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Tue, 20 Nov 2018 01:52:08 +0000 (20:52 -0500)

committer JKirchartz <jkirchartz@gmail.com>

Tue, 20 Nov 2018 01:53:48 +0000 (20:53 -0500)
author JKirchartz <jkirchartz@gmail.com>
Tue, 20 Nov 2018 01:52:08 +0000 (20:52 -0500)
committer JKirchartz <jkirchartz@gmail.com>
Tue, 20 Nov 2018 01:53:48 +0000 (20:53 -0500)
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+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<meta http-equiv="Refresh" content="https://fuckup.solutions" />
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page -6</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="2.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="index.html">Previous Page</a><br>
+<a href="9.html">Table of Contents</a><br>
+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="60">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p align="center" class="header">INTRODUCTION</p>
+<p align="justify">&nbsp; &nbsp; You hold in your hands one the
+Great Books of our century fnord.</p>
+<p align="justify">&nbsp; &nbsp; Some Great Books are recognized at
+once with a fusillade of critical huzzahs and gonfolons, like
+Joyce's <span style=
+"font-style: italic; letter-spacing: 1px">Ulysses</span>. Others
+appear almost furtively and are only discovered 50 years later,
+like <span style="font-style: italic; letter-spacing: 1px">Moby
+Dick</span> or Mendel's great essay on genetics. The <span style=
+"font-style: italic; letter-spacing: 1px">Principia
+Discordia</span> entered our space-time continuum almost as
+unobtrusively as a cat-burglar creeping over a windowsill.</p>
+<p align="justify">&nbsp; &nbsp; In 1968, virtually nobody had
+heard of this wonderful book. In 1970, hundreds of people coast to
+coast were talking about it and asking the identity of the
+mysterious author, Malaclypse the Younger. Rumors swept across the
+continent, from New York to Los Angeles, from Seattle to St. Joe.
+Malaclypse was actually Alan Watts, one heard. No, said another
+legend -- the <span style=
+"font-style: italic; letter-spacing: 1px">Principia</span> was
+actually the work of the Sufi Order. A third, very intriguing myth
+held that Malaclypse was a pen-name for Richard M. Nixon, who had
+allegedly composed the <span style=
+"font-style: italic; letter-spacing: 1px">Principia</span> during a
+few moments of lucidity. I enjoyed each of these yarns and did my
+part to help spread them. I was also careful never to contradict
+the occasional rumors that I had actually written the whole thing
+myself during an acid trip.</p>
+<p align="justify">&nbsp; &nbsp; The legendry, the mystery, the
+cult grew slowly. By the mid-1970's, thousands of people, some as
+far off as Hong Kong and Australia, were talking about the
+<span style=
+"font-style: italic; letter-spacing: 1px">Principia</span>, and
+since the original was out of print by then, xerox copies were
+beginning to circulate here and there.</p>
+<p align="justify">&nbsp; &nbsp; When the <span style=
+"font-style: italic; letter-spacing: 1px">Illuminatus</span>
+trilogy appeared in 1975, my co-author, Bob Shea, and I both
+received hundreds of letters</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 3</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="11.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="9.html">Previous Page</a><br>
+<a href="9.html">Table of Contents</a><br>
+</div>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" height="750" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<div align="center" valign="middle"><img src=
+"images/SacredChao.gif"></div>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 4</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="12.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="10.html">Previous Page</a><br>
+<a href="9.html">Table of Contents</a><br>
+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><a name="pg4" id="pg4">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0"
+bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<tr>
+<td>
+<table width="440" align="center" cellpadding="0" border="0"
+cellspacing="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p class="subheader" align="center">THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS (THE
+PENTABARF)</p>
+<p><img src="images/NoGoddess.gif" align="left">The PENTABARF was
+discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year of The
+Caterpillar. She found them carved in gilded stone, while building
+a sun deck for his cave, but their import was lost for they were
+written in a mysterious cypher. However, after 10 weeks & 11 hours
+of intensive scrutiny she discerned that the message could be read
+by standing on his head and viewing it upside down.</p>
+<img src="images/BurningScroll.gif" align="left">
+<p class="subheader" align="center">KNOW YE THIS O PERSON OF
+FAITH!</p>
+<p>I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess.
+There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The
+Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home
+of a Golden Worm.</p>
+<p>II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian
+Document Numbering System.</p>
+<p>III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to
+Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this
+Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of
+the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism
+(no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of
+Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog
+Buns).</p>
+<p>IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was
+the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original
+Snub.</p>
+<p>V - Discordians are Prohibited of Believing what they read.</p>
+<p>IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE
+TRANSGRESSICUTED.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td width="500" height="75" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<img src="images/TopangaCabal.gif" align="right"></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 5</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="13.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="11.html">Previous Page</a><br>
+<a href="9.html">Table of Contents</a><br>
+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg5" id=
+"pg5">
+<p>A ZEN STORY</p>
+<p class="italic">by Camden Benares, The Count of Five<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Headmaster, Camp Meeker Cabal</p>
+<p>A serious youth found the conflicts of mid 20th Century America
+confusing. They went to many people seeking a way of resolving
+within themself the discords that troubled them, but remained
+troubled.</p>
+<p>One night in a coffee house, a self-ordained Zen Master said to
+them, "go to the dilapidated mansion you will find at this address
+which I have written down for you. Do not speak to those who live
+there; you must remain silent until the moon rises tomorrow night.
+Go to the large room on the right of the main hallway, sit in the
+lotus position on top of the rubble in the northeast corner, face
+the corner, and meditate."</p>
+<p>They did just as the Zen Master instructed. Their meditation was
+frequently interrupted by worries. They worried whether or not the
+rest of the plumbing fixtures would fall from the second floor
+bathroom to join the pipes and other trash they were sitting on.
+They worried how would they know when the moon rose on the next
+night. They worried about what the people who walked through the
+room said about them.</p>
+<p>Their worrying and meditation were disturbed when, as if in a
+test of their faith, ordure fell from the second floor onto them.
+At that time two people walked into the room. The first asked the
+second who the person was sitting there was. The second replied
+"Some say they are a saint. Others say they are a shithead."</p>
+<p>Hearing this, the youth was enlightened.</p>
+<img src="images/DepositOnly.gif" align="left"></a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 6</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="14.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="12.html">Previous Page</a><br>
+<a href="9.html">Table of Contents</a><br>
+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="10" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg6" id=
+"pg6"><img src="images/WesternUnion.gif"></a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 7</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="15.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="13.html">Previous Page</a><br>
+<a href="9.html">Table of Contents</a><br>
+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0"
+cellspacing="0" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<tr width="440" align="center" border="0" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<td>
+<table width="440" align="center" valign="middle" cellpadding="5"
+border="0" cellspacing="0" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" height="20" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" colspan="2"><a name=
+"pg7" id="pg7">
+<p class="subheader" align="center">- THE BIRTH OF THE ERISIAN
+MOVEMENT -</p>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td width="150" height="30" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="bottom">
+<p><span style="text-decoration: underline; font-weight: bold">THE
+REVELATION</span></p>
+</td>
+<td width="290" height="30" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p><span style="font-size: 10px">10. The Earth quakes and the
+heavens rattle;<br>
+the beasts of nature flock together and the<br>
+nations of humanity flock apart; volcanoes usher up<br>
+heat while elsewhere water becomes ice and<br>
+melts; and then on other days it just rains.<br>
+11. Indeed do many things come to pass.<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; HBT; The Book of Predictions, Chap.
+19</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top" colspan="2">
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Just prior to the decade of the nineteen-sixties,
+when Sputnik was alone and new, and about the time that Ken Kesey
+took his first acid trip as a medical volunteer; before underground
+newspapers, Viet Nam, and talk of a second American Revolution; in
+the comparative quiet of the late nineteen-fifties, just before the
+idea of RENAISSANCE became relevant....</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Two young Californians, known later as Omar
+Ravenhurst and Malaclypse the Younger, were indulging in their
+habit of sipping coffee at an allnight bowling alley and generally
+solving the world's problems. This particular evening the main
+subject of discussion was discord and they were complaining to each
+other of the personal confusion they felt in their respective
+lives. "Solve the problem of discord," said one, "and all other
+problems will vanish." "Indeed," said the other, "chaos and strife
+are the roots of all confusion."</p>
+<p align="center"><span style=
+"font-family: Times, serif; font-size: 10px">FIRST I MUST SPRINKLE
+YOU<br>
+WITH FAIRY DUST</span></p>
+<p class="italic">&nbsp; &nbsp; Suddenly the place became devoid of
+light. Then an utter silence enveloped them, and a great stillness
+was felt. Then came a blinding flash of intense light, as though
+their very psyches had gone nova. Then vision returned.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; The two were dazed and neither moved nor spoke for
+several minutes. They looked around and saw that the bowlers were
+frozen like statues in a variety of comic positions, and that a
+bowling ball was steadfastly anchored to the floor only inches from
+the pins that it had been sent to scatter. The two looked at each
+other, totally unable to account for the phenomenon. The condition
+was one of suspension, and one noticed that the clock had
+stopped.</p>
+<img src="images/NewStory.gif" align="right"></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 8</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
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+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0"
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+<table width="440" align="center" cellpadding="0" border="0"
+cellspacing="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><img src=
+"images/Girdle.gif" align="right"></td>
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+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p class="italic">&nbsp; &nbsp; There walked into the room a
+chimpanzee, shaggy and grey about the muzzle, yet upright to his
+full five feet, and poised with natural majesty. He carried a
+scroll and walked to the young men.</p>
+<p class="italic">&nbsp; &nbsp; "Fellows," it said, "why does
+Pickering's Moon go about in reverse orbit? Fellows, there are
+nipples on his chests; do he give milk? And what, pray tell,
+Fellows, is to be done about Heisenberg's Law?" It paused.
+"SOMEBODY HAD TO PUT ALL OF THIS CONFUSION HERE!"</p>
+<p class="italic">&nbsp; &nbsp; And with that it revealed its
+scroll. It was a diagram, like a yin- yang with a pentagon on one
+side and an apple on the other. And then it exploded and the two
+lost consciousness.</p>
+<p class="subheader"><span style="text-decoration: underline">ERIS
+- Goddess of Chaos, Discord & Confusion</span></p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; They awoke to the sound of pins clattering, and
+found the bowlers engaged in their game and the server busy with
+making coffee. It was apparant that their experience had been
+private.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; They discussed their strange encounter and
+reconstructed from memory the chimpanzee's diagram. Over the next
+five days they searched libraries to find the significance of it,
+but were disappointed to uncover only references to Taoism, the
+Korean flag, and Technocracy. It was not until they traced the
+Greek writing on the apple that they discovered the ancient Goddess
+known to the Greeks as Eris and to the Romans as Discordia. This
+was on the fifth night, and when they slept that night each had a
+vivid dream of a splendid woman whose eyes were as soft as feather
+and as deep as eternity itself, and whose body was the spectacular
+dance of atoms and universes. Pyrotechnics of pure energy formed
+her flowing hair, and rainbows manifested and dissolved as she
+spoke in a warm and gentle voice:</p>
+<p class="italic">&nbsp; &nbsp; I have come to tell you that you
+are free. Many ages ago, My consciousness left humanity, that they
+might develop themselves. I return to find this development
+approaching completion, but hindered by fear and by
+misunderstanding.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<tr>
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+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p class="italic">&nbsp; &nbsp; You have built for yourselves
+psychic suits of armor, and clad in them, your vision is
+restricted, your movements are clumsy and painful, your skin is
+bruised, and your spirit is broiled in the sun.</p>
+<p class="italic">&nbsp; &nbsp; I am chaos. I am the substance from
+which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit
+with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am
+chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; During the next months they studied philosophies
+and theologies, and learned that Eris or Discordia was primarily
+feared by the ancients as being disruptive. Indeed, the very
+concept of chaos was still considered equivalent to strife and
+treated as a negative. "No wonder things are all screwed up," they
+concluded, "they have got it all backwards." They found that the
+principle of disorder was every much as significant as the
+principle of order.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; With this in mind, they studied the strange
+yin-yang. During a meditation one afternoon, a voice came to
+them:</p>
+<p class="italic">&nbsp; &nbsp; It is called the Sacred Chao. I
+appoint you Keepers of It. Therein you will find anything you like.
+Speak of Me as Discord, to show contrast to the pentagon. Tell
+constricted mankind that there are no rules, unless they choose to
+invent rules. Keep close the words of Syadasti: 'TIS AN ILL WIND
+THAT BLOWS NO MINDS. And remember that there is no tyranny in the
+State of Confusion. For further information, consult your pineal
+gland.</p>
+<img src="images/TrivialTruths.gif"></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
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+</html>
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+<tr>
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+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; "What is this?" mumbled one to the other, "A
+religion based on The Goddess of Confusion? It is utter
+madness!"</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; And with those words, each looked at the other in
+absolute awe. Omar began to giggle. Mal began to laugh. Omar began
+to jump up and down. Mal was hooting and hollering to beat all
+hell. And amid squeals of mirth and with tears on their cheeks,
+each appointed the other to be high priest of their own madness,
+and together they declared themselves to be a society of Discordia,
+for what ever that may turn out to be.</p>
+<img src="images/OstrichHead.gif"></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
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+</html>
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+"200" border="0"><br>
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+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg11" id=
+"pg11">
+<div align="center"><img src="images/StTrinians.gif"></div>
+<p align="center"><span style="text-decoration: underline">THE
+BATTLE HYMN OF THE ERISTOCRACY</span><br>
+<span style="font-style: italic; position: relative; left: 110">by
+Lord Omar</span></p>
+<p>VERSE<br>
+Mine brain has meditated on the spinning of The Chao;<br>
+It is hovering o'er the table where the Chiefs of Staff are now<br>
+Gathered in discussion of the dropping of The Bomb;<br>
+Her Apple Corps is strong!</p>
+<p>CHORUS<br>
+Grand (and gory) Old Discordja!<br>
+Grand (and gory) Old Discordja!<br>
+Grand (and gory) Old Discordja!<br>
+Her Apple Corps is strong!</p>
+<p>VERSE<br>
+She was not invited to the party that they held on Limbo Peak;*<br>
+So She threw a Golden Apple, 'sted of turn'd t'other cheek!<br>
+O it cracked the Holy Punchbowl and it made the nectar leak;<br>
+Her Apple Corps is strong!</p>
+<p class="italic">* "Limbo Peak" refers to Old Limbo Peak, commonly
+called by the Greeks "Ol' Limb' Peak."</p>
+<img src="images/Custer.gif"></a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg12" id=
+"pg12">
+<p align="right"><span style=
+"font-size: 16px; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold">Persons in
+a Position to Know, Inc.</span></p>
+<p><span style="text-decoration: underline">ON PRAYER</span></p>
+<p>Mal-2 was once asked by one of her Disciples if she often prayed
+to Eris. She replied with these words:</p>
+<p class="italic">No, we Erisians seldom pray, it is much too
+dangerous. Carla Fort has listed many factual incidences of
+ignorant people confronted with, say, a drought, and then praying
+fervently -- and then getting the entire village wiped out in a
+torrential flood.</p>
+<img src="images/JumpingGuy.gif"></a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<tr>
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+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="60">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p align="justify">from people intrigued by the quotes from the
+<span style=
+"font-style: italic; letter-spacing: 1px">Principia</span> with
+which we had decorated the heads of several chapters. Many, who had
+already heard of the <span style=
+"font-style: italic; letter-spacing: 1px">Principia</span> or seen
+copies, asked if Shea and I had written it, or if we had copies
+available. Others wrote to ask if it were real, or just something
+we had invented the way H.P. Lovecraft invented the <span style=
+"font-style: italic; letter-spacing: 1px">Necronomicon</span>. We
+answered according to our moods, sometimes telling the truth,
+sometimes spreading the most Godawful lies and myths we could
+devise fnord.</p>
+<p align="justify">&nbsp; &nbsp; Why not? We felt that this book
+was a true Classic (<span style=
+"font-style: italic; letter-spacing: 1px">literatus
+immortalis</span>) and, since the alleged intelligentsia had not
+yet discovered it, the best way to keep its legend alive was to
+encourage the mythology and the controversy about it. Increasingly,
+people wrote to ask me if Timothy Leary had written it, and I
+almost always told them he had, except on Fridays when I am more
+whimsical, in which case I told them it had been transmitted by a
+canine intelligence -- vast, cool, and unsympathic -- from the Dog
+Star, Sirius.</p>
+<p align="justify">&nbsp; &nbsp; Now, at last, the truth can be
+told.</p>
+<p align="justify">&nbsp; &nbsp; Actually, the <span style=
+"font-style: italic; letter-spacing: 1px">Principia</span> is the
+work of a time-travelling anthropologist from the 23rd Century. She
+is currently passing among us as a computer specialist, bon vivant
+and philosopher named Grace Hill. She has also translated several
+volumes of Etruscan erotic poetry, under another pen-name, and in
+the 18th Century was the mysterious Man in Black who gave Jefferson
+the design for the Great Seal of the United States.</p>
+<p align="justify">&nbsp; &nbsp; I have it on good authority that
+she is one of the most accomplished time-travelers in the galaxy
+and has visited Earth many times in the past, using such
+cover-identities as Zeno of Elias, Emperor Norton, Count
+Cagliostro, Guilliame of Aquaitaine, etc. Whenever I question her
+about this, she grows very evasive and attempts to persuade me that
+she is actually just another 20th Century Earthling and that all my
+ideas about her extraterrestrial and extratemporal origin</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<tr>
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+"200" border="0"><br>
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+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg13" id=
+"pg13">
+<p><span style="font-size: 10px; position: relative; left: 175">14.
+Wipe thine ass with what is written<br>
+and grin like a ninny at what is Spoken. Take<br>
+thine refuge with thine wine in the Nothing<br>
+behind Everything, as you hurry along the Path.<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; THE PURPLE SAGE<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; HBT; The Book of Predictions, Chap.
