2: Everything is true.
+GP: Even false things?
+M2: Even false things are true.
+GP: How can that be?
+M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.

+

GP: Why do you deal with so many negatives?
+M2: To dissolve them.
+GP: Will you develop that point?
+M2: No.

+

GP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE?
+M2: There is a Zen Story about a student who asked a Master to +explain the meaning of Buddhism. The Master's reply was "Three +pounds of flax."
+GP: Is that the answer to my question?
+M2: No, of course not. That is just illustrative. The answer to +your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX!

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BRUNSWICK SHRINE

+

In the Los Angeles suburb of Whittier there lives a bowling +alley, and within this very place, in the Year of Our Lady of +Discord 3125 (1959*), Eris revealed Herself to The Golden Apple +Corps for the first time.

+

In honor of this Incredible Event, this Holy Place is revered as +a Shrine by all Erisians. Once every five years, the Golden Apple +Corps plans a Pilgrimage to Brunswick Shrine as an act of Devotion, +and therein to partake of No Hot Dog Buns, and ruminate a bit about +It All.

+

It is written that when The Corps returns to The Shrine for the +fifth time five times over, than shall the world come to an +end:

+

IMPENDING +DOOM
+HAS ARRIVED

+
+

      And Five +Days Prior to This Occasion The Apostle The Elder Malaclypse Shall +Walk the Streets of Whittier Bearing a Sign for All Literates to +Read thereof: "DOOM", as a Warning of Forthcoming Doom to All Men +Impending. And She Shall Signal This Event by Seeking the Poor and +Distributing to Them Precious MAO BUTTONS and Whittier Shall be +Known as The Region of Thud for These Five Days.

+
+

As a public service to all mankind and civilization in general, +and to us in particular, the Golden Apple Corps has concluded that +planning such a Pilgrimage is sufficient and that it is prudent to +never get around to +actually going.

+

____________________
+* Or maybe it was 1958, I forget.

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__________________
+STARBUCK'S +PEBBLES

+		 +

Which
+Is
+Real?

+
+

Do these 5 pebbles REALLY form a pentagon?
+Those biased by the Aneristic Illusion would say yes. Those biased +by the Eristic Illusion would say no. Criss-cross them and it is a +star.

+

An Illuminated Mind can see all of these, yet he does not insist +that any one is really true, or that none at all is true. Stars, +and pentagons, and disorder are all his creations and he may do +with them as he wishes. Indeed, even so the concept of number +5.

+
+

Can you chart
+the COURSE
+to
+Captain
+Valentine's
+SWEETHEART?

+		 +

The real reality is there, but everything you KNOW about "it" is +in your mind and yours to do with as you like. Conceptualization is +art, and YOU ARE THE ARTIST.

+
+

Conviction causes convicts.

+
+ + + + + + +
+

When I was 8 or 9 years old, I +acquired a split beaver magazine. You can imagine my disappointment +when,upon examination of the photos with a microscope, I found that +all I could see was dots.

+
+
+

7. Never write in pencil unless you are on a train or sick in +bed.

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Kinfellow Ram,

+

Your acute observation that ERIS spelled backwards +is SIRE, and your inference to the effect that there is sexual +symbolism here, have brought me to some observations of my own.

+

ERIS spelled fore-part-aft-wards is RISE. And +spelled inside out is REIS, which is a unit of money, albeit +Portugese-Brazilian and no longer in use. >From this it may be +concluded that Eris has usurped Eros (god of erotic love) in the +eyes of those who read backwards; which obviously made Eros sorE. +Then She apparently embezzeled the Olympian Treasury and went to +Brazil; whereupon She opened a chain of whorehouses (which +certainly would get a rise from the male population). I figure it +to be this in particular because MADAM reads the same forwards and +backwards. And further, it is a term of great respect, similar to +SIRE.

+

And so thank you for your insight, it may well be +the clue to the mystery of just where Eris has been fucking around +for 3125 years.

+

FIVE +TONS OF FLAX!

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DOGMA III - HISTORY #2, +"COSMOGONY"

+

which is not the same as DOGMA I - METAPHYSICS +#2, "COSMOLOGY" (Book of Uterus)

+

          In the beginning there was +VOID, who had two daughters; one (the smaller) was that of BEING, +named ERIS, and one (the larger) was of NON-BEING, named ANERIS. +(To this day, the fundamental +truth that Aneris is the larger is apparent to all who compare the +great number of things that do not exist with the comparatively +small number of things that do exist.)