+19</span></p>
+<img src="images/FirmBelief.gif" align="right">
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>Heaven is down. Hell is up.<br>
+This is proven by the fact<br>
+that the planets and stars<br>
+are orderly in their<br>
+movements,<br>
+while down on earth<br>
+we come close to the<br>
+primal chaos.<br>
+There are four other<br>
+proofs,<br>
+but I forget them.</p>
+<p>--Josh the Dill<br>
+&nbsp; <span style="font-weight: bold">King Kong Kabal</span></p>
+<div align="left"><img src="images/Ignotum.gif"></div>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<div align="center"><img src="images/ScratchyBird.gif"></div>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<tr>
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+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="20" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg14" id=
+"pg14">
+<div align="center"><img src="images/ImperialGovernment.gif"></div>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
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+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg15" id=
+"pg15"><img src="images/ClassicalGreeks.gif">
+<p class="subheader">What We Know About ERIS (not much)</p>
+<p>The Romans left a likeness of Her for posterity--She was shown
+as a grotesque woman with a pale and ghastly look, Her eyes afire,
+Her garment ripped and torn, and as concealing a dagger in Her
+Bosom. Actually, most women look pale and ghastly when concealing a
+chilly dagger in their bosoms.</p>
+<p>Her geneology is from the Greeks and is utterly confused. Either
+She was the twin of Ares and the daughter of Zeus and Hera; or She
+was the daughter of Nyx, goddess of night (who was either the
+daughter or wife of Chaos, or both), and Nyx's brother, Erebus, and
+whose brothers and sisters include Death, Doom, Mockery, and
+Friendship. And that She begat Forgetfullness, Quarrels, Lies, and
+a bunch of gods and goddesses like that.</p>
+<p>One day Mal-2 consulted her Pineal Gland* and asked Eris if She
+really created all of those terrible things. She told him that She
+had always liked the Old Greeks, but that they cannot be trusted
+with historic matters. "They were," She added, "victims of
+indigestion, you know."</p>
+<p>Suffice it to say that Eris is not hateful or malicious. But She
+is mischievous, and does get a little bitchy at times.</p>
+<p class="italic">*THE PINEAL GLAND is where each and every one of
+us can talk to Eris. If you have trouble activating your Pineal,
+then try the appendix which does almost as well. Reference: DOGMA
+I, METAPHYSICS #3, "The Indoctrine of the Pineal Gland"</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<div align="right"><img src="images/DiruitAedificat.gif"></div>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 16</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
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+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="60" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg16" id=
+"pg16">
+<p align="center" class="header">THE INSIDE STORY!</p>
+<p class="subheader">The Law of Fives</p>
+<p>The Law of Fives is one of the oldest Erisian Mysterees. It was
+first revealed to Good Lord Omar and is one of the great
+contributions to come from The Hidden Temple of The Happy
+Jesus.</p>
+<p>POEE subscribes to the Law of Fives of Omar's sect. And POEE
+also recognizes the holy 23 (2+3=5) that is incorporated by
+Episkopos Dr. Mordecai Malignatus, KNS, into her Discordian sect,
+The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria.</p>
+<p>The Law of Fives states simply that: ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES,
+OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW
+DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5.</p>
+<p>The Law of Fives is never wrong.</p>
+<p>In the Erisian Archives is an old memo from Omar to Mal-2: "I
+find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I
+look."</p>
+<div align="right"><img src="images/SecretService.gif"></div>
+<p class="eensy"><span style="position: relative; left: 100">The
+Nagas of Upper Burma say that the sun<br>
+shines by day because, being a woman, it<br>
+is affraid to venture out at night.</span></p>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
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+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg17" id=
+"pg17">
+<div align="center"><img src="images/Galbraith.gif"></div>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; <span style=
+"font-weight: bold; font-size: 16px; text-decoration: underline; position: relative; bottom: 25">
+THE MYTH OF THE APPLE OF DISCORD</span><br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; It seems that Zeus was preparing a wedding banquet
+for Peleus and Thetis and did not want to invite Eris because of
+Her reputation as a trouble maker.*</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; This made Eris angry, and so She fashioned an
+apple of pure gold** and inscribed upon it KALLISTI ("To The
+Prettiest One") and on the day of the fete She rolled it into the
+banquet hall and then left to be alone and joyously partake of a
+hot dog.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Now, three of the invited goddesses,*** Athena,
+Hera, and Aphrodite, each immediately claimed it to belong to
+herself because of the inscription. And they started fighting, and
+they started throwing punch all over the place and everything.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Finally Zeus calmed things down and declared that
+an arbitrator must be selected, which was a reasonable suggestion,
+and all agreed. He sent them to a shepherd of Troy, whose name was
+Paris because his mother had had a lot of gaul and had married a
+Frenchman; but each of the sneaky goddesses tried to outwit the
+others by going early and offering a bribe to Paris.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Athena offered him Heroic War Victories, Hera
+offered him Great Wealth, and Aphrodite offered him the Most
+Beautiful Woman on Earth. Being a healthy young Trojan lad, Paris
+promptly accepted Aphrodite's bribe and she got the apple and he
+got screwed.</p>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
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+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; As she had promised, she maneuvered earthly
+happenings so that Paris could have Helen (the Helen) then living
+with her husband Menelaus, King of Sparta. Anyway, everyone knows
+that the Trojan War followed when Sparta demanded their Queen back
+and that the Trojan War is said to be The First War among
+humankind.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; And so we suffer because of the Original Snub. And
+so a Discordian is to partake of No Hot Dog Buns.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Do you believe that?<br>
+________________</p>
+<p class="italic">* This is called THE DOCTRINE OF THE ORIGINAL
+SNUB<br>
+** There is historic disagreement concerning whether this apple was
+of metallic gold or acapulco.<br>
+*** Actually there were five goddesses, but the Greeks did not know
+the Law of Fives.</p>
+<div align="center"><img src="images/KingKong.gif"></div>
+<p class="eensy"><img src="images/HoChiZen.gif" align="right"> 5.
+An Age of Confusion, or an Ancient Age, is<br>
+one in which History As We Know It begins to<br>
+unfold, in which Whatever Is Coming emerges<br>
+in Corporal Form, more or less, and such times are<br>
+Ages of Balanced Unbalance, or Unbalanced<br>
+Balance.<br>
+6. An Age of Bureaucracy is an Imperial Age in<br>
+which Things Mature, in which Confusion becomes<br>
+entrenched and during which Balanced Balance,<br>
+or Stagnation, is attained.<br>
+7. An Age of Disorder or an Aftermath is an<br>
+Apocalyptic Period of Transition back to Chaos<br>
+through the Screen of Oblivion into which the<br>
+Age passeth, finally. These are Ages of<br>
+Unbalanced Unbalance.<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; HBT; The Book of Uterus, Chap. 3</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
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+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg19" id=
+"pg19">
+<p align="center" class="header">DO YOU REMEMBER?</p>
+<p align="left">1. Polite children will always remember that a
+church is the ____________________ of ____________________.</p>
+<div align="center"><img src="images/ErisianHymn.gif"></div>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
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+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="40" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="420" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg20" id=
+"pg20">
+<p class="eensy"><img src="images/DeptNavy.gif" align=
+"right"><span style="text-decoration: underline">Official
+Proclamation -&gt;&lt;- ODD# III(b)/4,i;18Aft3135</span></p>
+<p class="eensy" align="center">POEE DISORGANIZATIONAL MATRIX</p>
+<p class="eensy">V) <span style="text-decoration: underline">THE
+HOUSE OF APOSTLES OF ERIS</span><br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; For the Eristocracy and the Cabalablia<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; A. The Five Apostles of ERIS<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; B. The Golden Apple Corps (KSC)<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; C. Episkoposes of The Discordian Society<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; D. POEE Cabal Priests<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; E. Saints, Erisian Avatars, and Like Personages<br>
+IV) <span style="text-decoration: underline">THE HOUSE OF THE
+RISING PODGE</span><br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; For the Disciples of Discordia<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; A. Office of My High Reverence, The Polyfounder<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; B. Council of POEE Priests<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; C. The LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; D. Eristic Avatars<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; E. Aneristic Avatars<br>
+III) <span style="text-decoration: underline">THE HOUSE OF THE
+RISING HODGE</span><br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; For the Bureaucracy<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; A. The Bureau of Erisian Archives<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; B. The Bureau of The POEE Epistolary, and The
+Division of Dogmas<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; C. The Bureau of Symbols, Emblems, Certificates and
+Such<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; D. The Bureau of Eristic Affairs, and The Administry
+for The Unenlightened Eristic Horde<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; E. The Bureau of Aneristic Affairs, and the
+Administry for the Orders of Discordia<br>
+II) <span style="text-decoration: underline">THE HOUSE OF THE
+RISING COLLAPSE</span><br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; For the Encouragement of Liberation of Freedom,
+and/or the<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; Discouragement of the Immanentizing of the
+Eschaton<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; A. The Breeze of Wisdom and/or The Wind of
+Insanity<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; B. The Breeze of Integrity and/or The Wind of
+Arrogance<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; C. The Breeze of Beauty and/or The Wind of
+Outrages<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; D. The Breeze of Love and/or The Wind of Bombast<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; E. The Breeze of Laughter and/or The Wind of
+Bullshit<br>
+I) <span style="text-decoration: underline">THE OUT
+HOUSE</span><br>
+<img src="images/Stamps.gif" align="right"> &nbsp; &nbsp; For what
+is left over<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; A. Miscellaneous Avatars<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; B. The Fifth Column<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; C. POEE =POPES= everywhere<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; D. Drawer "O" for OUT OF FILE<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; E. Lost Documents and Forgotten Truths</p>
+<p class="eensy"><img src="images/HandSketch.gif" align=
+"left">OFFICIAL - POEE<br>
+Head Temple, San Francisco<br>
+HOUSE OF THE RISING PODGE<br>
+Bureau of The POEE Epistolary</p>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 21</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="29.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="27.html">Previous Page</a><br>
+<a href="9.html">Table of Contents</a><br>
+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg21" id=
+"pg21"><img src="images/Exclusive.gif">
+<p class="subheader" align="center">= THE FIVE FINGERED HAND OF
+ERIS =</p>
+<p>The official symbol of POEE is here illustrated. It may be this,
+or any similar device to represent TWO OPPOSING ARROWS CONVERGING
+INTO A COMMON POINT. It may be vertical, horizontal, or else such,
+and it may be elaborated or simplified as desired.</p>
+<p>The esoteric name for this symbol is THE FIVE FINGERED HAND OF
+ERIS, commonly shortened to THE HAND.</p>
+<div align="center"><img src="images/FiveFingered.gif"></div>
+<p class="italic">NOTE: In the lore of western magic, the <img src=
+"images/Horns.gif"> is taken to symbolize horns, especially the
+horns of Satan or of diabolical beasties. The Five Fingered Hand of
+Eris, however, is not intended to be taken as satanic, for the
+"horns" are supported by another set, of inverted "horns". Or maybe
+it is walrus tusks. I don't know what it is, to tell the truth.</p>
+<div align="center"><img src="images/Surrealism.gif"></div>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 22</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="30.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="28.html">Previous Page</a><br>
+<a href="9.html">Table of Contents</a><br>
+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg22" id=
+"pg22">
+<div align="center"><span style=
+"position: relative; left: 20"><img src=
+"images/POEE.gif"></span></div>
+<p>POEE (pronounced "POEE") is an acronym for The
+PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC. The first part can be
+taken to mean "equivalent deity, reversity beyond-mystique." We are
+not really esoteric, it's just that nobody pays much attention to
+us.</p>
+<p>MY HIGH REVERENCE MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, AB, DD, KSC, is the
+High Priest of POEE, and POEE is grounded in her episkopotic
+revelations of The Goddess. He is called [The Omnibenevolent
+Polyfounder of Virginity in Gold].</p>
+<p>The POEE HEAD TEMPLE is the Joshua Norton Cabal of The
+Discordian Society, which is located in Mal-2's pineal gland and
+can be found by temporally and spacially locating the rest of
+Mal-2.</p>
+<p>POEE has no treasury, no by-laws, no articles, no guides save
+Mal-2's pineal gland, and has only one scruple--which Mal-2 keeps
+on his key chain.</p>
+<p>POEE has not registered, incorporated, or otherwise chartered
+with the State, and so the State does not recognize POEE or POEE
+Ordinations, which is only fair, because POEE does not recognize
+the State.</p>
+<p>POEE has 5 DEGREES:<br>
+<img src="images/Star5.gif" align="left">There is the neophyte, or
+LEGIONNAIRE DISCIPLE.<br>
+The LEGIONNAIRE DEACON, who is catching on.<br>
+An Ordained POEE PRIEST/PRIESTESS or a CHAPLIN.<br>
+The HIGH PRIEST, the Polyfounder.<br>
+And POEE =POPE=.</p>
+<p>POEE LEGIONNAIRE DISCIPLES are authorized to initiate others as
+Discordian Society Legionnaires. PRIESTS appoint their own DEACONS.
+The POLYFOUNDER ordains priests. I don't know about the
+=POPES=.</p>
+<div align="center"><img src="images/BookIsMirror.gif"></div>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page -4</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
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+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="60">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top" height="650">
+<p align="justify">are delusions. Hah! I am not that easily
+deceived. After all, a time-travelling anthropologist would say
+just that, so that he could observe us without her presense causing
+cultureshock.</p>
+<p align="justify">&nbsp; &nbsp; I understand that she has
+consented to write an Afterword to this edition. She'll probably
+contradict everything I've told you, but don't believe a word she
+says fnord. She is a master of the deadpan put-on, the plausible
+satire, the philosophical leg-pull and all the branches of guerilla
+ontology.</p>
+<p align="justify">&nbsp; &nbsp; For full benefit to the Head, this
+book should be read in conjunction with <span style=
+"font-style: italic; letter-spacing: 1px">The Illuminoids</span> by
+Neal Wilgus (Sun Press, Albuquerque, NM) and <span style=
+"font-style: italic; letter-spacing: 1px">Zen Without Zen
+Masters</span> by Camden Benares (And/Or Press, Berkeley,
+California). "We are operating on many levels here", as Ken Kesey
+used to say.</p>
+<p align="justify">&nbsp; &nbsp; In conclusion, there is no
+conclusion. Things go on as they always have, getting weirder all
+the time.</p>
+<p align="justify">&nbsp; &nbsp; Hail Eris. All hail Discordia.
+Fnord?</p>
+<p align="left" class="subheader">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; - Robert
+Anton Wilson,<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; International Arms and Hashish Inc.<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Darra Bazar, Kohat</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 23</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
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+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="31.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="29.html">Previous Page</a><br>
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+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg23" id=
+"pg23">
+<div align="center"><img src="images/Application.gif" height="600"
+width="400"></div>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 24</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="32.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="30.html">Previous Page</a><br>
+<a href="9.html">Table of Contents</a><br>
+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><a name="pg24" id="pg24"></a>
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<table width="440" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="0" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" align="left"><img src="images/HandSketch2.gif">
+<p class="subheader"><span style="text-decoration: underline">POEE
+& IT'S PRIESTS</span></p>
+</td>
+<td width="150"><img src="images/AngelHorns.gif" valign=
+"middle"></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<p>If you like Erisianism as it is presented according to Mal-2,
+then you may wish to from your own POEE CABAL as a POEE PRIEST and
+you can go do a bunch of POEE Priestly Things. A "POEE Cabal" is
+exactly what you think it is.</p>
+<p>The High Priest makes no demands on their Priests, though they
+do rather expect good will of them. The Office of The Polyfounder
+is point, not to teach. Once in a while, they even listen.</p>
+<p class="italic">Should you find that your own revelations of The
+Goddess become substantially different that the revelations of
+Mal-2, then perhaps the Goddess has plans for you as an Episkopos,
+and you might consider creating your own sect from scratch,
+unhindered. Episkoposes are not competing with each other, and they
+are all POEE priests anyway (as soon as I locate them). The point
+is that Episkoposes are developing separate paths to the Erisian
+mountain top. See the <img src="images/CautionInserts.gif" align=
+"right">section "Discordian Society"</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p><span style="text-decoration: underline">ORDINATION AS A POEE
+PRIEST</span></p>
+<p>There are no particular qualifications for Ordination because if
+you want to be a POEE Priest then you must undoubtedly qualify. Who
+could possibly know better than you whether or not you should be
+Ordained?</p>
+<p>An ORDAINED POEE PRIEST or PRIESTESS is defined as "one who
+holds an Ordination Certificate from the Office of the
+Polyfounder."</p>
+<p class="eensy"><span style="position: relative; left: 20px">Seek
+into the Chao if thou wouldst be wise<br>
+And find ye delight in Her Great Surprise!<br>
+Look into the Chao if thou wantest to know<br>
+What's in a Chao and why it ain't so!<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; (HBT; The Book of Advice, 1:1)</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 25</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="33.html">Next Page</a><br>
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+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p class="header" align="center"><span style=
+"font-style: italic">World Council of Churches Boutique</span></p>
+<p class="italic">NOTE TO POEE PRIESTS:</p>
+<p>The Polyfounder wishes to remind all Erisians the POEE was
+conceived not as a commercial enterprise, and that you are
+requested to keep your cool when seeking funds for POEE Cabals or
+when spreading the POEE Word via the market place.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<div align="center"><img src="images/WheresDaPixs.gif"></div>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<html>
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+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 26</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
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+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg26" id=
+"pg26"><img src="images/HiddenStone.gif">
+<p align="center" class="subheader">THE ERISIAN AFFIRMATION</p>
+<p class="italic">BEFORE THE GODDESS ERIS, I (name or holyname), do
+herewith declare myself a POEE KIN of THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC
+DISCORD. HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS ALL HAIL
+DISCORDIA!</p>
+<p>the presiding POEE Official (if any) responds:</p>
+<p class="italic">ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!</p>
+<div align="center"><img src="images/DontPhone.gif"></div>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 27</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
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+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg27" id=
+"pg27">
+<div align="center"><img src="images/StGulik.gif" align=
+"right"></div>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
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+</html>
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 28</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="36.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="34.html">Previous Page</a><br>
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+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg28" id=
+"pg28">
+<div align="left"><img src="images/GeneralLicense.gif"></div>
+<p align="center"><span style="text-decoration: overline">&nbsp;
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; HOW TO START A POEE CABAL
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;</span><br>
+<span style="text-decoration: underline">WITHOUT MESSING AROUND
+WITH THE POLYFOUNDER</span></p>
+<p>If you can't find the Polyfounder, or having found him, don't
+want anything to do with him, you are still authorized to form your
+own POEE CABAL and do Priestly Things, using the Principia
+Discordia as a guide. Your Official Rank will be POEE CHAPLIN for
+the LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD, which is exactly the same as a POEE
+PRIEST except that you don't have an Ordination Certificate. The
+words you are now reading are your ordination.</p>
+<p><span style="text-decoration: underline">HOW TO BECOME A POEE
+CHAPLIN</span><br>
+1. Write the ERISIAN AFFIRMATION in five copies.<br>
+2. Sign and nose-print each copy.<br>
+3. Send one to the President of the United States.<br>
+4. Send one to<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The California State Bureau of Furniture<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; and Bedding<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 1021 'D' Street, Sacramento CA 94814<br>
+5. Nail one to a telephone pole. Hide one. And burn the other. Then
+consult your pineal gland.</p>
+<img src="images/ShiveringCow.gif"></a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 29</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="37.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="35.html">Previous Page</a><br>
+<a href="9.html">Table of Contents</a><br>
+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg29" id=
+"pg29"><img src="images/Trip5.gif">
+<p align="center" class="subheader">= The POEE Baptismal Rite =</p>
+<p>This Mysteree Rite is not required for initiation, but it is
+offered by many POEE Priests to proselytes who desire a formal
+ceremony.</p>
+<p>1) The Priests and four Kin are arranged in a pentagon with the
+Initiate in the center facing the Priests. If possible, the Kin on
+the immediate right and left of the Priest should be Deacons. The
+Initiate must be totally naked, to demonstrate that they are truly
+a human being and not something else in disguise like a cabbage or
+something.</p>
+<p>2) All persons in the audience and the pentagon, excepting the
+Priest, assume a squatting position and return to a standing
+position. This is repeated four more times. This dance is symbolic
+of the humility of we Erisians.</p>
+<p>3) The Priest begins:</p>
+<p class="italic">I, (complete Holy Name, with Mystical Titles, and
+degrees, designations, offices, etc.), Ordained Priest of the
+Paratheo-anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric, with the Authority
+invested at me by the High Priest of It, Office of the Polyfounder,
+The House of the Rising Podge, POEE Head Temple; Do herewith
+Require of Ye:<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 1) ARE YE A HUMAN BEING AND NOT A CABBAGE OR
+SOMETHING? <span style="font-style: normal">The Initiate answers
+YES.</span><br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 2) THAT'S TOO BAD. DO YE WISH TO BETTER
+THYSELF? <span style="font-style: normal">The Initiate answers
+YES.</span><br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 3) HOW STUPID. ARE YE WILLING TO BECOME
+PHILOSOPHICALLY ILLUMINIZED? <span style="font-style: normal">He
+answers YES.</span><br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 4) VERY FUNNY. WILL YE DEDICATE YESELF TO THE
+HOLEY ERISIAN MOVEMENT? <span style="font-style: normal">The
+Initiate answers PROBABLY.</span></p>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 30</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="38.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="36.html">Previous Page</a><br>
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+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p class="italic">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 5) THEN SWEAR YE THE
+FOLLOWING AFTER ME:<br>
+<span style="font-style: normal">(The Priest here leads the
+Initiate in a recital of THE ERISIAN AFFIRMATION.) The Priest
+continues:</span> THEN I DO HERE PROCLAIM YE POEE DISCIPLE (name),
+LEGIONNAIRE OF THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD. HAIL ERIS! HAIL HAIL!
+HAIL YES!</p>
+<p>4) All present rejoice grandly. The new Kin opens a large jug of
+wine and offers it to all who are present.</p>
+<p>5) The Ceremony generally degenerates.</p>
+<div align="center"><img src="images/PullYellowTip.gif"></div>
+<p class="eensy">3. And though Omar did bid of the Collector of<br>
+Garbage, in words that were both sweet and bit-<br>
+ter, to surrender back the cigar box containing<br>
+the cards designated by the Angel as The Honest<br>
+Book of Truth, the Collector was to Omar as one<br>
+who might be smitten deaf, saying only: 'Gainst<br>
+the rules, y'know.<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; HBT; The Book of Explanations,
+Chap 2</p>
+<div align="right"><img src="images/Answers.gif"></div>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 31</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
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+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg31" id=
+"pg31">
+<p><img src="images/FishingPole.gif" align=
+"left">_______________________<br>
+<span style="text-decoration: underline">THE POEE MYSTEREE
+OATH</span></p>
+<p><br>
+The Initiate swears the following:<br>
+<span style="font-style: italic">FLYING BABY SHIT!!!!!<br>
+<img src="images/FishingLine.gif"><br>
+(Kin of the Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria sect may wish to
+substitute the German:<br>
+<img src="images/Foreign.gif" align="right"><span style=
+"font-style: italic">FLIEGENDE KINDERSCHEISSE!</span><br>
+or perhaps<br>
+<span style="font-style: italic">WIECZNY KWIAT
+WTADZA!!!!!</span><br>
+which is Ewige Blumenkraft in Polish.) <img src=
+"images/FishRipple.gif"></span></p>
+<p class="eensybold" align="justify">Corrections to last week's
+copy: Johnny Sample is<br>
+offensive cornerback for the New York Jets, not fullback<br>
+as stated. Bobby Tolan's name is not Randy, but mud. All<br>
+power to the people, and ban the fucking bomb.</p>
+<div align="center"><img src="images/31ThisStatement.gif"></div>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 32</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg32" id=
+"pg32">
+<div align="center"><img src="images/TwoEquals.gif"></div>
+<p>The Discordian Society has no definition.</p>
+<p>I sometimes think of it as a disorganization of Eris Freaks. It
+has been called a guerrilla mind theatre. Episkopos Randomfactor,
+Director of Purges of Our People's Underworld Movement sect in
+Larchmont, prefers "The World's Greatest Association of
+What-ever-it-is-that-we-are." Lady Mal thinks of it as a
+RENAISSANCE THINK TANK. Fang the Unwashed, WKC, won't say. You can
+think of it any way you like.</p>
+<p>AN EPISKOPOS OF THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY is one who prefers total
+autonomy, and creates his own Discordian sect as The Goddess
+directs him. He speaks for himself and for those that say that they
+like what he says.</p>
+<p>THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD: A Discordian Society Legionnaire
+is one who prefers not to create his own sect.</p>
+<p>If you want in on the Discordian Society<br>
+then declare yourself what you wish<br>
+<img src="images/Episkoposes.gif" align="right">do what you
+like<br>
+and tell us about it<br>
+or if you prefer<br>
+don't.</p>
+<p>There are no rules anywhere.<br>
+The Goddess Prevails.</p>
+<p class="eensy"><span style=
+"position: relative; left: 190; bottom: 25">When I get to the
+bottom I go back to the top<br>
+of the slide where I stop and I turn and I go<br>
+for a ride, then I get to the bottom and I see<br>
+you again! Helter skelter!<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -John
+Lennon</span></p>
+<div align="center"><img src="images/LadyMal.gif"></div>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
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+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="60">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" height="650" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
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+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<tr>
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+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg33" id=
+"pg33">
+<p class="subheader"><span style="text-decoration: underline">THE
+GOLDEN APPLE CORPS</span></p>
+<p>The Golden Apple Corps* is an honorary position for the Keepers
+of The Sacred Chao, so that they can put "KSC" after their
+names.</p>
+<p><img src="images/TravelAgent.gif" align="right">It says
+little,<br>
+does less,<br>
+means<br>
+nothing.</p>
+<p><span style="text-decoration: underline">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;</span><br>
+<span style="font-style: italic">* Not to be confused with The
+Apple Corps Ltd. of those four singers. We thought of it
+first.</span></p>
+<img src="images/NumeralVSign.gif"></a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<meta name="generator" content=
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+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 34</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="42.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="40.html">Previous Page</a><br>
+<a href="9.html">Table of Contents</a><br>
+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="5" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="480" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg34" id=
+"pg34">
+<table width="480" align="right" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1"
+bgcolor="#FFFFFF" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td colspan="3">
+<p class="eensy" align="center"><span style=
+"text-decoration: underline">PERPETUAL DATE CONVERTER FROM
+GREGORIAN TO POEE CALENDAR</span></p>
+</td>
+<td rowspan="5" valign="top"><img src=
+"images/SacredDocumentofFrogs.gif"></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td rowspan="4" valign="bottom"><img src=
+"images/StarColumn.gif"></td>
+<td colspan="2">
+<p class="eensy">SEASONS<br>
+<span style="position: relative; left: 30">1) Chaos - Patron
+Apostle Hung Mung<br>
+2) Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo<br>
+3) Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti<br>
+4) Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud<br>
+5) The Aftermath - Patron Apostle The Elder Malaclypse</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>
+<p class="eensy">Days of the Week*<br>
+<span style="position: relative; left: 30">1) Sweetmorn<br>
+2) Boomtime<br>
+3) Pungenday<br>
+4) Prickle-Prickle<br>
+5) Setting Orange</span></p>
+</td>
+<td>
+<p class="eensy">* THE DAYS OF THE WEEK<br>
+are named from the five<br>
+Basic Elements: SWEET,<br>
+BOOM, PUNGENT, PRICKLE<br>
+and ORANGE.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>
+<p class="eensy">HOLYDAYS<br>
+A] APOSTLE HOLYDAYS<br>
+<span style="position: relative; left: 30">1) Mungday<br>
+2) Mojoday<br>
+3) Syaday<br>
+4) Zaraday<br>
+5) Maladay</span><br>
+Each occurs on the 5th<br>
+day of the Season</p>
+</td>
+<td>
+<p class="eensy">&nbsp;<br>
+B] SEASON HOLYDAYS<br>
+<span style="position: relative; left: 30">1) Chaoflux<br>
+2) Discoflux<br>
+3) Confuflux<br>
+4) Bureflux<br>
+5) Afflux</span><br>
+Each occurs on the 50th<br>
+day of each Season</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td width="400" colspan="2">
+<p class="eensy">C] ST. TIB'S DAY - occurs once every 4 years
+(1+4=5) and is inserted between the 59th and 60th days of the
+Season of Chaos</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="5">
+<table width="480" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="116" valign="top">
+<p><span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 9px">&nbsp;<br>
+Jan &nbsp;1 &nbsp;2 &nbsp;3 &nbsp;4 &nbsp;5<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;6 &nbsp;7 &nbsp;8 &nbsp;9 10<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 11 12 13 14 15<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 16 17 18 19 20<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 21 22 23 24 25<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 26 27 28 29 30<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 31 &nbsp;1 &nbsp;2 &nbsp;3 &nbsp;4<br>
+Feb &nbsp;5 &nbsp;6 &nbsp;7 &nbsp;8 &nbsp;9<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 10 11 12 13 14<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 15 16 17 18 19<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 20 21 22 23 24<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 25 26 27 28* 1<br>
+Mar &nbsp;2 &nbsp;3 &nbsp;4 &nbsp;5 &nbsp;6<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;7 &nbsp;8 &nbsp;9 10 11<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 12 13 14 15 16<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 17 18 19 20 21<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 22 23 24 25 26<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 27 28 29 30 31<br>
+Apr &nbsp;1 &nbsp;2 &nbsp;3 &nbsp;4 &nbsp;5<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;6 &nbsp;7 &nbsp;8 &nbsp;9 10<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 11 12 13 14 15<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 16 17 18 19 20<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 21 22 23 24 25<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 26 27 28 29 30<br>
+May &nbsp;1 &nbsp;2 &nbsp;3 &nbsp;4 &nbsp;5<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;6 &nbsp;7 &nbsp;8 &nbsp;9 10<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 11 12 13 14 15<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 16 17 18 19 20<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 21 22 23 24 25<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 26 27 28 29 30<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 31 &nbsp;1 &nbsp;2 &nbsp;3 &nbsp;4<br>
+Jun &nbsp;5 &nbsp;6 &nbsp;7 &nbsp;8 &nbsp;9<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 10 11 12 13 14<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 15 16 17 18 19<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 20 21 22 23 24<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 25 26 27 28 29<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 30 &nbsp;1 &nbsp;2 &nbsp;3 &nbsp;4</span></p>
+</td>
+<td width="116" valign="top">
+<p><span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 9px"><u>SM</u>
+<u>BT</u> <u>PD</u> <u>PP</u> <u>SO</u><br>
+1 &nbsp;2 &nbsp;3 &nbsp;4 &nbsp;5 Chs<br>
+&nbsp;6 &nbsp;7 &nbsp;8 &nbsp;9 10<br>
+11 12 13 14 15<br>
+16 17 18 19 20<br>
+21 22 23 24 25<br>
+26 27 28 29 30<br>
+31 32 33 34 35<br>
+36 37 38 39 40<br>
+41 42 43 44 45<br>
+46 47 48 49 50<br>
+51 52 53 54 55<br>
+56 57 58 59 60<br>
+61 62 63 64 65<br>
+66 67 68 69 70<br>
+71 72 73 &nbsp;1 &nbsp;2 Dsc<br>
+&nbsp;3 &nbsp;4 &nbsp;5 &nbsp;6 &nbsp;7<br>
+&nbsp;8 &nbsp;9 10 11 12<br>
+13 14 15 16 17<br>
+18 19 20 21 22<br>
+23 24 25 26 27<br>
+28 29 30 31 32<br>
+33 34 35 36 37<br>
+38 39 40 41 42<br>
+43 44 45 46 47<br>
+48 49 50 51 52<br>
+53 54 55 56 57<br>
+58 59 60 61 62<br>
+63 64 65 66 67<br>
+68 69 70 71 72<br>
+73 &nbsp;1 &nbsp;2 &nbsp;3 &nbsp;4 Cfn<br>
+&nbsp;5 &nbsp;6 &nbsp;7 &nbsp;8 &nbsp;9<br>
+10 11 12 13 14<br>
+15 16 17 18 19<br>
+20 21 22 23 24<br>
+25 26 27 28 29<br>
+30 31 32 33 34<br>
+35 36 37 38 39</span></p>
+</td>
+<td width="116" valign="top">
+<p><span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 9px"><br>
+Jul &nbsp;5 &nbsp;6 &nbsp;7 &nbsp;8 &nbsp;9<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 10 11 12 13 14<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 15 16 17 18 19<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 20 21 22 23 24<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 25 26 27 28 29<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 30 31 &nbsp;1 &nbsp;2 &nbsp;3<br>
+Aug &nbsp;4 &nbsp;5 &nbsp;6 &nbsp;7 &nbsp;8<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;9 10 11 12 13<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 14 15 16 17 18<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 19 20 21 22 23<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 24 25 26 27 28<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 29 30 31 &nbsp;1 &nbsp;2<br>
+Sep &nbsp;3 &nbsp;4 &nbsp;5 &nbsp;6 &nbsp;7<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;8 &nbsp;9 10 11 12<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 13 14 15 16 17<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 18 19 20 21 22<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 23 24 25 26 27<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 28 29 30 &nbsp;1 &nbsp;2<br>
+Oct &nbsp;3 &nbsp;4 &nbsp;5 &nbsp;6 &nbsp;7<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;8 &nbsp;9 10 11 12<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 13 14 15 16 17<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 18 19 20 21 22<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 23 24 25 26 27<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 28 29 30 31 &nbsp;1<br>
+Nov &nbsp;2 &nbsp;3 &nbsp;4 &nbsp;5 &nbsp;6<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;7 &nbsp;8 &nbsp;9 10 11<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 12 13 14 15 16<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 17 18 19 20 21<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 22 23 24 25 26<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 27 28 29 30 &nbsp;1<br>
+Dec &nbsp;2 &nbsp;3 &nbsp;4 &nbsp;5 &nbsp;6<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;7 &nbsp;8 &nbsp;9 10 11<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 12 13 14 15 16<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 17 18 19 20 21<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 22 23 24 25 26<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; 27 28 29 30 31<br>
+[1970 = 3136] [Next St.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td width="116" valign="top">
+<p><span style="font-family: monospace; font-size: 9px"><u>SM</u>
+<u>BT</u> <u>PD</u> <u>PP</u> <u>SO</u><br>
+40 41 42 43 44 Cfn<br>
+45 46 47 48 49<br>
+50 51 52 53 54<br>
+55 56 57 58 59<br>
+60 61 62 63 64<br>
+65 66 67 68 69<br>
+70 71 72 73 &nbsp;1 Bcy<br>
+&nbsp;2 &nbsp;3 &nbsp;4 &nbsp;5 &nbsp;6<br>
+&nbsp;7 &nbsp;8 &nbsp;9 10 11<br>
+12 13 14 15 16<br>
+17 18 19 20 21<br>
+22 23 24 25 26<br>
+27 28 29 30 31<br>
+32 33 34 35 36<br>
+37 38 39 40 41<br>
+42 43 44 45 46<br>
+47 48 49 50 51<br>
+52 53 54 55 56<br>
+57 58 59 60 61<br>
+62 63 64 65 66<br>
+67 68 69 70 71<br>
+72 73 &nbsp;1 &nbsp;2 &nbsp;3 Afm<br>
+&nbsp;4 &nbsp;5 &nbsp;6 &nbsp;7 &nbsp;8<br>
+&nbsp;9 10 11 12 13<br>
+14 15 16 17 18<br>
+19 20 21 22 23<br>
+24 25 26 27 28<br>
+29 30 31 32 33<br>
+34 35 36 37 38<br>
+39 40 41 42 43<br>
+44 45 46 47 48<br>
+49 50 51 52 53<br>
+54 55 56 57 58<br>
+59 60 61 62 63<br>
+64 65 66 67 68<br>
+69 70 71 72 73<br>
+Tibs Day in 3166]</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 35</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
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+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="43.html">Next Page</a><br>
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+</div>
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+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg35" id=
+"pg35">
+<p class="subheader">HOLY NAMES</p>
+<p>Discordians have a tradit-<br>
+ion of assuming HOLY NAMES.<br>
+This is not unique with<br>
+Erisianism, of course. I<br>
+suppose that Pope Paul is<br>
+the son of Mr. and Mrs. VI?</p>
+<p>And also TITLES OF MYSTICAL<br>
+IMPORT.</p>
+<div align="left"><img src="images/So.gif"></div>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<div align="center"><img src="images/StolePornography.gif"></div>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
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+"200" border="0"><br>
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+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="20" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg36" id=
+"pg36">
+<div align="center"><img src="images/PopeCard.gif"></div>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
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+</td>
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+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg37" id=
+"pg37">
+<p class="subheader">FOR YOUR<br>
+ENLIGHTENMENT</p>
+<p align="center">THE PARABLE OF THE BITTER TEA</p>
+<p align="center" class="italic">by Rev. Dr. Hypocrates Magoun,
+P.P.<br>
+POEE PRIEST, Okinawa Cabal</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; When Hypoc was through meditating with St.
+Gulik, he went there into the kitchen where he busied himself with
+preparing the feast and in his endeavor, he found that there was
+some old tea in a pan left standing from the night before, when he
+had in his weakness forgot about its making and had let it sit
+steeping for 24 hours. It was dark and murky and it was Hypoc's
+intention to use this old tea by diluting it with water. And again
+in his weakness, chose without further consideration and plunged
+into the physical labor of the preparations. It was then when
+deeply immersed in the pleasure of that trip, he had a sudden loud
+clear voice in his head saying "it is bitter tea that involves you
+so." Hypoc heard the voice, but the struggle inside intensified,
+and the pattern, previously established with the physical laboring
+and the muscle messages coordinated and unified or perhaps coded,
+continued to exert their influence and Hypoc succummed to the
+pressure and he denied the voice.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; And again he plunged into the physical orgy
+and completed the task, and Lo as the voice had predicted, the tea
+was bitter.</p>
+<p align="right"><span style="font-family: courier, monospace">"The
+Five Laws have root in awareness."<br>
+--Che Fung (Ezra Pound, Canto 85)</span></p>
+<p class="eensy">The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved
+exclus-<br>
+ively for them that believe in it. Further,<br>
+the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them<br>
+that believe in it on the supposition that<br>
+they'll go there if they don't.<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; HBT; The Gospel According
+to Fred, 3:1</p>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 38</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
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+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg38" id=
+"pg38">
+<p><span style="text-decoration: underline">A SERMON ON ETHICS AND
+LOVE</span></p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; One day Mal-2 asked the messenger
+spirit Saint Gulik to approach the Goddess and request Her presence
+for some desperate advice. Shortly afterwards the radio came on by
+itself, and an ethereal female Voice said <span style=
+"font-style: italic">YES?</span></p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; "O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man!
+Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord! Concubine of Confusion! O!
+Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a heavy burden from my
+heart!"</p>
+<p class="italic">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; WHAT BOTHERS YOU,
+MAL? YOU DON'T SOUND WELL.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; "I am filled with fear and tormented
+with terrible visions of pain. Everywhere people are hurting one
+another, the planet is rampant with injustices, whole societies
+plunder groups of their own people, mothers imprison sons, children
+perish while siblings war. O, woe."</p>
+<p class="italic">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; WHAT IS THE MATTER
+WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; "But nobody <span style=
+"text-decoration: underline">wants</span> it! Everybody hates
+it."</p>
+<p class="italic">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; OH. WELL, THEN
+STOP.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; At which moment She turned herself
+into an aspirin commercial and left The Polyfounder stranded alone
+with her species.</p>
+<div align="center"><img src="images/SinisterDexter.gif"></div>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 39</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
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+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p align="center">___________________________________<br>
+<span style="font-size: 20px; text-decoration: underline">CHAPTER
+5: THE PIONEERS</span></p>
+<p class="subheader" align="center">=THE FIVE APOSTLES OF ERIS &
+WHO THEY BE =</p>
+<p>1. <span style="text-decoration: underline">HUNG MUNG</span><br>
+A Sage of Ancient China and Official Discordian Missionary to the
+Heathen Chinese. He who originally devised THE SACRED CHAO. Patron
+of the Season of Chaos. Holyday: Jan 5.</p>
+<p align="justify">2. <span style="text-decoration: underline">DR.
+VAN VAN MOJO</span><br>
+A Head Doctor of Deep Africa and Maker of Fine Dolls. D.H.V.,
+Doctor of Hoodoo and Vexes, from The Greater Metropolitan Yorba
+Linda<img src="images/VanVanMojo.gif" align="right"> Jesus Will
+Save Your Bod Home Study Bible School; and F.I.H.G.W.P., Fellow of
+the Intergalactic Haitian Guerrillas for World Peace. Patron of The
+Season of Discord. Holyday: Mar 19. <span style=
+"font-style: italic">NOTE: Erisians of The Laughing Christ sect are
+of the silly contention that Dr. Mojo is an imposter and that
+<span style="text-decoration: underline">PATAMUNZO
+LINGANANDA</span> is the True Second Apostle. Lord Omar claims that
+Dr. Mojo heaps hatred upon Patamunzo, who sends only Love
+Vibrations in return. But we of the POEE sect know that Patamunzo
+is the Real Imposter, and that those vibrations of his are actually
+an attempt to subvert Dr. Mojo's rightful apostilic authority by
+shaking them out of their wits.</span></p>
+<p>3. SRI SYADASTI SYADAVAKTAVYA SYADASTI SYANNASTI SYADASTI
+CAVAKTAVYASCA SYADASTI SYANNASTI SYADAVATAVYASCA SYADASTI SYANNASTI
+SYADAVAKTAVYASCA<br>
+Commonly called just <span style="text-decoration: underline">SRI
+SYADASTI</span>.<br>
+<span style="font-style: italic">His name is Sanskrit, and means:
+All affirmations are true in</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 40</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
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+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+</div>
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+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<table width="440" align="center" cellpadding="2" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2">
+<p class="italic">some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in
+some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in
+some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false
+and meaningless in some sense. <span style="font-style: normal">He
+is an Indian Pundit and Prince, born of the Peyotl Tribe, son of
+Gentle Chief Sun Flower Seed and the squaw Merry Jane. Patron to
+psychedelic type Discordians. Patron of the Season of Confusion.
+Holyday: May 31.</span> NOTE: Sri Syadasti should not be confused
+with Blessed St. Gulik the Stoned, who is not the same person but
+is the same Apostle.</p>
+<p>4. <span style="text-decoration: underline">ZARATHUD</span> THE
+INCORRIGIBLE, sometimes called ZARATHUD THE STAUNCH<br>
+A hard nosed Hermit of Medieval Europe and Chaosphe Bible Banger.
+Dubbed "Offender of The Faith." Discovered the Five Commandments.
+Patron of the Season of Bureaucracy. Holyday: Aug 12.</p>
+<p>5. <span style="text-decoration: underline">THE ELDER
+MALACLYPSE</span><br>
+A wandering Wiseman of Ancient Mediterrania ("Med-Terra" or middle
+earth), <img src="images/ElderMalaclypse.gif" align="left">who
+followed a 5-pointed Star through the alleys of Rome, Damascus,
+Baghdad, Jerusalem, Mecca and Cairo, bearing a sign that seemed to
+read "DOOM". (This is a misunderstanding. The sign actually read
+"DUMB". Mal-1 is a Non-Prophet.) Patron and namesake of Mal-2.