+

          Eris had been born pregnant, +and after 55 years (Goddesses have +an unusually long gestation period-- longer even than +elephants), Her pregnancy bore the fruits of many things. +These things were composed of the Five Basic Elements, SWEET, BOOM, +PUNGENT, PRICKLE, and ORANGE. Aneris, however, had been created +sterile. When she saw Eris enjoying Herself so greatly with all of +the existent things She had borne, Aneris became jealous and +finally one day she stole some existent things and changed them +into non- existent things and claimed them as her own children. +This deeply hurt Eris, who felt that Her sister was unjust (being +so much larger anyway) to deny Her her small joy. And so She made +herself swell again to bear more things. And She swore that no +matter how many of her begotten that Aneris would steal, She would +beget more. And, in return, Aneris swore that no matter how many +existent things Eris brought forth, she would eventually find them +and turn them into non-existent things for her own. (And to this day, things appear and disappear +in this very manner.)

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          At first, the things brought +forth by Eris were in a state of chaos and went in every which way, +but by the by She began playing with them and ordered some of them +just to see what would happen. Some pretty things arose from this +play and for the next five zillion years She amused Herself by +creating order. And so She grouped some things with others and some +groups with others, and big groups with little groups, and all +combinations until She had many grand schemes which delighted +Her.

+

          Engrossed in establishing +order, She finally one day noticed disorder (previously not +apparent because everything was chaos). There were many ways in +which chaos was ordered and many ways in which it was not.

+

          "Hah," She thought, "Here +shall be a new game."

+

          And She taught order and +disorder to play with each other in contest games, and to take +turns amusing each other. She named the side of disorder after +Herself, "ERISTIC" because Being is anarchic. And then, in a mood +of sympathy for Her lonely sister, She named the other side +"ANERISTIC" which flattered Aneris and smoothed the friction a +little that was between them.

+

          Now all of this time, Void +was somewhat disturbed. It felt unsatisfied for it had created only +physical existence and physical non- existence, and had neglected +the spiritual. As he contemplated this, a great Quiet was caused +and he went into a state of Deep Sleep which lasted for 5 eras. At +the end of this ordeal, he begat a brother to Eris and Aneris, that +of SPIRITUALITY, who had no name at all.

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          When the sisters heard this, +they both confronted Void and pleaded that it not forget them, his +First Born. And so Void decreed thus:

+

          That this brother, having no +form, was to reside with Aneris in Non-Being and then to leave her +and, so that he might play with order and disorder, reside with +Eris in Being. But Eris became filled with sorrow when She heard +this and then began to weep.

+

          "Why are you despondent?" +demanded Void, "Your new brother will have his share with you." +"But Void, Aneris and I have been arguing, and she will take him +from me when she discovers him, and cause him to return to Non- +Being." "I see,"replied Void, "Then I decree the following:

+

          "When your brother leaves the +residence of Being, he shall not reside again in Non-Being, but +shall return to Me, Void, from whence he came. You girls may bicker +as you wish, but My son is your Brother and We are all of +Myself."

+

          And so it is +that we, as men, do not exist until we do; and then it is that we +play with our world of existent things, and order and disorder +them, and so it shall be that non-existence shall take us back from +existence and that nameless spirituality shall return to Void, like +a tired child home from a very wild circus.

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A POEE MYSTEREE RITE - THE SRI SYADASTIAN +CHANT
+Written, in some sense, by Mal-2

+

Unlike a song, chants are not sung but chanted. +This particular one is much enhanced by the use of a Leader to +chant the Sanskrit alone, with all participants chanting the +English. It also behooves one to be in a quiet frame of mind and to +be sitting in a still position, perhaps The Buttercup Position. It +also helps if one is absolutely zonked out of his gourd.

+

RUB-A-DUB-DUB
+O! Hail Eris. Blessed St. Hung Mung.
+SYA-DASTI
+O! Hail Eris. Blessed St. Mo-jo.
+SYA-DAVAK-TAVYA
+O! Hail Eris. Blessed St. Zara-thud.
+SYA-DASTI SYA-NASTI
+O! Hail Eris. Blessed St. Elder Mal.
+SYA-DASTI KAVAK-TAV-YASKA
+O! Hail Eris. Blessed St. Gu-lik.
+SYA-DASTI, SYA-NASTI, SYA-DAVAK-TAV-YASKA
+O! Hail Eris. All Hail Dis-cord-ia.
+RUB-A-DUB-DUB

+

It is then repeated indefinitely, or for the +first two thousand miles, which ever comes first.