+Patron of The Season of The Aftermath. Holyday: Oct 24.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td width="190">
+<p class="eensy">All statements are true in some sense, false in
+some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some
+sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in
+some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. A
+public service clarification by the Sri Syadasti School of
+Spiritual Wisdom, Wilmette.</p>
+</td>
+<td width="190">
+<p class="eensy">The teachings of the Sri Syadasti School of
+Spiritual School of Spiritual Wisdom are true in some sense, false
+in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some
+sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in
+some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
+Patamunzo Lingananda School of Higher Spiritual Wisdom, Skokie.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<html>
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+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 41</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="49.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="47.html">Previous Page</a><br>
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+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg41" id=
+"pg41">
+<table width="440" align="center" cellpadding="2" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td><img src="images/FeelGoofy.gif"></td>
+<td>
+<p class="eensy" align="center">THE HONEST BOOK OF TRUTH<br>
+being a BIBLE of The Erisian Movement<br>
+Episkopos LORD OMAR KHAYYAM RAVENHURST, KSC; Bull Goose<br>
+of Limbo; and Master Pastor of the Church Invisible of<br>
+the Laughing Christ, Hidden Temple of The Happy Jesus,<br>
+Laughing Buddha Jesus [LBJ] Ranch</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2">
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="eensy" align="center"><img src="images/SmilyCross.gif"
+align="right">From the Honest Book of Truth<br>
+THE BOOK OF EXPLANATIONS, Chapter 1</p>
+<p class="eensy"><span style="line-height: 10px">1. There came one
+day to Lord Omar, Bull Goose of Limbo, a Messenger of Our Lady who
+told him of a Sacred Mound wherein was buried an Honest
+Book.</span></p>
+<p class="eensy"><span style="line-height: 10px">2. And the Angel
+of Eris bade of the Lord: <span style="font-style: italic">Go ye
+hence and dig the Truth, that ye may come to know it and, knowing
+it, spread it and, spreading it, wallow in it and, wallowing in it,
+lie in it and, lying in the Truth, become a Poet of the Word and a
+Sayer of Sayings -- an Inspiration to all men and a Scribe to the
+Gods.</span></span></p>
+<p class="eensy">3. So Omar went forth to the Sacred Mound, which
+was to the East of Mullah, and thereupon he worked digging in the
+sand for five days and five nights, but found no book.</p>
+<p class="eensy">4. At the end of five days and five nights of
+digging, it came to pass that Omar was exhausted. So he put his
+shovel to one side and bedded himself down on the sand, using as a
+pillow a Golden Chest he had uncovered on the first day of his
+labors.</p>
+<p class="eensy">5. Omar slept.</p>
+<p class="eensy">6. On the fifth day of his sleeping, Lord Omar
+fell into a Trance, and there came to him in the Trance a Dream,
+and there came to him in the Dream a Messenger of Our Lady who told
+him of a Sacred Grove wherein was hidden a Golden Chest.</p>
+<p class="eensy">7. And the Angel of Eris bade of the Lord:
+<span style="font-style: italic">Go ye hence and lift the Stash,
+that ye may come to own it and, owning it, share it and, sharing
+it, love in it and, loving in it, dwell in it and, dwelling in the
+Stash, become a Poet of the Word and a Sayer of Sayings - an
+Inspiration to all men and a Scribe to the Gods.</span></p>
+<p class="eensy">8. But Omar lamented, saying unto the Angel :
+<span style="font-style: italic">What is this shit, man? What care
+I for the Word and Sayings? What care I for the Inspiration of all
+men? Wherein does it profit a man to be a Scribe to the Gods when
+the Scribes of the Governments do nothing, yet are paid better
+wages?</span></p>
+<p class="eensy">9. And, lo, the Angel waxed in anger and Omar was
+stricken to the Ground by an Invisible Hand and did not arise for
+five days and five nights.</p>
+<p class="eensy">10. And it came to pass that on the fifth night he
+dreampt, and in his Dream he had a Vision, and in this Vision there
+came unto him a Messenger of Our Lady who entrusted to him a
+Rigoletto cigar box containing many filing cards, some of them in
+packs with rubber bands around, and upon these cards were sometimes
+written verses, while upon others nothing was written.</p>
+<p class="eensy">11. Thereupon the Angel Commanded to Lord:
+<span style="font-style: italic">Take ye this Honest Book of Truth
+to thine bosom and cherish it. Carry it forth into The Land and Lay
+it before Kings of Nations and Collectors of Garbage. Preach from
+it unto the Righteous, that they may renounce their ways and
+repent.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
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+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
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+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg42" id=
+"pg42">
+<p align="center"><span style=
+"font-family: Times New Roman, Times, serif; font-size: 30px; font-weight: bold">
+CONVENTIONAL CHAOS</span></p>
+<div align="right"><img src="images/DoNotBend.gif"></div>
+<p>GREYFACE</p>
+<p>In the year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of
+Greyface, got it into his head that the universe was as humorless
+as he, and he began to teach that play was sinful because it
+contradicted the ways of Serious Order. "Look at all the order
+around you," he said. And from that, he deluded honest people to
+believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy
+romance as they had known it.</p>
+<p>It is not presently understood why people were so gullible at
+that particular time, for absolutely no one thought to observe all
+the <span style="text-decoration: underline">disorder</span> around
+them and conclude just the opposite. But anyway, Greyface and his
+followers took the game of playing at life more seriously than they
+took life itself and were known even to destroy other living beings
+whose ways of life differed from their own.</p>
+<p>The unfortunate result of this is that humankind has since been
+suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance
+causes frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for
+a bad trip. Humanity has been on a bad trip for a long time
+now.</p>
+<p>It is called THE CURSE OF GREYFACE.</p>
+<p align="center" class="eensy"><span style=
+"position: relative; left: 130">Bullshit makes<br>
+the flowers grow<br>
+& that's beautiful.</span></p>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
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+<title>Principia Discordia - Page -2</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
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+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="6.html">Next Page</a><br>
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+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="50">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" height="650" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p class="subheader" align="center">THE MAGNUM OPIATE OF MALACLYPSE
+THE YOUNGER</p>
+<div align="right"><img src="images/NotJunkMail.gif"></div>
+<p class="header" align="center">Principia Discordia</p>
+<p class="subheader" align="center">OR</p>
+<p class="header" align="center">How I Found Goddess And What She
+Did To Me When I Found Her</p>
+<p class="subheader" align="center">Wherein is Explained<br>
+Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing<br>
+About Absolutely Anything</p>
+<br>
+<center><img src="images/JugofWine.gif"></center>
+<p class="subheader" align="center">Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts
+of Order...</p>
+<p align="center"><span style=
+"font-size: 10px; font-style: none; font-weight: normal">THE BOOK
+OF UTERUS 1;5</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 43</title>
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+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><a name="pg43" id="pg43"></a>
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="10" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="480" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<table width="476" align="center" cellpadding="2" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td><img src="images/MapLibrary.gif"></td>
+<td width="225">
+<p class="eensy">Climb into the Chao with a friend or two<br>
+And follow the Way it carries you,<br>
+Adrift like a Lunatic Lifeboat Crew<br>
+Over the Waves in whatever you do.<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; (HBT; The Book of Advice, 1:3)</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2">
+<div align="center"><img src="images/Mandala.gif"></div>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<html>
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+<meta name="generator" content=
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+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 44</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
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+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg44" id=
+"pg44">
+<table width="440" align="center" cellpadding="0" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<div align="center"><img src="images/ChineseLaundromat.gif"></div>
+<p align="center" class="smaller"><img src="images/HungMung.gif"
+align="left">DOGMA I - METAPHYSICS #2, "<span style=
+"text-decoration: underline">COSMOLOGY</span>"*</p>
+<p class="italic" align="center"><span style=
+"text-decoration: underline">THE BOOK OF UTERUS</span><br>
+from The Honest Book of Truth<br>
+revealed to Lord Omar<br>
+&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p align="center">- I -</p>
+<p class="smaller">1. Before the beginning was the Nonexistent
+Chao, balanced in Oblivion by the Perfect Counterpushpull of the
+Hodge and the Podge.</p>
+<p class="smaller">2. Whereupon, by an Act of Happenstance, the
+Hodge began gradually to overpower the Podge -- and the Primal
+Chaos thereby came to be.</p>
+<p class="smaller">3. So in the beginning was the Primal Chaos,
+balanced on the Edge of Oblivion by the Perfect Counterpullpush of
+the Podge and the Hodge.</p>
+<p class="smaller">4. Whereupon, by the Law of Negative Reversal,**
+the Podge swiftly underpowered the Hodge and Everything broke
+loose.</p>
+<p class="smaller">5. And therein emerged the Active Force of
+Discord, the Subtle Manifestation of the Nonexistent Chao, to guide
+Everything along the Path back to Oblivion - that it might not
+become lost among Precepts of Order in the Region of Thud.</p>
+<p class="smaller">6. Forasmuch as it was Active, the Force of
+Discord entered the State of Confusion, wherein It copulated with
+the Queen and begat ERIS, Our Lady of Discord and Gross
+Manifestation of the Nonexistent Chao.</p>
+<p class="smaller">7. And under Eris Confusion became established,
+and was hence called Bureaucracy; while over Bureaucracy Eris
+became established, and was hence called Discordia.</p>
+<p class="smaller">8. By the by it came to pass that the
+Establishment of Bureaucracy perished in a paper shortage.</p>
+<p class="smaller">9. Thus it was, in accord with the Law of
+Laws.<br></p>
+<div align="right"><img src="images/44Point.gif"></div>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 45</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
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+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p align="center">-2-</p>
+<p class="smaller">10. During and after the Fall of the
+Establishment of Bureaucracy was the Aftermath, an Age of Disorder
+in which calculation, computations, and reckonings were put away by
+the Children of Eris in Acceptance and Preparation for the Return
+to Oblivion to be followed by a Repetition of the Universal
+Absurdity. Moreover, of Itself the Coming of Aftermath waseth a
+Resurrection of the Freedom-flowing Chaos. HAIL ERIS!</p>
+<p class="smaller">11. Herein was set into motion the Eristic
+Pattern, which would Repeat Itself Five Times Over Seventy-three
+Times, after which nothing would happen.</p>
+<p class="smaller">____________________________<br>
+* This doctrine should not be confused with DOGMA III - HISTORY #6,
+"HISTORIC CYCLES," which states that social progress occurs in five
+cycles, the first three ("The Tricycle") of which are THESIS,
+ANTITHESIS and PARENTHESIS; and the last two ("The Bicycle") of
+which are CONSTERNATION and MORAL WARPTITUDE.</p>
+<p class="smaller">** The LAW OF NEGATIVE REVERSAL states that if
+something does not happen then the exact opposite will happen, only
+in exactly the opposite manner from that in which it did not
+happen.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="italic"><span style="font-size: 12px">NOTE: It is from
+this text from The Book of Uterus, that POEE has based its Erisian
+Calendar with the year divided into 5 seasons of 73 days each. Each
+of the Five Apostles of Eris has patronage over one Season. A chart
+of the Seasons, Patrons, Days of the Week, Holydays, and a
+perpetual Gregorian converter is included in this edition of
+Principia.</span></p>
+<div align="left"><img src="images/DullButSincere.gif"></div>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 46</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
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+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg46" id=
+"pg46"><img src="images/KnightBull.gif" align="right">
+<div align="left"><img src="images/ImpositionofOrder.gif"></div>
+<p><span style="text-decoration: underline">THE FIVE ORDERS OF
+DISCORDIA ("THEM")</span><br>
+Gen. Pandaemonium, Commanding</p>
+<p>The seeds of the ORDERS OF DISCORDIA were planted by Greyface
+into his early disciples. They form the skeleton of the Aneristic
+Movement, which over emphasizes the Principle of Order and is
+antagonistic to the necessary compliment, the Principle of
+Disorder. The Orders are composed of persons all hung up on
+authority, security and control; i.e., they are blinded by the
+Aneristic Illusion. They do not know that they belong to Orders of
+Discordia. But we know.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 1. <span style=
+"text-decoration: underline">The Military Order of THE KNIGHTS OF
+THE FIVE SIDED TEMPLE</span>. This is for all the soldiers and
+bureaucrats of the world.<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 2. <span style=
+"text-decoration: underline">The Political Order of THE PARTY FOR
+WAR ON EVIL</span>. This is reserved for lawmakers, censors, and
+like ilk.<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 3. <span style=
+"text-decoration: underline">The Academic Order of THE HEMLOCK
+FELLOWSHIP</span>. They commonly inhabit schools and universities,
+and dominate many of them.<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 4. <span style=
+"text-decoration: underline">The Social Order of THE CITIZENS
+COMMITTEE FOR CONCERNED CITIZENS</span>. This is mostly a
+grass-roots version of the more professional military, political,
+academic and sacred Orders.<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 5. <span style=
+"text-decoration: underline">The Sacred Order of THE DEFAMATION
+LEAGUE</span>. Not much is known about the D.L., but they are very
+ancient and quite possibly were founded by Greyface himself. It is
+known that they now have absolute domination over all organized
+churches in the world. It is also believed that they have been
+costuming cabbages and passing them off as human beings.</p>
+<p class="italic"><img src="images/ImmanentizeEschaton.gif" align=
+"left">A person belonging to one of more Order<br>
+is just as likely to carry a flag of the<br>
+counter-establishment as the flag of the<br>
+establishment--just as long as it is<br>
+a flag.<br></p>
+<div align="right"><img src="images/Military.gif"></div>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg47" id=
+"pg47">
+<p class="italic"><span style="text-decoration: underline">THE
+FOLLOWING IS QUOTED FROM BERGAN EVANS<br>
+ON NORBERT WEINER, NUCLEAR PHYSICIST</span></p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The second concept Wiener has to
+establish is that of entropy. Probability is a mathematical
+concept, coming from statistics. Entropy comes from physics. It is
+the assertion-- established logically and experimentally-- that the
+universe, by its nature, is "running down", moving toward a state
+of inert uniformity devoid of form, matter, hierarchy or
+differentiation.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; That is, in any given situation,
+less organization, more chaos, is overwhelmingly more probable than
+tighter organization or more order.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The tendency for entropy to increase
+in isolated systems is expressed in the second law of
+thermodynamics-- perhaps the most pessimistic and amoral
+formulation in all human thought.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; It applies however, to a closed
+system, to something that is an isolated whole, not just a part.
+Within such systems there may be parts, which draw their energy
+from the whole, that are moving at least temporarily, in the
+opposite direction; in them order is increasing and chaos is
+diminishing.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The whirlpools that swirl in a
+direction opposed to the main current are called "enclaves". And
+one of them is life, especially human life, which in a universe
+moving inexorably towards chaos moves towards increased order.</p>
+<img src="images/PlanetaryPi.gif"></a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 48</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
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+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="56.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="54.html">Previous Page</a><br>
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+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg48" id=
+"pg48"><img src="images/Grasshopper.gif">
+<p align="center">= ZARATHUD'S ENLIGHTENMENT =</p>
+<p>Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took
+great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his
+followers.</p>
+<p>One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and
+there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly
+grazing.</p>
+<p>"Tell me, you dumb beast." demanded the Priest in his commanding
+voice, "why don't you do something worthwhile. What is your Purpose
+in Life, anyway?"</p>
+<p>Munching the tasty grass, The Sacred Chao replied "MU".*</p>
+<p>Upon hearing this, absolutely nobody was enlightened. Primarily
+because nobody could understand Chinese.</p>
+<p class="italic">* "MU" is the Chinese ideogram for NO-THING</p>
+<div align="center"><img src="images/ContentedCow.gif"></div>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<html>
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+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 49</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
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+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><a name="pg49" id="pg49"></a>
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p align="center" class="subheader"><img src=
+"images/PsychicWisdom.gif" align="left"><img src="images/Must.gif"
+align="right"><span style=
+"text-decoration: underline; position: relative; left: 20">THE
+SACRED CHAO</span></p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>THE SACRED CHAO is the key to illumination. Devised by the
+Apostle Hung Mung in ancient China, it was modified and popularized
+by the Taoists and is sometimes called the YIN-YANG. The Sacred
+Chao is not the Yin-Yang of the Taoists. It is the HODGE-PODGE of
+the Erisians. And, instead of a Podge spot on the Hodge side, it
+has a PENTAGON which symbolizes the ANERISTIC PRINCIPLE, and
+instead of a Hodge spot on the Podge side, it depicts the GOLDEN
+APPLE OF DISCORDIA to symbolize the ERISTIC PRINCIPLE.</p>
+<p>The Sacred Chao symbolizes absolutely everything anyone need
+ever know about absolutely anything, and more! It even symbolizes
+everything not worth knowing, depicted by the empty space
+surrounding the Hodge-Podge.</p>
+<p>HERE FOLLOWS SOME PSYCHO-METAPHYSICS.<br>
+If you are not hot for philosophy, best just to skip it.</p>
+<p class="italic">The Aneristic Principle is that of APPARENT
+ORDER; the Eristic Principle is that of APPARENT DISORDER. Both
+order and disorder are man made concepts and are artificial
+divisions of PURE CHAOS, which is a level deeper that is the level
+of distinction making.</p>
+<p class="italic">With our concept making apparatus called "mind"
+we look at reality through the ideas-about-reality which our
+cultures give us. The ideas-about- reality are mistakenly labeled
+"reality" and unenlightened people are forever perplexed by the
+fact that other people, especially other cultures, see "reality"
+differently. It is only the ideas-about-reality which differ. Real
+(capital-T True) reality is a level deeper that is the level of
+concept.</p>
+<p class="italic">We look at the world through windows on which
+have been drawn grids (concepts). Different philosophies use
+different grids.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 50</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="58.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="56.html">Previous Page</a><br>
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+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="25" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="450" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p align="left">-2-<span style=
+"position: relative; left: 130px"><img src=
+"images/Chaoterpillar.gif"></span><br>
+<span style="font-style: italic">A culture is a group of people
+with rather similar grids. Through a window we view chaos, and
+relate it to the points on our grid, and thereby understand it. The
+ORDER is in the GRID. That is the Aneristic Principle.</span></p>
+<p class="italic">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Western philosophy is
+traditionally concerned with contrasting one grid with another
+grid, and amending grids in hopes of finding a perfect one that
+will account for all reality and will, hence, (say unenlightened
+westerners) be True. This is illusory; it is what we Erisians call
+the ANERISTIC ILLUSION. Some grids can be more useful than others,
+some more beautiful than others, some more pleasant than others,
+etc., but none can be more True than any other.</p>
+<p class="italic">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; DISORDER is simply
+unrelated information viewed through some particular grid. But,
+like "relation", no-relation is a concept. Male, like female, is an
+idea about sex. To say that male-ness is "absence of female-ness",
+or vice versa, is a matter of definition and metaphysically
+arbitrary. The artificial concept of no-relation is the ERISTIC
+PRINCIPLE.</p>
+<p class="italic">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The belief that
+"order is true" and disorder is false or somehow wrong, is the
+Aneristic Illusion. To say the same of disorder, is the ERISTIC
+ILLUSION.</p>
+<p class="italic">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The point is that
+(little-t) truth is a matter of definition relative to the grid one
+is using at the moment, and that (capital-T) Truth, metaphysical
+reality, is irrelevant to grids entirely. Pick a grid, and through
+it some chaos appears ordered and some appears disordered. Pick
+another grid, and the same chaos will appear differently ordered
+and disordered.</p>
+<p class="italic">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Reality is the
+original Rorschach.</p>
+<p>Verily! So much for all that.</p>
+<div align="center"><img src="images/50Point.gif"></div>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<html>
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+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 51</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
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+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p>-3-</p>
+<p>The PODGE of the Sacred Chao is symbolized as The Golden Apple
+of Discordia, which represents the Eristic Principle of Disorder.