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The Classification of +Saints

+

1. SAINT SECOND CLASS

+

To be reserved for all human beings deserving of +Sainthood. Example: St. Norton the First, Emperor of the United +States and Protector of Mexico (his grave near San Francisco is an +official POEE shrine.)

+

THE FOLLOWING FOUR CATAGORIES ARE RESERVED FOR +FICTIONAL BEINGS WHO, NOT BEING ACTUAL, ARE MORE CAPABLE OF +PERFECTION.

+

2. LANCE SAINT

+

Good Saint material and definitely inspiring. +Example: St. Yossarian (Catch 22, Heller)

+

3. LIEUTENANT SAINT

+

Excellent Goddess-Saturated Saint. Example: St. +Quixote (Don +Quixote, Cervantes)

+

4. BRIGADIER SAINT

+

Comparable to Lt/Saint but has an established +following (fictional or factual). Example: St. Bokonon +(Cat's Cradle, +Vonnegut)

+

FIVE STAR SAINT

+

5. The Five Apostles of Eris.

+

Note: It is an Old Erisian Tradition to never +agree with each other about Saints.

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+Tests By Doctors Prove
+It Possible To Shrink

+

= ON OCCULTISM =

+

Magicians, especially since the Gnostic and the Quabala +influences, have sought higher consciousness through assimilation +and control of universal opposites-- good/evil, positive/negative, +male/female, etc. But due to the steadfast pomposity of ritualism +inherited from the ancient methods of the shaman, occultists have +been blinded to what is perhaps the two most important pairs of +apparent or earth-plane opposites: ORDER/DISORDER and +SERIOUS/HUMOROUS.

+

Magicians, and progeny the scientists, have always taken +themselves and their subject in an orderly and sober manner, +thereby disregarding an essential metaphysical balance. When +magicians learn to approach philosophy as a malleable art instead +of an immutable Truth, and learn to appreciate the absurdity of +man's endeavours, then they will be able to pursue their art with a +lighter heart, and perhaps gain a clearer understanding of it, and +therefore gain more effective magic. CHAOS IS ENERGY.

+

This is an essential +challenge to the basic concepts of all western occult thought, and +POEE is humbly pleased to offer the first breakthrough in occultism +since Solomon.

+
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POEE ASTROLOGICAL +SYSTEM

+

1. On your next birthday, return to the place of your birth and, +at precisely midnight, noting your birth time and date of +observation, count all visible stars.

+

2. When you have done this, write to me and I'll tell you what +to do next.

+
+

      The theorem +to be proved is that if any even number of people take seats at +random around a circular table bearing place cards with their +names, it is always possible to rotate the table until at least two +people are opposite their cards. Assume the contrary. Let N be the +even number of persons, and let their names be replaced by the +integers 0 to N-1 "in such a way that the place cards are numbered +in sequence around the table. If a delegate D originally sits down +to a place card P, then the table must be rotated R steps before he +is correctly seated, where R=P-D, unless this is negative, in which +case R=P-D+N. The collection of values of D (and of P) for all +delegates is clearly the integers 0 to N-1,each taken once, but so +also is the collection of values of R, or else two delegates would +be correctly seated at the same time. Summing the above equations, +one for each delegate, gives S-S+NK, where K is an integer and +S=N(N-1)/2, the sum of the integers from 0 to N-1. It follows that +N=2K+1, an odd number." This contradicts the original +assumption.
+      "I actually solved this problem some years +ago," Rybicki writes, "for a different but completely equivalent +problem, a generalization of the nonattacking 'eight queens' +problem for a cylindrical chessboard where diagonal attack is +restricted to diagonals slanting in one direction only."

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FOURTH EDITION ODD# +II/2,xii;68Chs3136

+

PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA
+or
+HOW I FOUND GODDESS & WHAT SHE DID TO ME
+WHEN I FOUND HER

+

 

+

being a Beginning Introduction +to
+The Erisian Mysterees

+

WHICH IS MOST INTERESTING

+

 

+

-><-

+

 

+

as Divinely Revealed to
+My High Reverence MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, KSC
+Omnibenevolent Polyfounder of Virginity in Gold
+and HIGH PRIEST of
+THE PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC (POEE)

+

 

+

HAIL ERIS! -><- +Kallicti -><- ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!