+The writing on it, "KALLISTI" is Greek for "TO THE PRETTIEST ONE"
+and refers to an old myth about The Goddess. But the Greeks had
+only a limited understanding of Disorder, and thought it to be a
+negative principle.</p>
+<p><img src="images/5Pentagon.gif" align="left">The Pentagon
+represents the Aneristic Principle of Order and symbolizes the
+HODGE. The Pentagon has several references; for one, it can be
+taken to represent geometry, one of the earliest studies of formal
+order to reach elaborate development;* for another, it specifically
+accords with THE LAW OF FIVES.</p>
+<p class="italic" align="right">THE TRUTH IS FIVE BUT MEN HAVE ONLY
+ONE NAME FOR IT.<br>
+-Patamunzo Lingananda</p>
+<p>It is also the shape of the United States Military Headquarters,
+the Pentagon Building, a most pregnant manifestation of
+straightjacket order resting on a firm foundation of chaos and
+constantly erupting into dazzling disorder; and this building is
+one of our more cherished Erisian Shrines. Also it so happens that
+in times of medieval magic, the pentagon was the generic symbol for
+werewolves, but this reference is not particularly intended and it
+should be noted that the Erisian Movement does not discriminate
+against werewolves-- our membership roster is open to persons of
+all races, national origins and hobbies.</p>
+<p class="italic">_______________________<br>
+* The Greek geometrician PYTHAGORAS, however, was not a typical
+aneristic personality. He was what we call an EXPLODED ANERISTIC
+and an AVATAR. We call him Archangle Pythagoras.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 52</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
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+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+</div>
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+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="20" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="460" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg52" id=
+"pg52"><img src="images/HodgePodge.gif">
+<p class="subheader">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 28 DAY RECORDING</p>
+<p class="eensy">5. Hung Mung slapped his buttocks, hopped
+about,<br>
+and shook his head, saying "I do not know! I<br>
+do not know!"<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; HBT; The Book of Gooks, Chap. 1</p>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page -1</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p>Some excerpts from an Interview with <span style=
+"text-decoration: underline">Malaclypse the Younger</span> by
+<span style="font-style: italic; letter-spacing: 1px">THE GREATER
+METROPOLITAN YORBA LINDA
+HERALD-NEWS-SUN-TRIBUNE-JOURNAL-DISPATCH-POST AND SAN FRANCISCO
+DISCORDIAN SOCIETY CABAL BULLETIN AND INTERGALACTIC REPORT & POPE
+POOP</span><br></p>
+<center>=================================</center>
+<p>GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what?<br>
+MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take
+seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant.</p>
+<p>GP: Maybe you are just crazy.<br>
+M2: Indeed! But do not reject these teaching as false because I am
+crazy. The reason that I am crazy is because they are true.</p>
+<p>GP: Is Eris true?<br>
+M2: Everything is true.<br>
+GP: Even false things?<br>
+M2: Even false things are true.<br>
+GP: How can that be?<br>
+M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.</p>
+<p>GP: Why do you deal with so many negatives?<br>
+M2: To dissolve them.<br>
+GP: Will you develop that point?<br>
+M2: No.</p>
+<p>GP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE?<br>
+M2: There is a Zen Story about a student who asked a Master to
+explain the meaning of Buddhism. The Master's reply was "Three
+pounds of flax."<br>
+GP: Is that the answer to my question?<br>
+M2: No, of course not. That is just illustrative. The answer to
+your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX!</p>
+<br>
+<div align="center"><img src="images/Annihilation.gif" align=
+"center"></div>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
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+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><a name="pg53" id=
+"pg53">
+<p align="center"><span style=
+"text-decoration: underline">BRUNSWICK SHRINE</span></p>
+<p>In the Los Angeles suburb of Whittier there lives a bowling
+alley, and within this very place, in the Year of Our Lady of
+Discord 3125 (1959*), Eris revealed Herself to The Golden Apple
+Corps for the first time.</p>
+<p>In honor of this Incredible Event, this Holy Place is revered as
+a Shrine by all Erisians. Once every five years, the Golden Apple
+Corps plans a Pilgrimage to Brunswick Shrine as an act of Devotion,
+and therein to partake of No Hot Dog Buns, and ruminate a bit about
+It All.</p>
+<p>It is written that when The Corps returns to The Shrine for the
+fifth time five times over, than shall the world come to an
+end:</p>
+<p align="center"><span style=
+"font-family: courier, monospace; font-size: 10px">IMPENDING
+DOOM<br>
+HAS ARRIVED</span></p>
+<blockquote>
+<p class="italic" align="justify">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; And Five
+Days Prior to This Occasion The Apostle The Elder Malaclypse Shall
+Walk the Streets of Whittier Bearing a Sign for All Literates to
+Read thereof: "DOOM", as a Warning of Forthcoming Doom to All Men
+Impending. And She Shall Signal This Event by Seeking the Poor and
+Distributing to Them Precious MAO BUTTONS and Whittier Shall be
+Known as The Region of Thud for These Five Days.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>As a public service to all mankind and civilization in general,
+and to us in particular, the Golden Apple Corps has concluded that
+planning such a Pilgrimage is sufficient and that it is prudent to
+never <img src="images/QuietNight.gif" align="right">get around to
+actually going.</p>
+<p class="italic">____________________<br>
+* Or maybe it was 1958, I forget.</p>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 54</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="62.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="60.html">Previous Page</a><br>
+<a href="9.html">Table of Contents</a><br>
+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><a name="pg54" id="pg54"></a>
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="20" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="460" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<table width="450" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<p>__________________<br>
+<span style="text-decoration: underline">STARBUCK'S
+PEBBLES</span></p>
+</td>
+<td width="120" valign="bottom"><img src=
+"images/StarbucksPebbles.gif"></td>
+<td width="90" valign="top">
+<p class="header" align="center">Which<br>
+Is<br>
+Real?</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td width="450" colspan="3">
+<p>Do these 5 pebbles REALLY form a pentagon?<br>
+Those biased by the Aneristic Illusion would say yes. Those biased
+by the Eristic Illusion would say no. Criss-cross them and it is a
+star.</p>
+<p>An Illuminated Mind can see all of these, yet he does not insist
+that any one is really true, or that none at all is true. Stars,
+and pentagons, and disorder are all his creations and he may do
+with them as he wishes. Indeed, even so the concept of number
+5.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td width="165">
+<p class="subheader" align="center">Can you chart<br>
+the COURSE<br>
+to<br>
+Captain<br>
+Valentine's<br>
+SWEETHEART?</p>
+</td>
+<td width="255" colspan="2">
+<p>The real reality is there, but everything you KNOW about "it" is
+in your mind and yours to do with as you like. Conceptualization is
+art, and YOU ARE THE ARTIST.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td width="450" colspan="3">
+<p align="center">Conviction causes convicts.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td width="450" valign="bottom" colspan="3">
+<table width="450" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="206"><img src="images/Hemlock.gif"></td>
+<td valign="bottom">
+<p class="eensy" valign="bottom">When I was 8 or 9 years old, I
+acquired a split beaver magazine. You can imagine my disappointment
+when,upon examination of the photos with a microscope, I found that
+all I could see was dots.</p>
+</td>
+<td width="94" valign="bottom"><img src=
+"images/MicroscopeGuy.gif"></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td width="450" colspan="3">
+<p>7. Never write in pencil unless you are on a train or sick in
+bed.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 55</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="63.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="61.html">Previous Page</a><br>
+<a href="9.html">Table of Contents</a><br>
+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><a name="pg55" id="pg55"></a>
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="20" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="460" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<div align="center"><img src="images/ErisContemplates.gif"></div>
+<table width="360" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"
+align="center">
+<tr>
+<td>
+<p class="eensy">Kinfellow Ram,</p>
+<p class="eensy">Your acute observation that ERIS spelled backwards
+is SIRE, and your inference to the effect that there is sexual
+symbolism here, have brought me to some observations of my own.</p>
+<p class="eensy">ERIS spelled fore-part-aft-wards is RISE. And
+spelled inside out is REIS, which is a unit of money, albeit
+Portugese-Brazilian and no longer in use. &gt;From this it may be
+concluded that Eris has usurped Eros (god of erotic love) in the
+eyes of those who read backwards; which obviously made Eros sorE.
+Then She apparently embezzeled the Olympian Treasury and went to
+Brazil; whereupon She opened a chain of whorehouses (which
+certainly would get a rise from the male population). I figure it
+to be this in particular because MADAM reads the same forwards and
+backwards. And further, it is a term of great respect, similar to
+SIRE.</p>
+<p class="eensy">And so thank you for your insight, it may well be
+the clue to the mystery of just where Eris has been fucking around
+for 3125 years.</p>
+<p class="eensy"><span style="position: relative; left: 175px">FIVE
+TONS OF FLAX!</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<div align="center"><img src="images/LetterFoot.gif"></div>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 56</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="64.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="62.html">Previous Page</a><br>
+<a href="9.html">Table of Contents</a><br>
+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><a name="pg56" id="pg56"></a>
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p><span style="text-decoration: underline">DOGMA III - HISTORY #2,
+"COSMOGONY"</span></p>
+<p class="italic">which is not the same as DOGMA I - METAPHYSICS
+#2, "COSMOLOGY" (Book of Uterus)</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; In the beginning there was
+VOID, who had two daughters; one (the smaller) was that of BEING,
+named ERIS, and one (the larger) was of NON-BEING, named ANERIS.
+(<span style="font-style: italic">To this day, the fundamental
+truth that Aneris is the larger is apparent to all who compare the
+great number of things that do not exist with the comparatively
+small number of things that do exist.</span>)</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Eris had been born pregnant,
+and after 55 years (<span style="font-style: italic">Goddesses have
+an unusually long gestation period-- longer even than
+elephants</span>), Her pregnancy bore the fruits of many things.
+These things were composed of the Five Basic Elements, SWEET, BOOM,
+PUNGENT, PRICKLE, and ORANGE. Aneris, however, had been created
+sterile. When she saw Eris enjoying Herself so greatly with all of
+the existent things She had borne, Aneris became jealous and
+finally one day she stole some existent things and changed them
+into non- existent things and claimed them as her own children.
+This deeply hurt Eris, who felt that Her sister was unjust (being
+so much larger anyway) to deny Her her small joy. And so She made
+herself swell again to bear more things. And She swore that no
+matter how many of her begotten that Aneris would steal, She would
+beget more. And, in return, Aneris swore that no matter how many
+existent things Eris brought forth, she would eventually find them
+and turn them into non-existent things for her own. (<span style=
+"font-style: italic">And to this day, things appear and disappear
+in this very manner.</span>)<img src="images/PointyFinger.gif"
+align="right"></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 57</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="65.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="63.html">Previous Page</a><br>
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+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; At first, the things brought
+forth by Eris were in a state of chaos and went in every which way,
+but by the by She began playing with them and ordered some of them
+just to see what would happen. Some pretty things arose from this
+play and for the next five zillion years She amused Herself by
+creating order. And so She grouped some things with others and some
+groups with others, and big groups with little groups, and all
+combinations until She had many grand schemes which delighted
+Her.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Engrossed in establishing
+order, She finally one day noticed disorder (previously not
+apparent because everything was chaos). There were many ways in
+which chaos was ordered and many ways in which it was not.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; "Hah," She thought, "Here
+shall be a new game."</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; And She taught order and
+disorder to play with each other in contest games, and to take
+turns amusing each other. She named the side of disorder after
+Herself, "ERISTIC" because Being is anarchic. And then, in a mood
+of sympathy for Her lonely sister, She named the other side
+"ANERISTIC" which flattered Aneris and smoothed the friction a
+little that was between them.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Now all of this time, Void
+was somewhat disturbed. It felt unsatisfied for it had created only
+physical existence and physical non- existence, and had neglected
+the spiritual. As he contemplated this, a great Quiet was caused
+and he went into a state of Deep Sleep which lasted for 5 eras. At
+the end of this ordeal, he begat a brother to Eris and Aneris, that
+of SPIRITUALITY, who had no name at all.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 58</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="66.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="64.html">Previous Page</a><br>
+<a href="9.html">Table of Contents</a><br>
+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; When the sisters heard this,
+they both confronted Void and pleaded that it not forget them, his
+First Born. And so Void decreed thus:</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; That this brother, having no
+form, was to reside with Aneris in Non-Being and then to leave her
+and, so that he might play with order and disorder, reside with
+Eris in Being. But Eris became filled with sorrow when She heard
+this and then began to weep.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; "Why are you despondent?"
+demanded Void, "Your new brother will have his share with you."
+"But Void, Aneris and I have been arguing, and she will take him
+from me when she discovers him, and cause him to return to Non-
+Being." "I see,"replied Void, "Then I decree the following:</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; "When your brother leaves the
+residence of Being, he shall not reside again in Non-Being, but
+shall return to Me, Void, from whence he came. You girls may bicker
+as you wish, but My son is your Brother and We are all of
+Myself."</p>
+<p class="italic">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; And so it is
+that we, as men, do not exist until we do; and then it is that we
+play with our world of existent things, and order and disorder
+them, and so it shall be that non-existence shall take us back from
+existence and that nameless spirituality shall return to Void, like
+a tired child home from a very wild circus.</p>
+<div align="center"><img src="images/EverythingIsTrue.gif"></div>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
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+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><a name="pg59" id="pg59"></a>
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<div align="center"><img src="images/Syadasti.gif"></div>
+<p align="center">A POEE MYSTEREE RITE - THE SRI SYADASTIAN
+CHANT<br>
+Written, in some sense, by Mal-2</p>
+<p class="italic">Unlike a song, chants are not sung but chanted.
+This particular one is much enhanced by the use of a Leader to
+chant the Sanskrit alone, with all participants chanting the
+English. It also behooves one to be in a quiet frame of mind and to
+be sitting in a still position, perhaps The Buttercup Position. It
+also helps if one is absolutely zonked out of his gourd.</p>
+<p>RUB-A-DUB-DUB<br>
+O! Hail Eris. Blessed St. Hung Mung.<br>
+SYA-DASTI<br>
+O! Hail Eris. Blessed St. Mo-jo.<br>
+SYA-DAVAK-TAVYA<br>
+O! Hail Eris. Blessed St. Zara-thud.<br>
+SYA-DASTI SYA-NASTI<br>
+O! Hail Eris. Blessed St. Elder Mal.<br>
+SYA-DASTI KAVAK-TAV-YASKA<br>
+O! Hail Eris. Blessed St. Gu-lik.<br>
+SYA-DASTI, SYA-NASTI, SYA-DAVAK-TAV-YASKA<br>
+O! Hail Eris. All Hail Dis-cord-ia.<br>
+RUB-A-DUB-DUB</p>
+<p class="italic">It is then repeated indefinitely, or for the
+first two thousand miles, which ever comes first.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><a name="pg60" id="pg60"></a>
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p><span style="text-decoration: underline">The Classification of
+Saints</span></p>
+<p class="smaller">1. SAINT SECOND CLASS</p>
+<p class="smaller">To be reserved for all human beings deserving of
+Sainthood. Example: St. Norton the First, Emperor of the United
+States and Protector of Mexico (his grave near San Francisco is an
+official POEE shrine.)</p>
+<p class="italic">THE FOLLOWING FOUR CATAGORIES ARE RESERVED FOR
+FICTIONAL BEINGS WHO, NOT BEING ACTUAL, ARE MORE CAPABLE OF
+PERFECTION.</p>
+<p class="smaller">2. LANCE SAINT</p>
+<p class="smaller">Good Saint material and definitely inspiring.
+Example: St. Yossarian (<span style=
+"text-decoration: underline">Catch 22</span>, Heller)</p>
+<p class="smaller">3. LIEUTENANT SAINT</p>
+<p class="smaller">Excellent Goddess-Saturated Saint. Example: St.
+Quixote (<span style="text-decoration: underline">Don
+Quixote</span>, Cervantes)</p>
+<p class="smaller">4. BRIGADIER SAINT</p>
+<p class="smaller">Comparable to Lt/Saint but has an established
+following (fictional or factual). Example: St. Bokonon
+(<span style="text-decoration: underline">Cat's Cradle</span>,
+Vonnegut)</p>
+<p class="smaller">FIVE STAR SAINT</p>
+<p class="smaller">5. The Five Apostles of Eris.</p>
+<p class="italic">Note: It is an Old Erisian Tradition to never
+agree with each other about Saints.</p>
+<img src="images/MickeyMouse.gif"></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><a name="pg61" id="pg61"></a>
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p><span style=
+"font-family: times, serif; font-style: italic; font-size: 30px; font-weight: bold">
+Tests By Doctors Prove<br>
+It Possible To Shrink</span></p>
+<p align="center">= ON OCCULTISM =</p>
+<p>Magicians, especially since the Gnostic and the Quabala
+influences, have sought higher consciousness through assimilation
+and control of universal opposites-- good/evil, positive/negative,
+male/female, etc. But due to the steadfast pomposity of ritualism
+inherited from the ancient methods of the shaman, occultists have
+been blinded to what is perhaps the two most important pairs of
+apparent or earth-plane opposites: ORDER/DISORDER and
+SERIOUS/HUMOROUS.</p>
+<p>Magicians, and progeny the scientists, have always taken
+themselves and their subject in an orderly and sober manner,
+thereby disregarding an essential metaphysical balance. When
+magicians learn to approach philosophy as a malleable art instead
+of an immutable Truth, and learn to appreciate the absurdity of
+man's endeavours, then they will be able to pursue their art with a
+lighter heart, and perhaps gain a clearer understanding of it, and
+therefore gain more effective magic. CHAOS IS ENERGY.</p>
+<p><img src="images/Wizard.gif" align="right">This is an essential
+challenge to the basic concepts of all western occult thought, and
+POEE is humbly pleased to offer the first breakthrough in occultism
+since Solomon.</p>
+<img src="images/Demonology.gif"></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
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+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><a name="pg62" id="pg62"></a>
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<table width="430" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="420" colspan="2">
+<p><span style="text-decoration: underline">POEE ASTROLOGICAL
+SYSTEM</span></p>
+<p>1. On your next birthday, return to the place of your birth and,
+at precisely midnight, noting your birth time and date of
+observation, count all visible stars.</p>
+<p>2. When you have done this, write to me and I'll tell you what
+to do next.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<p align="justify" class="eensy">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The theorem
+to be proved is that if any even number of people take seats at
+random around a circular table bearing place cards with their
+names, it is always possible to rotate the table until at least two
+people are opposite their cards. Assume the contrary. Let N be the
+even number of persons, and let their names be replaced by the
+integers 0 to N-1 "in such a way that the place cards are numbered
+in sequence around the table. If a delegate D originally sits down
+to a place card P, then the table must be rotated R steps before he
+is correctly seated, where R=P-D, unless this is negative, in which
+case R=P-D+N. The collection of values of D (and of P) for all
+delegates is clearly the integers 0 to N-1,each taken once, but so
+also is the collection of values of R, or else two delegates would
+be correctly seated at the same time. Summing the above equations,
+one for each delegate, gives S-S+NK, where K is an integer and
+S=N(N-1)/2, the sum of the integers from 0 to N-1. It follows that
+N=2K+1, an odd number." This contradicts the original
+assumption.<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; "I actually solved this problem some years
+ago," Rybicki writes, "for a different but completely equivalent
+problem, a generalization of the nonattacking 'eight queens'
+problem for a cylindrical chessboard where diagonal attack is
+restricted to diagonals slanting in one direction only."</p>
+</td>
+<td width="200" valign="top"><img src=
+"images/MagicSnowflake.gif"></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
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+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p>FOURTH EDITION <span style=
+"position: relative; left: 180px; font-style: italic">ODD#
+II/2,xii;68Chs3136</span></p>
+<p align="center" class="subheader">PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA<br>
+or<br>
+HOW I FOUND GODDESS & WHAT SHE DID TO ME<br>
+WHEN I FOUND HER</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p align="center" class="italic">being a Beginning Introduction
+to<br>
+The Erisian Mysterees</p>
+<p align="center">WHICH IS MOST INTERESTING</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p align="center">-&gt;&lt;-</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p align="center" class="subheader">as Divinely Revealed to<br>
+My High Reverence MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, KSC<br>
+Omnibenevolent Polyfounder of Virginity in Gold<br>
+and HIGH PRIEST of<br>
+THE PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC (POEE)</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p align="center" class="italic">HAIL ERIS! -&gt;&lt;- <span style=
+"font-family: symbol, helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-size: 14px">
+Kallicti</span> -&gt;&lt;- ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!</p>
+<p align="center" class="subheader">Dedicated to The Prettiest
+One</p>
+<div align="center"><img src="images/Snap.gif" align=
+"center"></div>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
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+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><a name="pg63" id="pg63"></a>
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p align="center"><span style="text-decoration: overline">THE CURSE
+OF GREYFACE AND THE</span><br>
+<span style="text-decoration: underline">&nbsp; INTRODUCTION&nbsp;
+OF NEGATIVISM &nbsp;</span></p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; To choose order over disorder, or disorder
+over order, is to accept a trip composed of both the creative and
+the destructive. But to choose the creative over the destructive is
+an all-creative trip composed of both order and disorder. To
+accomplish this, one need only accept creative disorder along with,
+and equal to, creative order, and also willing to reject
+destructive order as an undesirable equal to destructive
+disorder.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The Curse of Greyface included the division
+of life into order/disorder as the essential positive/negative
+polarity, instead of building a game foundation with
+creative/destructive as the essential positive/negative. He has
+thereby caused humanity to endure the destructive aspects of order
+and has prevented humanity from effectively participating in the
+creative uses of disorder. Civilization reflects this unfortunate
+division.</p>
+<div align="center"><img src=
+"images/OrderDisorderSquare.gif"></div>
+<p align="justify"><img src="images/Heiroglyphs.gif" align="right">
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; POEE proclaims that the other division is
+preferable, and we work toward the proposition that creative
+disorder, like creative order, is possible and desirable; and that
+destructive order, like destructive disorder, is unnecessary and
+undesirable.</p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Seek the Sacred Chao - therein you will
+find the foolishness of all ORDER/DISORDER. They are the same!</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><a name="pg64" id="pg64"></a>
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p><span style="text-decoration: underline">ERISIAN MAGIC RITUAL -
+THE TURKEY CURSE</span></p>
+<p>Revealed by the Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo as a specific counter
+to the evil Curse of Greyface, THE TURKEY CURSE is here passed on
+to Erisians everywhere for their just protection.</p>
+<p class="italic">The Turkey Curse works. It is firmly grounded on
+the fact that Greyface and his followers absolutely require an
+aneristic setting to function and that a timely introduction of
+eristic vibrations will neutralize their foundation. The Turkey
+Curse is designed solely to counteract negative aneristic vibes and
+if introduced into a neutral or positive aneristic setting (like a
+poet working out word rhythms) it will prove harmless, or at worst,
+simply annoying. It is not designed for use against negative
+eristic vibes, although it can be used as an eristic vehicle to
+introduce positive vibes into a misguided eristic setting. In this
+instance, it would be the responsibility of the Erisian Magician to
+manufacture the positive vibrations if results are to be achieved.