+

Dedicated to The Prettiest +One

+
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+

THE CURSE +OF GREYFACE AND THE
+  INTRODUCTION  +OF NEGATIVISM  

+

      To choose order over disorder, or disorder +over order, is to accept a trip composed of both the creative and +the destructive. But to choose the creative over the destructive is +an all-creative trip composed of both order and disorder. To +accomplish this, one need only accept creative disorder along with, +and equal to, creative order, and also willing to reject +destructive order as an undesirable equal to destructive +disorder.

+

      The Curse of Greyface included the division +of life into order/disorder as the essential positive/negative +polarity, instead of building a game foundation with +creative/destructive as the essential positive/negative. He has +thereby caused humanity to endure the destructive aspects of order +and has prevented humanity from effectively participating in the +creative uses of disorder. Civilization reflects this unfortunate +division.

+
+

+      POEE proclaims that the other division is +preferable, and we work toward the proposition that creative +disorder, like creative order, is possible and desirable; and that +destructive order, like destructive disorder, is unnecessary and +undesirable.

+

      Seek the Sacred Chao - therein you will +find the foolishness of all ORDER/DISORDER. They are the same!

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ERISIAN MAGIC RITUAL - +THE TURKEY CURSE

+

Revealed by the Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo as a specific counter +to the evil Curse of Greyface, THE TURKEY CURSE is here passed on +to Erisians everywhere for their just protection.

+

The Turkey Curse works. It is firmly grounded on +the fact that Greyface and his followers absolutely require an +aneristic setting to function and that a timely introduction of +eristic vibrations will neutralize their foundation. The Turkey +Curse is designed solely to counteract negative aneristic vibes and +if introduced into a neutral or positive aneristic setting (like a +poet working out word rhythms) it will prove harmless, or at worst, +simply annoying. It is not designed for use against negative +eristic vibes, although it can be used as an eristic vehicle to +introduce positive vibes into a misguided eristic setting. In this +instance, it would be the responsibility of the Erisian Magician to +manufacture the positive vibrations if results are to be achieved. +CAUTION- all magic is powerful and requires courage and integrity +on the part of the magician. This ritual, if misused, can backfire. +Positive motivation is essential for self-protection.

+

TO PERFORM THE TURKEY CURSE:

+

Take a foot stance as if you were John L. Sullivan preparing for +fisticuffs. Face the particular greyfaced you wish to +short-circuit, or towards the direction of the negative aneristic +vibration that you wish to neutralize. Begin waving your arms in +any elaborate manner and make motions with your hands as though you +were Mandrake feeling up a sexy giantess. Chant, loudly and +clearly:
+                  +  GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE!

+

The results will be instantly apparent.

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A PRIMER FOR ERISIAN EVANGELISTS by Lord Omar

+

        The SOCRATIC APPROACH is most +successful when confronting the ignorant. The "socratic approach" +is what you call starting an argument by asking questions. You +approach the innocent and simply ask "Did you know that God's name +is ERIS, and that He is a girl?" If they should answer "Yes." then +they probably are a fellow Erisian and so you can forget it. If +they says "No." then quickly proceed to:
+        THE BLIND ASSERTION and say "Well, He +Is a girl, and His name is ERIS!" Shrewedly observe if the subject +is convinced. If they are, swear them into the Legion of Dynamic +Discord before they change their mind. If they do not appear +convinced, then proceed to:
+        THE FAITH BIT: "But you must have +Faith! All is lost without Faith! I sure feel sorry for you if you +don't have Faith." And then add:
+        THE ARGUMENT BY FEAR and in an ominous +voice ask "Do you know what happens to those who deny Goddess?" If +they hesitate, don't tell them that they will surely be +reincarnated as a precious Mao Button and distributed to the poor +in the Region of Thud (which would be a mean thing to say), just +shake your head sadly and, while wiping a tear from your eye, go +to:
+        THE FIRST CLAUSE PLOY wherein you point +to all of the discord and confusion in the world and exclaim "Well +who the hell do you think did all of this, wise guy?" If they say, +"Nobody, just impersonal forces." then quickly respond with:
+        THE ARGUMENT BY SEMANTICAL GYMNASTICS +and say that they are absolutely right, and that those impersonal +forces are female and that Her name is ERIS. If they, wonder of +wonders, still remains obstinate, then finally resort to:
+        THE FIGURATIVE SYMBOLISM DODGE and +confide that sophisticated people like themself recognize that Eris +is a Figurative Symbol for an Ineffable Metaphysical Reality and +that The Erisian Movement is really more like a poem than like a +science and that they are liable to be turned into a Precious Mao +Button and Distributed to The Poor in The Region of Thud if they do +not get hip. Then put them on your mailing list.

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+

A GAME
+by Ala Hera, E.L., N.S.; RAYVILLE +APPLE PANTHERS

+

SINK is played by +and people of much ilk.

+

PURPOSE: To sink object or an object or a thing... in water or +mud or anything you; can sink something in.

+

RULES: Sinking is allowd in any manner. To date, ten pound +chunks of mud were used to sink a tobacco can. It is preferable to +have a pit of water or a hole to drop things in. But rivers - bays +- gulfs - I dare say even oceans can be used.

+

TURNS are taken thusly: who somever gets the junk up and in the +air first.

+

DUTY: It shall be the duty of all persons playing "SINK" to help +find more objects to sink, once; one object is sunk.

+

UPON SINKING: The sinked shall yell "I sank it!" or something +equally as thoughtful.

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NAMING OF OBJECTS is some times desirable. The object is named +by the finder of such object and whoever sinks it can say for +instance, "I sunk Columbus, Ohio!"

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A Joint Effort of the Discordian Society

+

Post Office Liberation Front

+

THIS IS A CHAIN LETTER.

+

WITHIN THE NEXT FIFTY-FIVE DAYS YOU WILL RECEIVE THIRTY-ELEVEN +HUNDRED POUNDS OF CHAINS!
+In the meantime - plant your seeds.

+

If a lot of people who receive this letter plant a few seeds and +a lot of people receive this letter, then a lot of seeds will get +planted. Plant your seeds.

+

In parks. On lots. Public flower beds. In remote places. At City +Hall. Wherever. Whenever. Or start a plantation in your closet (but +read up on it first for that). For casual planting, its best to +soak them in water for a day and plant in a bunch of about 5, about +half an inch deep. Don't worry much about the weather, they know +when the weather is wrong and will try to wait for nature. Don't +soak them if its wintertime. Seeds are a very hearty life form and +strongly desire to grow and flourish. But some of them need +people's help to get started. Plant your seeds.

+

Make a few copies of this letter (5 would be nice) and send them +to friends of yours. Try to mail to different cities and states, +even different countries. If you would rather not, then please pass +this copy on to someone and perhaps they would like to.

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THERE IS NO TRUTH to the legend that if you throw away a chain +letter then all sorts of catastrophic, abominable, and outrageous +disasters will happen. Except, of course, from your seed's point of +view.

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Q. "How come a woodpecker doesn't bash its
+brains out?" A. Nobody has ever explained that.

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"And +God said, behold, I have given
+you every herb bearing seed, which is
+upon the face of the earth... to you
+it shall be for meat."
+                  +      -Genesis 1:29

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+        +Have a friendly class talk. Permit each child to tell any part of +the unit on "Courtesy in the Corridors and on the Stairs" that he +enjoyed. Name some +causes of disturbance in your school.

+

Chapter 1, THE EPISTLE TO THE PARANOIDS

+

--Lord Omar

+

1. Ye have locked yerselves up in cages of fear--and, behold, do +ye now complain that ye lack FREEDOM!

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2. Ye have cast out yer kinfolk for devils and now complain ye, +lamenting that ye've been left to fight alone.

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3. All Chaos was once yer kingdom; verily, held ye dominion over +the entire Pentaverse, but today ye was sore afraid in dark +corners, nooks, and sink holes.

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4. O how the darknesses do crowd up, one against the other, in +ye hearts! What fear ye more that what ye have wroughten?

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5. Verily, verily I say unto you, not all the Sinister Ministers +of the Bavarian Illuminati, working together in multitudes, could +so entwine the land with tribulation as have yer baseless +warnings.

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Dear Sister Mal-2,

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      In response to your request +for unclassified agitprop to be inserted in the new edition of +PRINCIPIA, hope the following will be of use. And please stop +bothering us with your incessant letters!