+CAUTION- all magic is powerful and requires courage and integrity
+on the part of the magician. This ritual, if misused, can backfire.
+Positive motivation is essential for self-protection.</p>
+<p>TO PERFORM THE TURKEY CURSE:</p>
+<p>Take a foot stance as if you were John L. Sullivan preparing for
+fisticuffs. Face the particular greyfaced you wish to
+short-circuit, or towards the direction of the negative aneristic
+vibration that you wish to neutralize. Begin waving your arms in
+any elaborate manner and make motions with your hands as though you
+were Mandrake feeling up a sexy giantess. Chant, loudly and
+clearly:<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;
+&nbsp; GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE!</p>
+<p>The results will be instantly apparent.</p>
+<div align="cneter"><img src="images/Squiggly.gif"></div>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<meta name="generator" content=
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+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 65</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="73.html">Next Page</a><br>
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+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><a name="pg65" id="pg65"></a>
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p>A PRIMER FOR ERISIAN EVANGELISTS <span style=
+"font-style: italic">by Lord Omar</span></p>
+<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The SOCRATIC APPROACH is most
+successful when confronting the ignorant. The "socratic approach"
+is what you call starting an argument by asking questions. You
+approach the innocent and simply ask "Did you know that God's name
+is ERIS, and that He is a girl?" If they should answer "Yes." then
+they probably are a fellow Erisian and so you can forget it. If
+they says "No." then quickly proceed to:<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; THE BLIND ASSERTION and say "Well, He
+Is a girl, and His name is ERIS!" Shrewedly observe if the subject
+is convinced. If they are, swear them into the Legion of Dynamic
+Discord before they change their mind. If they do not appear
+convinced, then proceed to:<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; THE FAITH BIT: "But you must have
+Faith! All is lost without Faith! I sure feel sorry for you if you
+don't have Faith." And then add:<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; THE ARGUMENT BY FEAR and in an ominous
+voice ask "Do you know what happens to those who deny Goddess?" If
+they hesitate, don't tell them that they will surely be
+reincarnated as a precious Mao Button and distributed to the poor
+in the Region of Thud (which would be a mean thing to say), just
+shake your head sadly and, while wiping a tear from your eye, go
+to:<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; THE FIRST CLAUSE PLOY wherein you point
+to all of the discord and confusion in the world and exclaim "Well
+who the hell do you think did all of this, wise guy?" If they say,
+"Nobody, just impersonal forces." then quickly respond with:<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; THE ARGUMENT BY SEMANTICAL GYMNASTICS
+and say that they are absolutely right, and that those impersonal
+forces are female and that Her name is ERIS. If they, wonder of
+wonders, still remains obstinate, then finally resort to:<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; THE FIGURATIVE SYMBOLISM DODGE and
+confide that sophisticated people like themself recognize that Eris
+is a Figurative Symbol for an Ineffable Metaphysical Reality and
+that The Erisian Movement is really more like a poem than like a
+science and that they are liable to be turned into a Precious Mao
+Button and Distributed to The Poor in The Region of Thud if they do
+not get hip. Then put them on your mailing list.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 66</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
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+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><a name="pg66" id="pg66"></a>
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><img src=
+"images/Sink.gif">
+<p>A GAME<br>
+<span style="font-style: italic">by Ala Hera, E.L., N.S.; RAYVILLE
+APPLE PANTHERS</span></p>
+<p>SINK is played by <img src="images/DiscordiansUpsideDown.gif">
+and people of much ilk.</p>
+<p>PURPOSE: To sink object or an object or a thing... in water or
+mud or anything you; can sink something in.</p>
+<p>RULES: Sinking is allowd in any manner. To date, ten pound
+chunks of mud were used to sink a tobacco can. It is preferable to
+have a pit of water or a hole to drop things in. But rivers - bays
+- gulfs - I dare say even oceans can be used.</p>
+<p>TURNS are taken thusly: who somever gets the junk up and in the
+air first.</p>
+<p>DUTY: It shall be the duty of all persons playing "SINK" to help
+find more objects to sink, once; one object is sunk.</p>
+<p>UPON SINKING: The sinked shall yell "I sank it!" or something
+equally as thoughtful.</p>
+<p>NAMING OF OBJECTS is some times desirable. The object is named
+by the finder of such object and whoever sinks it can say for
+instance, "I sunk Columbus, Ohio!"</p>
+<div align="right"><img src="images/PeaceCorps.gif"></div>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 67</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
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+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
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+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><a name="pg67" id="pg67"></a>
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p class="italic">A Joint Effort of the Discordian Society<img src=
+"images/ExportLicense.gif" align="right"></p>
+<p class="subheader">Post Office Liberation Front</p>
+<p>THIS IS A CHAIN LETTER.</p>
+<p>WITHIN THE NEXT FIFTY-FIVE DAYS YOU WILL RECEIVE THIRTY-ELEVEN
+HUNDRED POUNDS OF CHAINS!<br>
+In the meantime - plant your seeds.</p>
+<p>If a lot of people who receive this letter plant a few seeds and
+a lot of people receive this letter, then a lot of seeds will get
+planted. Plant your seeds.</p>
+<p>In parks. On lots. Public flower beds. In remote places. At City
+Hall. Wherever. Whenever. Or start a plantation in your closet (but
+read up on it first for that). For casual planting, its best to
+soak them in water for a day and plant in a bunch of about 5, about
+half an inch deep. Don't worry much about the weather, they know
+when the weather is wrong and will try to wait for nature. Don't
+soak them if its wintertime. Seeds are a very hearty life form and
+strongly desire to grow and flourish. But some of them need
+people's help to get started. Plant your seeds.</p>
+<p>Make a few copies of this letter (5 would be nice) and send them
+to friends of yours. Try to mail to different cities and states,
+even different countries. If you would rather not, then please pass
+this copy on to someone and perhaps they would like to.</p>
+<p>THERE IS NO TRUTH to the legend that if you throw away a chain
+letter then all sorts of catastrophic, abominable, and outrageous
+disasters will happen. Except, of course, from your seed's point of
+view.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 68</title>
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+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
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+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><a name="pg68" id="pg68"></a>
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p align="right">Q. "How come a woodpecker doesn't bash its<br>
+brains out?" A. Nobody has ever explained that.</p>
+<img src="images/Avatars.gif">
+<p class="eensy"><span style="position: relative; left: 250">"And
+God said, behold, I have given<br>
+you every herb bearing seed, which is<br>
+upon the face of the earth... to you<br>
+it shall be for meat."<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Genesis 1:29</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
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+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><a name="pg69" id="pg69"></a>
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p><span style=
+"font-family: times, serif; font-weight: bold">Questions</span><br>
+<span style="font-family: times, serif">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;
+Have a friendly class talk. Permit each child to tell any part of
+the unit on "Courtesy in the Corridors and on the Stairs" that he
+enjoyed<img src="images/Executed.gif" align="right">. Name some
+causes of disturbance in your school.</span></p>
+<p>Chapter 1, THE EPISTLE TO THE PARANOIDS</p>
+<p class="italic">--Lord Omar</p>
+<p>1. Ye have locked yerselves up in cages of fear--and, behold, do
+ye now complain that ye lack FREEDOM!</p>
+<p>2. Ye have cast out yer kinfolk for devils and now complain ye,
+lamenting that ye've been left to fight alone.</p>
+<p>3. All Chaos was once yer kingdom; verily, held ye dominion over
+the entire Pentaverse, but today ye was sore afraid in dark
+corners, nooks, and sink holes.</p>
+<p>4. O how the darknesses do crowd up, one against the other, in
+ye hearts! What fear ye more that what ye have wroughten?</p>
+<p>5. Verily, verily I say unto you, not all the Sinister Ministers
+of the Bavarian Illuminati, working together in multitudes, could
+so entwine the land with tribulation as have yer baseless
+warnings.</p>
+<div align="center"><img src="images/PersistantRumor.gif"></div>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><a name="pg71" id="pg71"></a>
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="15" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="470" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<div align="center"><img src="images/CypherCode.gif"></div>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
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+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 72</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
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+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="80.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="78.html">Previous Page</a><br>
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+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><a name="pg72" id="pg72"></a>
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="20" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="460" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"><img src=
+"images/IlluminatiLetterhead.gif">
+<table width="400" align="center">
+<tr>
+<td>
+<p class="eensy">Dear Sister Mal-2,</p>
+<p class="eensy">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; In response to your request
+for unclassified agitprop to be inserted in the new edition of
+PRINCIPIA, hope the following will be of use. And please stop
+bothering us with your incessant letters!</p>
+<p class="eensy">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Episkopos Mordecai, Keeper of
+the Notary Sojac, informs me that you are welcome to reveal that
+our oldest extant records show us to have been fully established in
+Atlantis, circa 18,000 B.C., under Kull, the galley slave who
+ascended to the Throne of Valusia. Revived by Pelias of Koth, circa
+10,000 B.C. Possibly it was he who taught the inner-teachings to
+Conan of Cimmeria after Conan became King of Aquilonia. First
+brought to the western hemisphere by Conan and taught to Mayan
+priesthood (Conan is Quetzlcoatl). That was 4 Ahua, 8 Cumhu, Mayan
+date. Revived by Abdul Alhazred in his infamous Al Azif, circa 800
+A.D. (Al Azif translated into Latin by Olaus Wormius, 1132 A.D., as
+The Necronomicon.) In 1090 A.D. was the founding of The Ismaelian
+Sect (Hashishim) by Hassan i Sabbah, with secret teachings based on
+Alhazred, Pelias and Kull. Founding of the Illuminated Ones of
+Bavaria, by Adam Weishaupt, on May 1, 1776. He based it on the
+others. Weishaupt brought it to the United States during the period
+that he was impersonating George Washington; and it was he who was
+the Man in Black who gave the design for The Great Seal to
+Jefferson in the garden that night. The Illuminated tradition is
+now, of course, in the hands of The Ancient Illuminated Seers of
+Bavaria (A.I.S.B.), headquartered here in the United States.</p>
+<p class="eensy">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Our teachings are not, need I
+remind you, available for publication. No harm, though, in
+admitting that some of them can be found disguised in Joyce's
+Finnegan's Wake, Burroughs Nova Express, the King James translation
+of the Holy Bible (though not the Latin or Hebrew), and The Blue
+Book. Not to speak of Ben Franklin's private papers (!), but we are
+still suppressing those.</p>
+<p class="eensy">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Considering current
+developments--you know the ones I speak of--it has been decided to
+reveal a few more of our front organizations. Your publication is
+timely, so mention that in addition to the old fronts like the
+Masons, the Rothchild Banks, and the Federal Reserve System, we now
+have significant control of the Federal Bureau of Investigation
+(since Hoover died last year, but that is still secret), the
+Students for a Democratic Society, the Communist Party USA, the
+American Anarchist Assn., the Junior Chamber of Commerce, the Black
+Lotus Society, the Republican Party, the John Dillinger Die For You
+Society, and the Camp Fire Girls. It is still useful to continue
+the sham of the Birchers that we are seeking world domination; so
+do not reveal that political and economic control was generally
+complete several generations ago and that we are just playing with
+the world for a while until civilization advances sufficiently for
+phase five.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<img src="images/MorePointer.gif"></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 1</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="9.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="7.html">Previous Page</a><br>
+<a href="9.html">Table of Contents</a><br>
+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="500" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p align="center"><span style="font-size: 14px">- JOSHUA NORTON
+CABAL -</span><br>
+Surrealists, Harlequinists, Absurdists and Zonked ArtistsMelee</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p align="left"><span style=
+"position: relative; left: 100px; font-weight: bold">POEE<br>
+is one manifestation of<br>
+THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY<br>
+about which<br>
+you will learn more<br>
+and understand<br>
+less</span></p>
+<p align="left"><span style=
+"position: relative; left: 100px; font-weight: bold">We<br>
+are a tribe<br>
+of philosophers, theologians,<br>
+magicians, scientists,<br>
+artists, clowns,<br>
+and similar maniacs<br>
+who are intrigued<br>
+with<br>
+ERIS<br>
+GODDESS OF CONFUSION<br>
+and with<br>
+Her<br>
+Doings</span></p>
+<div align="right"><img src="images/Inspected.gif" align=
+"right"></div>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 73</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="81.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="79.html">Previous Page</a><br>
+<a href="9.html">Table of Contents</a><br>
+</div>
+</td><<<img src="images/next_page.gif" alt="" width=
+"200" height="40" border="0">img src="images/next_page.gif" alt="" width=
+"200" height="40" border="0">img src="images/next_page.gif" alt="" width=
+"200" height="40" border="0">
+<td valign="top">
+<<<<<img src="images/next_page.gif" alt="" width=
+"200" height="40" border="0">img src="images/next_page.gif" alt="" width=
+"200" height="40" border="0">img src="images/next_page.gif" alt="" width=
+"200" height="40" border="0">img src="images/next_page.gif" alt="" width=
+"200" height="40" border="0">table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="20" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="460" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<table width="400" align="center">
+<tr>
+<td>
+<p class="eensy">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; In fact you might still push
+Vennard's The Federal Reserve Hoax: "Since the Babylonian Captivity
+there has existed a determined, behind-the- scenes under-the-table,
+atheistic, satanic, anti-Christian force--worshipers of
+Mamon--whose undying purpose is world control through the control
+of Money. July 1, 1776 (correct that to May 1st, Vennard can't get
+anything right) the Serpent raised its head in the under-ground
+secret society known as the Illuminati, founded by Adam Weishaupt.
+There is considerable documentary evidence to prove all
+revolutions, wars, depressions, strikes and chaos stem from this
+source." Etc., etc., you know the stuff.</p>
+<p class="eensy">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The general location of our
+US HQ, incidentally, has been nearly exposed; and so we will be
+moving for the first time this century (what a drag!). If you want,
+you can reveal that it is located deep in the labyrinth of sewers
+beneath Dealy Plaza in Dallas, and is presided over by The Dealy
+Lama. Inclosed are some plans for several new potential locations.
+Please review and add any comments you feel pertinent, especially
+regarding the Eristic propensity of the Pentagon site.</p>
+<p class="eensy">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Oh, and we have some good
+news for you, Sister Mal! You know that Zambian cybernetics genius
+who joined us? Well, he has secretly co- ordinated the FBI
+computers with the Zurich System and our theoriticians are in
+ecstasy over the new information coming out. Look, if you people
+out there can keep from blowing yourselves up for only two more
+generations, then we will finally have it. After 20,000 years,
+Kull's dream will be realized! We can hardly believe it. But the
+outcome is certain, given the time. Our grandchildren, Mal! If
+civilization makes it through this crises, our grandchildren will
+live in a world of authentic freedom and authentic harmony and
+authentic satisfaction. I hope I'm alive to see it, Mal, success is
+in our grasp. Twenty thousand years....!</p>
+<p class="eensy">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Ah, I get spaced just
+thinking about it. Good luck on the Principia. Ewige Blumenkraft!