+

      Episkopos Mordecai, Keeper of +the Notary Sojac, informs me that you are welcome to reveal that +our oldest extant records show us to have been fully established in +Atlantis, circa 18,000 B.C., under Kull, the galley slave who +ascended to the Throne of Valusia. Revived by Pelias of Koth, circa +10,000 B.C. Possibly it was he who taught the inner-teachings to +Conan of Cimmeria after Conan became King of Aquilonia. First +brought to the western hemisphere by Conan and taught to Mayan +priesthood (Conan is Quetzlcoatl). That was 4 Ahua, 8 Cumhu, Mayan +date. Revived by Abdul Alhazred in his infamous Al Azif, circa 800 +A.D. (Al Azif translated into Latin by Olaus Wormius, 1132 A.D., as +The Necronomicon.) In 1090 A.D. was the founding of The Ismaelian +Sect (Hashishim) by Hassan i Sabbah, with secret teachings based on +Alhazred, Pelias and Kull. Founding of the Illuminated Ones of +Bavaria, by Adam Weishaupt, on May 1, 1776. He based it on the +others. Weishaupt brought it to the United States during the period +that he was impersonating George Washington; and it was he who was +the Man in Black who gave the design for The Great Seal to +Jefferson in the garden that night. The Illuminated tradition is +now, of course, in the hands of The Ancient Illuminated Seers of +Bavaria (A.I.S.B.), headquartered here in the United States.

+

      Our teachings are not, need I +remind you, available for publication. No harm, though, in +admitting that some of them can be found disguised in Joyce's +Finnegan's Wake, Burroughs Nova Express, the King James translation +of the Holy Bible (though not the Latin or Hebrew), and The Blue +Book. Not to speak of Ben Franklin's private papers (!), but we are +still suppressing those.

+

      Considering current +developments--you know the ones I speak of--it has been decided to +reveal a few more of our front organizations. Your publication is +timely, so mention that in addition to the old fronts like the +Masons, the Rothchild Banks, and the Federal Reserve System, we now +have significant control of the Federal Bureau of Investigation +(since Hoover died last year, but that is still secret), the +Students for a Democratic Society, the Communist Party USA, the +American Anarchist Assn., the Junior Chamber of Commerce, the Black +Lotus Society, the Republican Party, the John Dillinger Die For You +Society, and the Camp Fire Girls. It is still useful to continue +the sham of the Birchers that we are seeking world domination; so +do not reveal that political and economic control was generally +complete several generations ago and that we are just playing with +the world for a while until civilization advances sufficiently for +phase five.

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- JOSHUA NORTON +CABAL -
+Surrealists, Harlequinists, Absurdists and Zonked ArtistsMelee

+

 

+

POEE
+is one manifestation of
+THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
+about which
+you will learn more
+and understand
+less

+

We
+are a tribe
+of philosophers, theologians,
+magicians, scientists,
+artists, clowns,
+and similar maniacs
+who are intrigued
+with
+ERIS
+GODDESS OF CONFUSION
+and with
+Her
+Doings

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      In fact you might still push +Vennard's The Federal Reserve Hoax: "Since the Babylonian Captivity +there has existed a determined, behind-the- scenes under-the-table, +atheistic, satanic, anti-Christian force--worshipers of +Mamon--whose undying purpose is world control through the control +of Money. July 1, 1776 (correct that to May 1st, Vennard can't get +anything right) the Serpent raised its head in the under-ground +secret society known as the Illuminati, founded by Adam Weishaupt. +There is considerable documentary evidence to prove all +revolutions, wars, depressions, strikes and chaos stem from this +source." Etc., etc., you know the stuff.

+

      The general location of our +US HQ, incidentally, has been nearly exposed; and so we will be +moving for the first time this century (what a drag!). If you want, +you can reveal that it is located deep in the labyrinth of sewers +beneath Dealy Plaza in Dallas, and is presided over by The Dealy +Lama. Inclosed are some plans for several new potential locations. +Please review and add any comments you feel pertinent, especially +regarding the Eristic propensity of the Pentagon site.

+

      Oh, and we have some good +news for you, Sister Mal! You know that Zambian cybernetics genius +who joined us? Well, he has secretly co- ordinated the FBI +computers with the Zurich System and our theoriticians are in +ecstasy over the new information coming out. Look, if you people +out there can keep from blowing yourselves up for only two more +generations, then we will finally have it. After 20,000 years, +Kull's dream will be realized! We can hardly believe it. But the +outcome is certain, given the time. Our grandchildren, Mal! If +civilization makes it through this crises, our grandchildren will +live in a world of authentic freedom and authentic harmony and +authentic satisfaction. I hope I'm alive to see it, Mal, success is +in our grasp. Twenty thousand years....!

+

      Ah, I get spaced just +thinking about it. Good luck on the Principia. Ewige Blumenkraft! +HAIL ERIS.

+

Love,
+        MAD MALIK

+

PS: PRIVATE - Not for publication in The +Principia. We are returning to the two Zwack Cyphers for classified +communications. Herewith your copy. DO NOT DIVULGE THIS INFORMATION +- SECURITY E-5.

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+P +A R T  F +I V E

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+The
+Golden
+Secret

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NONSENSE AS SALVATION

+

The human race will begin solving it's problems on the day that +it ceases taking itself so seriously.

+

To that end, POEE proposes the countergame of NONSENSE AS +SALVATION. Salvation from an ugly and barbarous existence that is +the result of taking order so seriously and so seriously fearing +contrary orders and disorder, that GAMES are taken as more +important than LIFE; rather than taking LIFE AS THE ART OF PLAYING +GAMES.

+

To this end, we propose that people develop their innate love +for disorder, and play with The Goddess Eris. And know that it is a +joyful play, and that thereby CAN BE REVOKED THE CURSE OF +GREYFACE.

+

If you can master nonsense as well as you have already learned +to master sense, then each will expose the other for what it is: +absurdity. From that moment of illumination, one begins to be free +regardless of one's surroundings. One becomes free to play order +games and change them at will. One becomes free to play disorder +games just for the hell of it. One becomes free to play neither or +both. And as the master of one's own games, one plays without fear, +and therefore without frustration, and therefore with good will in +one's soul and love in one's being.

+

And when humans become free then humankind will be free.
+May you be free of The Curse of Greyface.
+May the Goddess put +twinkles in your eyes.
+May you have the knowledge of a sage,
+     and the wisdom of a child. Hail Eris.

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THUS ENDS PRINCIPIA +DISCORDIA

+

This being the 4th Edition, March 1970, San Francisco; a +revision of the 3rd Edition of 500 copies, whomped together in +Tampa 1969; which revised the 2nd Edition of 100 copies from Los +Angeles 1969; which was a revision of "PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA or HOW +THE WEST WAS LOST" published in New Orleans in 1965 in five copies, +which were mostly lost.

+
+

(K) ALL RIGHTS REVERSED - Reprint what you +like

+

Published by POEE Head Temple - San Francisco
+"ON THE FUTURE SITE OF +BEAUTIFUL
+SAN ANDREAS CANYON"

+ + + + + +
+

OFFICE OF MY HIGH REVERENCE
+MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER KSC
+  OPOVIG     HIGH PRIEST POEE

+
+

THE LAST +WORD
+The foregoing document was revealed to Mal-2 by the Goddess Herself +through many consultations with Her within her Pineal Gland. It is +guaranteed to be the Word of Goddess. However, it is only fair to +state that Goddess doesn't always say the same thing to each +listener, and that other Episkoposes are sometimes told quite +different things in their Revelations, which are also the Word of +Goddess. Consequently, if you prefer a Discordian Sect other than +POEE, then none of these Truths are binding, and it is a rotten +shame that you have read all the way down to the very last
+word.

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DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
+DEDICATED TO AN ADVANCED
+UNDERSTANDING OF THE PARAPHYSICAL
+MANIFESTATIONS OF EVERYDAY CHAOS

+
+

DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A LOPSIDED PINEAL +GLAND?

+ + + + +
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Well, probably you do have one, and it's +unfortunate because lopsided Pineal Glands have perverted the Free +Spirit of Man, and subverted Life into a frustrating, unhappy and +hopeless mess.

+

Fortunately, you have before you a handbook that +will show you how to discover your salvation through
+      ERIS, THE GODDESS OF CONFUSION.
+It will advise you how to balance your Pineal Gland and reach +spiritual Illumination. And it will teach you how to turn your +miserable mess into a beautiful, joyful, and splendid one.