+HAIL ERIS.</p>
+<p class="eensy"><span style=
+"position: relative; left: 250px">Love,<img src=
+"images/Fingerprint.gif"><br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; MAD MALIK<img src=
+"images/Squirrel.gif"></span></p>
+<p class="eensy">PS: PRIVATE - Not for publication in The
+Principia. We are returning to the two Zwack Cyphers for classified
+communications. Herewith your copy. DO NOT DIVULGE THIS INFORMATION
+- SECURITY E-5.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<img src="images/Cypher.gif"></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<img src="images/MorePointer.gif"></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 74</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="82.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="80.html">Previous Page</a><br>
+<a href="9.html">Table of Contents</a><br>
+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><a name="pg74" id="pg74"></a>
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<table width="440" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="0" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" align="right">
+<p><span style=
+"font-family: times new roman, times, serif; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold">
+P <span style=
+"font-family: times new roman, times, serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold">
+A R T</span> &nbsp;F <span style=
+"font-family: times new roman, times, serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold">
+I V E</span></span></p>
+</td>
+<td width="150">
+<p><span style=
+"font-family: times new roman, times, serif; font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold">
+The<br>
+Golden<br>
+Secret</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<p>NONSENSE AS SALVATION</p>
+<p>The human race will begin solving it's problems on the day that
+it ceases taking itself so seriously.</p>
+<p>To that end, POEE proposes the countergame of NONSENSE AS
+SALVATION. Salvation from an ugly and barbarous existence that is
+the result of taking order so seriously and so seriously fearing
+contrary orders and disorder, that GAMES are taken as more
+important than LIFE; rather than taking LIFE AS THE ART OF PLAYING
+GAMES.</p>
+<p>To this end, we propose that people develop their innate love
+for disorder, and play with The Goddess Eris. And know that it is a
+joyful play, and that thereby CAN BE REVOKED THE CURSE OF
+GREYFACE.</p>
+<p>If you can master nonsense as well as you have already learned
+to master sense, then each will expose the other for what it is:
+absurdity. From that moment of illumination, one begins to be free
+regardless of one's surroundings. One becomes free to play order
+games and change them at will. One becomes free to play disorder
+games just for the hell of it. One becomes free to play neither or
+both. And as the master of one's own games, one plays without fear,
+and therefore without frustration, and therefore with good will in
+one's soul and love in one's being.</p>
+<p>And when humans become free then humankind will be free.<br>
+May you be free of The Curse of Greyface.<br>
+<img src="images/Tai.gif" align="right">May the Goddess put
+twinkles in your eyes.<br>
+May you have the knowledge of a sage,<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;and the wisdom of a child. Hail Eris.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 75</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="83.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="81.html">Previous Page</a><br>
+<a href="9.html">Table of Contents</a><br>
+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="30" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="440" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<p><span style="text-decoration: underline">THUS ENDS PRINCIPIA
+DISCORDIA</span></p>
+<p align="justify"><img src="images/JustAHaHa.gif" align=
+"left">This being the 4th Edition, March 1970, San Francisco; a
+revision of the 3rd Edition of 500 copies, whomped together in
+Tampa 1969; which revised the 2nd Edition of 100 copies from Los
+Angeles 1969; which was a revision of "PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA or HOW
+THE WEST WAS LOST" published in New Orleans in 1965 in five copies,
+which were mostly lost.</p>
+<div align="center"><img src="images/TyrantsFoe.gif"></div>
+<p align="center">(K) ALL RIGHTS REVERSED - Reprint what you
+like</p>
+<p align="center">Published by POEE Head Temple - San Francisco<br>
+<span style="font-style: italic">"ON THE FUTURE SITE OF
+BEAUTIFUL<br>
+SAN ANDREAS CANYON"</span></p>
+<table width="440" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="0" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="180" align="left" valign="top">
+<p class="eensy">OFFICE OF MY HIGH REVERENCE<br>
+MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER KSC<br>
+&nbsp; OPOVIG &nbsp; &nbsp; HIGH PRIEST POEE</p>
+</td>
+<td width="180" align="left" valign="top"><img src=
+"images/KallistiApple.gif" align="left"></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<p class="italic"><span style="text-decoration: underline">THE LAST
+WORD</span><br>
+The foregoing document was revealed to Mal-2 by the Goddess Herself
+through many consultations with Her within her Pineal Gland. It is
+guaranteed to be the Word of Goddess. However, it is only fair to
+state that Goddess doesn't always say the same thing to each
+listener, and that other Episkoposes are sometimes told quite
+different things in their Revelations, which are also the Word of
+Goddess. Consequently, if you prefer a Discordian Sect other than
+POEE, then none of these Truths are binding, <img src=
+"images/AntiAristotelian.gif" align="right">and it is a rotten
+shame that you have read all the way down to the very last<br>
+word.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<html>
+<head>
+<meta name="generator" content=
+"HTML Tidy for HTML5 for Linux version 5.2.0">
+<title>Principia Discordia - Page 76</title>
+<meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3">
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+</head>
+<body>
+<table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10">
+<tr>
+<td width="200" valign="top">
+<div><img src="images/PDswirl.jpg" alt="" width="200" height=
+"200" border="0"><br>
+<a href="84.html">Next Page</a><br>
+<a href="82.html">Previous Page</a><br>
+<a href="9.html">Table of Contents</a><br>
+</div>
+</td>
+<td valign="top">
+<table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
+style="border: 1px #000000 solid;">
+<tr>
+<td width="520" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="15" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="470" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top">
+<table width="440" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="0" border="0">
+<tr>
+<td width="260" align="left" valign="top">
+<p class="eensy"><span style=
+"font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold">DISCORDIAN SOCIETY</span><br>
+DEDICATED TO AN ADVANCED<br>
+UNDERSTANDING OF THE PARAPHYSICAL<br>
+MANIFESTATIONS OF EVERYDAY CHAOS</p>
+</td>
+<td width="150" align="left" valign="top"><img src=
+"images/POEELetters.gif" align="right"></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<p align="center">DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A LOPSIDED PINEAL
+GLAND?</p>
+<table width="300" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="0" border="0"
+align="center">
+<tr>
+<td>
+<p align="justify">Well, probably you do have one, and it's
+unfortunate because lopsided Pineal Glands have perverted the Free
+Spirit of Man, and subverted Life into a frustrating, unhappy and
+hopeless mess.</p>
+<p align="justify">Fortunately, you have before you a handbook that
+will show you how to discover your salvation through<br>
+&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ERIS, THE GODDESS OF CONFUSION.<br>
+It will advise you how to balance your Pineal Gland and reach
+spiritual Illumination. And it will teach you how to turn your
+miserable mess into a beautiful, joyful, and splendid one.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<div align="right"><img src="images/PiscesToAquarius.gif"></div>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<table width="500" align="center" cellpadding="20" border="0"
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+<div align="center"><img src="images/Lamp.gif"></div>
+</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td width="250" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top" border="0">
+<p align="left" class="smaller">&nbsp; <a class="toc" href=
+"10.html">3 The Sacred Chao (Illustration)</a><br>
+&nbsp; <a href="11.html">4 Five Commandments (The
+Pentabarf)</a><br>
+&nbsp; <a href="12.html">5 Zen Story</a><br>
+&nbsp; <a href="13.html">6 Telegram to Jehova</a><br>
+&nbsp; <a href="14.html">7 Birth of the Erisian Movement</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="18.html">11 Battle Hymn of the
+Eristocracy</a><br>
+<a href="19.html">12 On Prayer</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="20.html">13 Heaven is down...</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="21.html">14 Norton's Money</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="22.html">15 Eris - Greek Genealogy</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="23.html">16 Law of Fives</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="24.html">17 Myth of the Apple of
+Discord</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="26.html">19 Erisian Hymn</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="27.html">20 POEE Chart</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="28.html">21 POEE Symbol</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="29.html">22 POEE</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="30.html">23 Application Form</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="31.html">24 POEE Priests</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="33.html">26 Erisian Affirmation</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="34.html">27 Legionnaire Certificate</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="34.html">27 St Gulik</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="35.html">28 How to Start a POEE Cabal Without
+Messing Around with the Polyfounder</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="36.html">29 Baptismal Rite</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="38.html">31 Mysteree Oath</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="39.html">32 The Discordian Society</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="40.html">33 The Golden Apple Corps</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="40.html">33 Numeral V Sign</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="41.html">34 Calendar</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="42.html">35 Holy Names</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="43.html">36 POPE Cards</a></p>
+</td>
+<td width="250" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top" border="0">
+<p align="left" class="smaller"><a class="toc" href="44.html">37
+Parable of The Bitter Tea</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="45.html">38 Sermon on Ethics & Love</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="46.html">39 Apostles of Eris</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="48.html">41 How Honest Book of Truth Was
+Revealed</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="49.html">42 Curse of Greyface</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="50.html">43 Mandala</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="51.html">44 Cosmology (Book of Uterus)</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="53.html">46 Orders of Discordia</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="54.html">47 Entropy (Norbert Weiner)</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="55.html">48 Zarathud's Enlightenment</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="56.html">49 the Sacred Chao (text)</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="59.html">52 Hodge/Podge Transformer</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="60.html">53 Brunswick Shrine</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="61.html">54 Starbuck's Pebbles</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="62.html">55 Eris during 3125 years (Brazil
+letter)</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="63.html">56 Cosmogeny (Void's
+Daughters)</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="66.html">59 Sydastian Chant</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="67.html">60 Classification of Saints</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="68.html">61 Occultism</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="69.html">62 Astrology</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="70.html">63 Greyface and Negativism</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="71.html">64 The Turkey Curse</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="72.html">65 Arguments for Evengelists</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="73.html">66 "Sink" (game)</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="74.html">67 Chain Letter (Joint
+Effort)</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="75.html">68 Avatar Classification</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="76.html">69 Epistle to The Paranoids</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="78.html">71 Super Secret Crypto Cypher
+Code</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="79.html">72 Illuminati (letter)</a><br>
+<a class="toc" href="81.html">74 Salvation</a></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</body>
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+<!doctype html>
+<link rel="stylesheet" href="bookstyle.css">
+
+<a href="1.html">
+<p>Beyond this page you will find</p>
+<h1>The Principia Discordia</h1>
+<p>Corrected by "That Which Deal Hunekers"</p>
+</a>
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+
+:root {
+    --fu-dark: #483737;
+    --fu-light: #e3dbdb;
+    --fu-mid: #6c5353;
+    background: var(--fu-light);
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+
+body {
+    font-family: 'Fira Sans', sans-serif;
+    margin: 0;
+    padding: 0;
+    color: var(--fu-dark);
+    background: var(--fu-light);
+}
+
+#main {
+    margin: 0;
+    padding: 18pt 48pt;
+}
+
+#title {
+    text-align: center;
+    font-size: 180%;
+    margin: 0;
+    padding: 12pt 48pt;
+    background: var(--fu-dark);
+    color: var(--fu-light);
+}
+
+
+#subtitle {
+    text-align: center;
+    font-family: 'Fira Sans Condensed', sans-serif;
+    font-size: 110%;
+    font-style: italic;
+    margin: 0;
+    padding: 6pt 6pt;
+    background: var(--fu-mid);
+    color: var(--fu-light);
+}
+
+h1 {
+    font-family: 'Fira Sans Condensed', sans-serif;
+    font-size: 150%;
+    margin-top: 12pt;
+    color: var(--fu-mid);
+}
+h2 {
+    font-family: 'Fira Sans Condensed', Fira, sans-serif;
+    font-size: 120%;
+    color: var(--fu-mid);
+}
+a {
+    color: var(--fu-dark);
+}
+
+
+table.menu {
+    padding: 0;
+    margin: 0;
+    width: 100%;
+    border-collapse: collapse;
+}
+table.menu tr {
+    vertical-align: top;
+}
+table.menu tr td {
+    padding: 3pt 0;
+}
+table.menu tr td:first-child {
+    font-weight: bold;
+    padding-right: 12pt;
+}
+table.menu tr td.fp {
+    word-break: break-all;
+}
+
+/* mobile and small screen specials */
+@media screen and (max-width: 768px) {
+    body {
+        margin: 0;
+        padding: 0;
+    }
+    
+    #header {
+        padding: 3pt 12pt 2pt 12pt;
+    }
+    
+    #main {
+        padding: 9pt 12pt;
+    }
+    
+    #title {
+        padding: 9pt 12pt;
+    }
+}
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+body {
+  display: flex;
+  justify-content: center;
+  align-items: center;
+}
+div.code {
+  width: 75%;
+  margin: auto;
+  border: 1px solid #999;
+  padding: 1em;
+  max-width: 100%;
+}
+ol {
+  list-style: none;
+  counter-reset: ol;
+  -webkit-padding-start: 0;
+}
+li:before {
+  content:"STEP " counter(ol) ".";
+  counter-increment: ol;
+  margin-right: 0.5em;
+}
+form {
+  width: 75%;
+  margin: 0 auto;
+}
+textarea { width: 100%; font-family: serif; }
+h1 {
+  display:inline-block;
+  border-bottom: 1px solid #000;
+  text-transform: uppercase;
+  margin:0 auto;
+  font-size: 1.25em;
+}
+\ No newline at end of file
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html lang="en" >
+
+<head>
+  <meta charset="UTF-8">
+  <title>Discordian Society Super Secret Cryptographic Cypher Code</title>
+
+
+
+      <link rel="stylesheet" href="css/style.css">
+
+
+</head>
+
+<body>
+
+  <div class="code">
+<p>THE ANCIENT ILLUMINATED SEERS OF BAVARIA - VIGILANCE LODGE</p>
+<p><a href="/PD/78.php">Mad Malik, Hauptscheissmeister; Resident for Norton Cabal</a></p>
+<h1>Discordian Society Super Secret Cryptographic Cypher Code</h1>
+<p>Of possible interest to all Discordians, this information is herewith released from the vaults of A.I.S.B., under the auspices of Episkopos Dr Mordecai Malignatius, KNS.</p>
+  <p>SAMPLE MESSAGE: ("HAIL ERIS")</p>
+  CONVERSION:
+  <table>
+    <tr>
+      <td>A</td><td>B</td><td>C</td><td>D</td><td>E</td><td>F</td><td>G</td><td>H</td><td>I</td><td>J</td><td>K</td><td>L</td><td>M</td><td>N</td><td>O</td><td>P</td><td>Q</td><td>R</td><td>S</td><td>T</td><td>U</td><td>V</td><td>W</td><td>X</td><td>Y</td><td>Z</td>
+    </tr>
+    <tr>
+      <td>1</td><td>2</td><td>3</td><td>4</td><td>5</td><td>6</td><td>7</td><td>8</td><td>9</td><td>10</td><td>11</td><td>12</td><td>13</td><td>14</td><td>15</td><td>16</td><td>17</td><td>18</td><td>19</td><td>20</td><td>21</td><td>22</td><td>23</td><td>24</td><td>25</td><td>26</td>
+    </tr>
+  </table>
+  <ol class="rules">
+  <li>
+Write out message (HAIL ERIS) and put all vowels at end (HLRSAIEI)
+  <li>
+Reverse order (IEIASRLH)
+  <li>
+Convert to numbers (9-5-9-1-19-18-12-8)
+  <li>
+Put into numerical order (1-5-8-9-9-12-18-19)
+  <li>
+Convert back to Letters (AEHILRS)
+  </ol>
+<form id="input" action="#">
+  <textarea id="text">HAIL ERIS</textarea>
+  <p>
+  <button type="submit">encode</button>
+  </p>
+</form>
+  <p>This cryptographic cypher code is GAURANTEED TO BE 100% UNBREAKABLE.</p>
+<h2>BEWARE! THE PARANOIDS ARE WATCHING YOU!</h2>
+</div>
+
+
+
+    <script  src="js/index.js"></script>
+
+
+
+
+</body>
+
+</html>
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+*
+/*
+!.gitignore
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+<script>
+switch ( Math.floor(Math.random() * 100) % 4) {
+       case 0:
+               window.location.replace('http://fuckup.solutions/index1.html');
+               break;
+       case 1:
+               window.location.replace('http://fuckup.solutions/index2.html');
+               break;
+       case 2:
+               window.location.replace('http://fuckup.solutions/index3.html');
+               break;
+       default:
+               window.location.replace('http://fuckup.solutions/index4.html');
+               break;
+}
+</script>
diff --git a/index.nginx-debian.html b/index.nginx-debian.html

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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+<head>
+<title>Welcome to nginx!</title>
+<style>
+    body {
+        width: 35em;
+        margin: 0 auto;
+        font-family: Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;
+    }
+</style>
+</head>
+<body>
+<h1>Welcome to nginx!</h1>
+<p>If you see this page, the nginx web server is successfully installed and
+working. Further configuration is required.</p>
+
+<p>For online documentation and support please refer to
+<a href="http://nginx.org/">nginx.org</a>.<br/>
+Commercial support is available at
+<a href="http://nginx.com/">nginx.com</a>.</p>
+
+<p><em>Thank you for using nginx.</em></p>
+</body>
+</html>
diff --git a/index1.html b/index1.html

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+++ b/index1.html
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+<html>
+<title> FUCKUP </title>
+<center><h1>FUCKUP</h1></center>
+<center><h4>Kac Kac Kucak!</h4></center>
+
+<center>
+IRC: fuckup.solutions/6667 <br>
+Mumble: mumble.fuckup.solutions
+feed: <a href="http://fuckup.solutions/feed/">http://fuckup.solutions/feed/</a>
+<br><a href="/PD/1.html">The Principia Discordia</a>
+</center>
+
+<br><br><br>
+<center><img src="gandalf.gif"></center>
+
+<!-- Yay manual html>
+</html>
diff --git a/index2.html b/index2.html

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+++ b/index2.html
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+<html>
+       <head>
+<title> FUCKUP </title>
+<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width; initial-scale=1.0; maximum-scale=1.0; minimum-scale=1.0; user-scalable=no; target-densityDpi=device-dpi" />
+<style>
+body {
+       color: #00FF00;
+       background: #111;
+       text-align: center;
+}
+</style>
+       </head>
+       <body>
+<pre>
+
+ _____ _   _  ____ _  ___   _ ____
+|  ___| | | |/ ___| |/ / | | |  _ \
+| |_  | | | | |   | ' /| | | | |_) |
+|  _| | |_| | |___| . \| |_| |  __/
+|_|    \___/ \____|_|\_\\___/|_|
+
+S   O   L   U   T   I   O   N   S
+
+
+Approved by the North American Socialist Collective
+
+
+IRC: fuckup.solutions/6667
+Mumble: mumble.fuckup.solutions
+feed: <a href="http://fuckup.solutions/feed/">http://fuckup.solutions/feed/</a>
+
+<a style="color: #666;" target="_blank" href="https://drive.tox.one">drive.tox.one</a>
+<a style="color: #F00;" target="_blank" href="https://code.brainarchy.com">some gits for you</a>
+<a href="/PD/1.html">The Principia Discordia</a>
+
+~~~~Kac Kac Kucak!~~~~
+
+<a href="http://xn----cgub.com/">xn----cgub.com</a>
+<a href='http://principiadiscordia.com/'>principiadiscordia.com</a>
+<a href='http://subgenius.com/'>subgenius.com</a>
+
+</pre>
+       </body>
+</html>
diff --git a/index3.html b/index3.html

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+++ b/index3.html
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+
+<html>
+    <head>
+<title> FUCKUP </title>
+<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width; initial-scale=1.0; maximum-scale=1.0; minimum-scale=1.0; user-scalable=no; target-densityDpi=device-dpi" />
+<style>
+body {
+    color: #00FF00;
+    background: #111 url('images/starry.gif');
+        text-align: center;
+}
+h1 {
+    font-size: 5em;
+        text-align: center;
+}
+
+table {
+    margin: 0 auto;
+}
+
+@keyframes phantomzone {
+    from {
+        transform: rotateY(0deg) rotateX(0deg) rotateZ(0deg);
+        filter: hue-rotate(0deg);
+    }
+
+    to {
+        transform: rotateY(360deg) rotateX(360deg) rotateZ(360deg);
+        filter: hue-rotate(360deg);
+    }
+}
+
+.phantomzone {
+    animation: phantomzone 8s infinite;
+}
+
+img {
+    max-width: 90%;
+}
+
+#flag {
+  position: absolute;
+  top: 0px;
+  left: 0px;
+  width: 25%;
+}
+
+</style>
+    </head>
+    <body>
+    <h1><img src="images/fuckup-kucak-logo-400px.png" alt="fuckup"></h1>
+    <div id="flag"><img class="phantomzone" src="images/NASC.jpg"><br><h3>Approved by the North American Socialist Collective</h3></div>
+    <center><img src="images/construction1.gif"><img src="images/construction2.gif"><img src="images/construction1.gif"></center>
+
+IRC: fuckup.solutions/6667 <br>