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  3 The Sacred Chao (Illustration)
+  4 Five Commandments (The +Pentabarf)
+  5 Zen Story
+  6 Telegram to Jehova
+  7 Birth of the Erisian Movement
+11 Battle Hymn of the +Eristocracy
+12 On Prayer
+13 Heaven is down...
+14 Norton's Money
+15 Eris - Greek Genealogy
+16 Law of Fives
+17 Myth of the Apple of +Discord
+19 Erisian Hymn
+20 POEE Chart
+21 POEE Symbol
+22 POEE
+23 Application Form
+24 POEE Priests
+26 Erisian Affirmation
+27 Legionnaire Certificate
+27 St Gulik
+28 How to Start a POEE Cabal Without +Messing Around with the Polyfounder
+29 Baptismal Rite
+31 Mysteree Oath
+32 The Discordian Society
+33 The Golden Apple Corps
+33 Numeral V Sign
+34 Calendar
+35 Holy Names
+36 POPE Cards

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37 +Parable of The Bitter Tea
+38 Sermon on Ethics & Love
+39 Apostles of Eris
+41 How Honest Book of Truth Was +Revealed
+42 Curse of Greyface
+43 Mandala
+44 Cosmology (Book of Uterus)
+46 Orders of Discordia
+47 Entropy (Norbert Weiner)
+48 Zarathud's Enlightenment
+49 the Sacred Chao (text)
+52 Hodge/Podge Transformer
+53 Brunswick Shrine
+54 Starbuck's Pebbles
+55 Eris during 3125 years (Brazil +letter)
+56 Cosmogeny (Void's +Daughters)
+59 Sydastian Chant
+60 Classification of Saints
+61 Occultism
+62 Astrology
+63 Greyface and Negativism
+64 The Turkey Curse
+65 Arguments for Evengelists
+66 "Sink" (game)
+67 Chain Letter (Joint +Effort)
+68 Avatar Classification
+69 Epistle to The Paranoids
+71 Super Secret Crypto Cypher +Code
+72 Illuminati (letter)
+74 Salvation

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+

THE ANCIENT ILLUMINATED SEERS OF BAVARIA - VIGILANCE LODGE

+

Mad Malik, Hauptscheissmeister; Resident for Norton Cabal

+

Discordian Society Super Secret Cryptographic Cypher Code

+

Of possible interest to all Discordians, this information is herewith released from the vaults of A.I.S.B., under the auspices of Episkopos Dr Mordecai Malignatius, KNS.

+

SAMPLE MESSAGE: ("HAIL ERIS")

+ CONVERSION: + + + + + + + +
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526
+
    +
  1. +Write out message (HAIL ERIS) and put all vowels at end (HLRSAIEI) +
  2. +Reverse order (IEIASRLH) +
  3. +Convert to numbers (9-5-9-1-19-18-12-8) +
  4. +Put into numerical order (1-5-8-9-9-12-18-19) +
  5. +Convert back to Letters (AEHILRS) +
+
+ +

+ +

+
+

This cryptographic cypher code is GAURANTEED TO BE 100% UNBREAKABLE.

+

BEWARE! THE PARANOIDS ARE WATCHING YOU!

+
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+

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+ +
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F U C K U P
+
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+
+

We are still assembling our shit like Swedish furniture. But for now:

+

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+ + + + + + + +
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+The Principia Discordia
+The Black Iron Prison
+BIP - Common Walls
+PD.com Reading List (Many PDFs)
diff --git a/links/index.html b/links/index.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..740e56d --- /dev/null +++ b/links/index.html @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ + + + Ministry of Linking + + +

Ministry of Linking

+
This is where, in the future, a lot of lists will hang out.
+


+
+ DerKirches List Mirror
+ Discordian Reading
+ PD.com - Links
+ Random
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diff --git a/links/note b/links/note new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4bb9cb0 --- /dev/null +++ b/links/note @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +https://www.reddit.com/r/TOR/comments/2qahlq/what_are_you_looking_for_in_an_onionbased_website/ diff --git a/links/random.html b/links/random.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..59eeb6a --- /dev/null +++ b/links/random.html @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +
+
POC or GTFO
+ +
+---
+Issue 16
+

Technical Note: This file, pocorgtfo16.pdf, is a polyglot that is valid as a PDF document, a ZIP archive, and a Bash script that runs a Python webserver which hosts Kaitai Struct’s WebIDE which, allowing you to view the file’s own annotated bytes. Ain’t that nifty?

+POCorGTFO16 Mirror +POCorGTFO16 Mirror +POCorGTFO16 Mirror
+POCorGTFO16 HN Discussion (Mirror source) +
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