+Mumble: mumble.fuckup.solutions
+<br>
+feed: <a href="http://fuckup.solutions/feed/">http://fuckup.solutions/feed/</a>
+<br><div
+        style="
+                display: inline-block;
+                background: black;
+                padding: 4px;
+                color: #666;
+                font-family: ubuntu, arial, sans serif;
+                font-size: 10pt;
+        border: 1px solid darkred;
+        border-radius: 3px;
+        "
+>
+        <a style="color: #666;" target="_blank" href="https://drive.tox.one">drive.tox.one</a>
+    <br>
+    <a style="color: #F00;" target="_blank" href="https://code.brainarchy.com">some gits for you</a>
+               <br><a href="/PD/1.html">The Principia Discordia</a>
+</div>
+
+
+<marquee behavior="alternate"><h2>~~~~Kac Kac Kucak!~~~~</h2></marquee>
+<br><br><br>
+<table><tr><td><img src="images/torch-03.gif"></td><td><img id="gandalf" class="phantomzone" src="gandalf.gif"></td><td><img src="images/torch-03.gif"></td></table>
+<br><br><br>
+<table><tr><td><a href="http://xn----cgub.com/">xn----cgub.com</a></td><td><a href='http://principiadiscordia.com/'>principiadiscordia.com</a></td><td><a href='http://subgenius.com/'>subgenius.com</a></td></table>
+<br><br><br>
+<!-- Yay manual html -->
+
+<script type="text/javascript">
+/* this makes mobile phones melt
+var gandalf = document.getElementById("gandalf");
+var flag = document.getElementById("flag");
+var counter = 0;
+
+function fuckup_gandalf() {
+  counter++;
+  if (counter > 360) counter = 0;
+  gandalf.style.transform = "rotateY("+counter+"deg) rotateX("+counter+"deg)";
+  gandalf.style.filter = "hue-rotate("+counter+"deg)";
+  flag.style.transform = "rotateY("+counter+"deg) rotateX("+counter+"deg) rotateZ("+counter+"deg)";
+  flag.style.filter = "hue-rotate("+counter+"deg)";
+};
+
+
+setInterval(fuckup_gandalf, 15);
+*/
+</script>
+    </body>
+</html>
+
diff --git a/index4.html b/index4.html

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+++ b/index4.html
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+  <head>
+    <meta charset="utf-8">
+    <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
+    <link rel="stylesheet" href="css/fuckup.css"/>
+    <style>
+    @media screen and (max-width: 768px) {
+        #hubu {
+            width: 100%;
+        }
+    }
+    </style>
+    <title>F U C K U P</title>
+  </head>
+  <body>
+    <div id="title"><img src="images/fuckup-borderless.png"
+        width="300pt" style="vertical-align:text-bottom"
+        alt="F U C K U P"/></div>
+    <div id="subtitle">Approved by the North American Socialist Collective &nbsp;&bull;&nbsp; Kac kac kucak!</div>
+    <div id="main">
+    <p>We are still assembling our shit like Swedish furniture. But for now:</p>
+    <h1>Get FUCKEDUP</h1>
+    <table class="menu">
+         <tr><td>IRC</td><td>fuckup.solutions, port 6667</td></tr>
+         <tr><td>Mumble</td><td>mumble.fuckup.solutions</td></tr>
+               <tr><td>Feed</td><td><a href="http://fuckup.solutions/feed/">http://fuckup.solutions/feed/</a></td></tr>
+         <tr><td></td><td><a href="https://drive.tox.one">drive.tox.one</a></td></tr>
+         <tr><td></td><td><a href="https://code.brainarchy.com">Some gits for you</a></td></tr>
+               <tr><td></td><td><a href="/PD/1.html">The Principia Discordia</a></td></tr>
+       </table>
+    <h1>Links</h1>
+    <ul>
+    <li><a href="http://xn----cgub.com">Bot Comics</a></li>
+    <li><a href="http://principiadiscordia.com">Principia Discordia</a></li>
+    <li><a href="http://subgenius.com">Church of Subgenius</a></li>
+    </ul>
+    </div>
+</body>
+</html>
diff --git a/js/index.js b/js/index.js

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+++ b/js/index.js
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+/*
+http://principiadiscordia.com/book/78.php
+*/
+function Submit(input) {
+  // Step 1
+  input = input.toUpperCase().replace(' ','').split('');
+  var vowels = "AEIOU";
+  input.sort(function(a,b){
+    return vowels.includes(a);
+  });
+  // Step 2
+  input.reverse();
+  // Step 3
+  input.forEach(function(val, i, arr){
+    return val.charCodeAt(0);
+  });
+  // Step 4
+  input.sort(function(a, b) { return a - b; });
+  // Step 5
+  input.forEach(function(val, i, arr) {
+    return String.fromCharCode(val);
+  });
+  return input.sort().join('');
+}
+
+document.getElementById('input').addEventListener('submit', function(e) {
+  e.preventDefault();
+  var text = document.querySelector('#text');
+  var output = text.value.toUpperCase().replace(' ', '').split('').sort().join('');
+  text.value = output; //Submit(text.value);
+  return false;
+});
+\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/links/derkirche.html b/links/derkirche.html

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+++ b/links/derkirche.html
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+// view-source:http://derkirche.blinkenshell.org/links.html
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+<a href="http://whatdidyoudotoday.webs.com/">whatdidyoudotoday.webs.com</a>
+<a href="http://theholders.org/">theholders.org</a>
+<a href="http://mediamass.net/">mediamass.net</a>
+<a href="http://www.tedisgod.org/">tedisgod.org</a>
+<a href="http://phreeque.tripod.com/">phreeque.tripod.com</a>
+<a href="http://johntitor.com/">johntitor.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm">godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm</a>
+<a href="http://www.something.com/">something.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.anotherversionofthetruth.com/">anotherversionofthetruth.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.shayesaintjohn.net/">shayesaintjohn.net</a>
+<a href="http://www.973-eht-namuh-973.com/">973-eht-namuh-973.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.darwintime.com/">darwintime.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.whitepowermilk.com/">whitepowermilk.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.gabriellechana.com/">gabriellechana.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.hristu.net/">hristu.net</a>
+<a href="http://notpron.org/notpron/levelone.htm">notpr0n</a>
+<a href="http://www.scp-wiki.org/">scp-wiki.org</a>
+<a href="https://dangerousthings.com/">dangerousthings.com</a>
+<a href="http://nails.hoogerbrugge.com/">nails.hoogerbrugge.com</a>
+<a href="http://yyyyyyy.info/">yyyyyyy.info</a>
+<a href="http://www.historyisaweapon.com/">historyisaweapon.com</a>
+<a href="http://existentialcrisis.com/">existentialcrisis.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.com/">gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.thisman.org/">thisman.org</a>
+<a href="http://cakelab.org/">cakelab.org</a>
+<a href="http://subculture.com/">subculture.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.universe-people.com/">universe-people.com</a>
+<a href="http://thebestpictureontheinternet.com/">thebestpictureontheinternet.com</a>
+<a href="http://mermaidstail.info/">mermaidstail.info</a>
+<a href="http://www.taxi1010.com/">taxi1010.com</a>
+<a href="http://altereddimensions.net/">altereddimensions.net</a>
+<a href="http://www.alexchiu.com/">alexchiu.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.purple.com">purple.com</a>
+<a href="http://ghostcity.com">ghostcity.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.lyca.com/">lyca.com</a>
+<a href="http://entropy8zuper.org/">entropy8zuper.org</a>
+<a href="http://www.bannination.com/">bannination.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.monkeyhands.com/">monkeyhands.com</a>
+<a href="http://deoxy.org/">deoxy.org</a>
+<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20120319080831/http://www.wiolawapress.com/">wiolawapress.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.illuminati-news.com/">illuminati-news.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.earthfiles.com/">earthfiles.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.goroadachi.com/">goroadachi.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.unicorn-dream.co.uk/destrier/">unicorn-dream.co.uk/destrier</a>
+<a href="http://www.american-buddha.com/">american-buddha.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.99rooms.com/">99rooms.com</a>
+<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20110611141710/http://www.wordsontheleft.com/">wordsontheleft.com</a>
+<a href="http://web.textfiles.com/">web.textfiles.com</a>
+<a href="http://youvebeenleftbehind.com/">youvebeenleftbehind.com</a>
+<a href="http://cubicao.com/">cubicao.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07">thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07</a>
+<a href="http://www.crystalinks.com/atlantiscreation.html">crystalinks.com/atlantiscreation.html</a>
+<a href="http://www.freemasonrywatch.org/">freemasonrywatch.org</a>
+<a href="http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/">unexplained-mysteries.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.greatdreams.com/">greatdreams.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.correctpi.com/">correctpi.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.dianamystery.com/">dianamystery.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.thehiddenrecords.com/">thehiddenrecords.com</a>
+<a href="http://keyofsolomon.net/">keyofsolomon.net</a>
+<a href="http://www.oneism.org/">oneism.org</a>
+<a href="http://malepregnancy.com/">malepregnancy.com</a>
+<a href="http://kingmaker.net/">kingmaker.net</a>
+<a href="http://digilander.libero.it/p_truth/">digilander.libero.it/p_truth</a>
+<a href="http://www.futurevisionaries.com/">futurevisionaries.com</a>
+<a href="http://vigilantcitizen.com/">vigilantcitizen.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.abovegod.com/">abovegod.com</a>
+<a href="http://puppstheories.com/">puppstheories.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.azores-pyramid.org/">azores-pyramid.org</a>
+<a href="http://www.calm.com/">calm.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com/">howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.ascii-middle-finger.com/">ascii-middle-finger.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.imaninja.com/">imaninja.com</a>
+<a href="http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/">hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/">staggeringbeauty.com</a>
+<a href="http://obmoz.com/">obmoz.com</a>
+<a href="http://zombo.com/">zombo.com</a>
+<a href="http://good-v-evil.com/">good-v-evil.com</a>
+<a href="http://wikipediocracy.com/">wikipediocracy.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.jurassicsystems.com/">jurassicsystems.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.fbomb.co/">fbomb.co</a>
+<a href="http://www.deadraisingteam.com/">deadraisingteam.com</a>
+<a href="http://theproofistrivial.com/">theproofistrivial.com</a>
+<a href="http://theinfinitynetwork.org/">theinfinitynetwork.org</a>
+<a href="http://fathersarducci.com/">fathersarducci.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.holysmoke.org/">holysmoke.org</a>
+<a href="http://www.octodadgame.com/">octodadgame.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.goat-simulator.com/">goat-simulator.com</a>
+<a href="http://itanimulli.com">itanimulli.com</a>
+<a href="http://studentsfororwell.org/">studentsfororwell.org</a>
+<a href="http://www.internetismyreligion.com/">internetismyreligion.com</a>
+<a href="http://25mostevil.wordpress.com/">25mostevil.wordpress.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.pizzatits.com/">pizzatits.com</a>
+<a href="http://howtotroll.org">howtotroll.org</a>
+<a href="http://highfivetheinternet.com/">highfivetheinternet.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.yesweare.info/">yesweare.info</a>
+<a href="http://anus.com">ANUS.com</a>
+<a href="http://sortieenmer.com/">sortieenmer.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.beards.org/">beards.org</a>
+<a href="http://churchofsatan.com/">churchofsatan.com</a>
+<a href="http://reallifecam.com/">reallifecam.com</a>
+<a href="http://shzamm.com/">shzamm.com</a>
+<a href="http://harddawn.com/">harddawn.com</a>
+<a href="http://teleport.to/">teleport.to</a>
+<a href="http://stargods.org/">stargods.org</a>
+<a href="http://bringvictory.com/">bringvictory.com</a>
+<a href="http://oeis.org/">oeis.org</a>
+<a href="http://lemurbots.org/">lemurbots.org</a>
+<a href="http://nationalreport.net/">nationalreport.net</a>
+<a href="http://evolution-control.com/">evolution-control.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.esotericorderofdagon.org/">esotericorderofdagon.org</a>
+<a href="http://antipope.org">antipope.org</a>
+<a href="http://godhatesshrimp.com">godhatesshrimp.com</a>
+<a href="http://haneke.net">haneke.net</a>
+<a href="http://thebeatlesneverbrokeup.com">thebeatlesneverbrokeup.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.secrettechnology.com">secrettechnology.com</a>
+<a href="http://alienabductions.com">alienabductions.com</a>
+<a href="http://anomalies-unlimited.com">anomalies-unlimited.com</a>
+<a href="http://revengerists.wikia.com">revengerists.wikia.com</a>
+<a href="http://scp-wiki.net">scp-wiki.net</a>
+<a href="http://zombiepassions.com">zombiepassions.com</a>
+<a href="http://girlsandcorpses.com">girlsandcorpses.com</a>
+<a href="http://irdial.com">irdial.com</a>
+<a href="http://missioncreep.com">missioncreep.com</a>
+<a href="http://subgenius.com">subgenius.com</a>
+<a href="http://ensmb.com">ensmb.com</a>
+<a href="http://robowatch.org">robowatch.org</a>
+<a href="http://metatech.org">metatech.org</a>
+<a href="http://www.nibiruancouncil.com">nibiruancouncil.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.1111angels.net">1111angels.net</a>
+<a href="http://www.johntitor.com">johntitor.com"</a>
+<a href="http://higherpowertech.com">higherpowertech.com</a>
+<a href="http://taking-over-the-internet.com">taking-over-the-internet.com</a>
+<a href="http://thedogisland.com">thedogisland.com</a>
+<a href="http://inventor-warp-speed.com">inventor-warp-speed.com</a>
+<a href="http://explodingdog.com">explodingdog.com</a>
+<a href="http://joanocean.com">joanocean.com</a>
+<a href="http://probablefuture.com">probablefuture.com</a>
+<a href="http://sungazing.com">sungazing.com</a>
+<a href="http://earthbounddog.com">earthbounddog.com</a>
+<a href="http://ssotu.com">ssotu.com</a>
+<a href="http://votergasm.com">votergasm.com</a>
+<a href="http://adequacy.org/">adequacy.org</a>
+<a href="http://mercerforpresident2008.com">mercerforpresident2008.com</a>
+<a href="http://fixedearth.com">fixedearth.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.thenewearth.org/">thenewearth.org</a>
+<a href="http://www.ctmu.net/">ctmu.net</a>
+<a href="http://www.teleologic.org/">teleologic.org</a>
+<a href="http://acmeism.org/">acmeism.org</a>
+<a href="http://bukk.it/">bukk.it</a>
+<a href="http://www.tractatuslogico-philosophicus.com/">tractatuslogico-philosophicus.com</a>
+<a href="https://www.realhamster.com/">realhamster.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.abovetopsecret.com/">abovetopsecret.com</a>
+<a href="http://divine-interventions.com/">divine-interventions.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.fuckforforest.com/">fuckforforest.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.futurescience.com/">futurescience.com</a>
+<a href="http://thesexcripples.co.uk/">thesexcripples.co.uk</a>
+<a href="http://www.mnftiu.cc/">mnftiu.cc</a>
+<a href="http://www.improbable.com/">improbable.com</a>
+<a href="http://revisit.link/">revisit.link</a>
+<a href="http://stoprobotabuse.com/">stoprobotabuse.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.redmeat.com/">redmeat.com</a>
+<a href="http://fossilcalibrations.org/">fossilcalibrations.org</a>
+<a href="http://saintstupid.com/">saintstupid.com</a>
+<a href="http://mappingpoliceviolence.org/">mappingpoliceviolence.org</a>
+<a href="http://langsec.org/">langsec.org</a>
+<a href="http://ultrawizardsword.net/">ultrawizardsword.net</a>
+<a href="http://lindseyway.com/">lindseyway.com</a>
+<a href="http://playingwithsuperpower.com/">playingwithsuperpower.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.391.org/">391.org</a>
+<a href="http://www.species-in-pieces.com/">species-in-pieces.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.octothorpean.org/">octothorpean.org</a>
+<a href="http://www.timothylearyarchives.org/">timothylearyarchives.org</a>
+<a href="http://www.poopcolors.com/">poopcolors.com</a>
+<a href="http://t-bonemusic.com/">t-bonemusic.com</a>
+<a href="http://symbolmatrix.com/">symbolmatrix.com</a>
+<a href="http://postnatural.org/">postnatural.org</a>
+<a href="http://osr-tapes.com/">osr-tapes</a>
+<a href="http://nationalcynical.com/">nationalcynical.com</a>
+<a href="http://glowfuckyourself.com/">glowfuckyourself.com</a>
+<a href="http://buttonbass.com">buttonbass.com</a>
+<a href="http://space.mit.edu/home/tegmark/crazy.html">Tegmark</a>
+<a href="http://veryman.expert/">veryman.expert</a>
+<a href="https://firstchurchofspacejesus.blogspot.com/">first church of space jesus</a>
+<a href="http://realmorphs.tumblr.com/">realmorphs.tumblr.com</a>
+<a href="http://manyland.com">manyland.com</a>
+<a href="http://seaquence.org">seaquence.org</a>
+<a href="http://pro-apocalypse.com/">pro-apocalypse.com</a>
+<a href="http://maxslack.net/">maxslack.net</a>
+<a href="http://420.moe/">420.moe</a>
+<a href="http://masonicinfo.com/">masonicinfo.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.pulseboy.com/">pulseboy.com</a>
+<a href="http://activatingevolution.org/">activatingevolution.org</a>
+<a href="https://www.vulnhub.com/">vulnhub.com</a>
+<a href="http://zerahypt.net/">zerahypt.net</a>
+<a href="https://rwslol.com/">rwslol.com</a>
+<a href="http://masonicinfo.com">masonicinfo.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.miskatonic-university.org/">miskatonic-university.edu</a>
+<a href="http://decalaveras.com/">decalaveras.com</a>
+<a href="http://skullcode.com/">skullcode.com</a>
+<a href="https://lainchan.org/">lainchan.org</a>
+<a href="http://discochan.cu.cc/">discochan.cu.cc</a>
+<a href="http://ostagram.ru/">ostagram.ru</a>
+<a href="http://ellimacs.com/">ellimacs.com</a>
+<a href="https://sneakycards.com/">sneakycards.com</a>
+<a href="http://www.modemac.com/">modemac.com</a>
+
+<script>function rearr(){ var arr = [], nodes = document.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = 0, l = nodes.length; i<l;i++){ arr[i] = " <a href='" + nodes[i].href + "'>" + nodes[i].text + "</a>"; } arr.sort(function(){ return 0.5 - Math.random();}); document.body.innerHTML = arr.join(" "); }; rearr(); window.onblur = rearr; </script>
+
diff --git a/links/disco_reading.html b/links/disco_reading.html

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+<a href='https://principiadiscordia.com/'>PrincipiaDiscordi.com</a><br>
+<a href='https://principiadiscordia.com/book/1.php'>The Principia Discordia</a><br>
+<a href='https://principiadiscordia.com/bip/1.php'>The Black Iron Prison</a><br>
+<a href='https://principiadiscordia.com/bip2013/1.php'>BIP - Common Walls</a><br>
+<a href='https://principiadiscordia.com/readinglist.php'>PD.com Reading List (Many PDFs)</a><br>
diff --git a/links/index.html b/links/index.html

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+<html>
+ <head>
+  <title> Ministry of Linking </title>
+ </head>
+ <body>
+  <center><h1>Ministry of Linking</h1></center>
+  <center>This is where, in the future, a lot of lists will hang out.</center>
+  <br><br><br>
+  <center>
+   <a href="derkirche.html">DerKirches List Mirror</a><br>
+   <a href="disco_reading.html">Discordian Reading</a><br>
+   <a href="http://www.principiadiscordia.com/links.php">PD.com - Links</a><br>
+   <a href="random.html">Random</a><br>
+  </center>
diff --git a/links/note b/links/note

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+https://www.reddit.com/r/TOR/comments/2qahlq/what_are_you_looking_for_in_an_onionbased_website/
diff --git a/links/random.html b/links/random.html

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+<div style="border: 1px solid grey; width: 30%">
+<center><a href="https://www.alchemistowl.org/pocorgtfo/">POC or GTFO</a><center>
+
+<span><center>
+---<br>
+Issue 16<br>
+<p style="font-size: 10px"> Technical Note: This file, pocorgtfo16.pdf, is a polyglot that is valid as a PDF document, a ZIP archive, and a Bash script that runs a Python webserver which hosts Kaitai Struct’s WebIDE which, allowing you to view the file’s own annotated bytes. Ain’t that nifty?</p>
+<a href="https://nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com/example-name/pocorgtfo16.pdf">POCorGTFO16 Mirror</a>
+<a href="http://openwall.info/wiki/_media/people/solar/pocorgtfo16.pdf">POCorGTFO16 Mirror</a>
+<a href="https://iotdarwinaward.com/pocorgtfo/pocorgtfo/">POCorGTFO16 Mirror</a><br>
+<a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15635102">POCorGTFO16 HN Discussion (Mirror source)</a>
+</span></div>
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+
+<!-- saved from url=(0024)http://fuckup.solutions/ -->
+<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1252">
+<title> FUCKUP </title>
+<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width; initial-scale=1.0; maximum-scale=1.0; minimum-scale=1.0; user-scalable=no; target-densityDpi=device-dpi">
+<style>
+body {
+       color: #00FF00;
+       background: #111 url('images/starry.gif');
+               text-align: center;
+}
+h1 {
+       font-size: 5em;
+               text-align: center;
+}
+
+table {
+       margin: 0 auto;
+}
+
+@keyframes phantomzone {
+       from {
+               transform: rotateY(0deg) rotateX(0deg) rotateZ(0deg);
+               filter: hue-rotate(0deg);
+       }
+
+       to {
+               transform: rotateY(360deg) rotateX(360deg) rotateZ(360deg);
+               filter: hue-rotate(360deg);
+       }
+}
+
+.phantomzone {
+       animation: phantomzone 8s infinite;
+}
+
+img {
+       max-width: 90%;
+}
+
+#flag {
+  position: absolute;
+  top: 0px;
+  left: 0px;
+  width: 25%;
+}
+
+</style>
+       </head>
+       <body>
+       <h1><img src="./FUCKUP_files/fuckup-kucak-logo-400px.png" alt="fuckup"></h1>
+       <div id="flag"><img class="phantomzone" src="./FUCKUP_files/NASC.jpg"><br><h3>Approved by the North American Socialist Collective</h3></div>
+       <center><img src="./FUCKUP_files/construction1.gif"><img src="./FUCKUP_files/construction2.gif"><img src="./FUCKUP_files/construction1.gif"></center>
+
+IRC: fuckup.solutions/6667 <br>
+Mumble: mumble.fuckup.solutions
+
+<br><div style="
+                display: inline-block;
+                background: black;
+                padding: 4px;
+                color: #666;
+                font-family: ubuntu, arial, sans serif;
+                font-size: 10pt;
+               border: 1px solid darkred;
+               border-radius: 3px;
+        ">
+        <a style="color: #666;" target="_blank" href="https://drive.tox.one/">drive.tox.one</a>
+       <br>
+       <a style="color: #F00;" target="_blank" href="https://code.brainarchy.com/">some gits for you</a>
+</div>
+
+
+<marquee behavior="alternate"><h2>~~~~Kac Kac Kucak!~~~~</h2></marquee>
+<br><br><br>
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author	JKirchartz <jkirchartz@gmail.com>
	Tue, 20 Nov 2018 01:52:08 +0000 (20:52 -0500)
committer	JKirchartz <jkirchartz@gmail.com>
	Tue, 20 Nov 2018 01:53:48 +0000 (20:53 -0500)
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